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Old 11-17-2008, 11:43 PM   #1
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Default raise your hand if you HATE condoms

and if you have any suggestions for a condom that would actually allow me to feel something. I always feel like I'm fucking a void when wearing one.

 
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Old 11-17-2008, 11:44 PM   #2
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you're setting yourself up here...

 
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Old 11-17-2008, 11:44 PM   #3
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LIFE IS HARD MAN

 
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Old 11-17-2008, 11:45 PM   #4
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having to use a condom is a huge turnoff.

 
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Old 11-17-2008, 11:46 PM   #5
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Blausiegel were always my brand of choice.

 
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Old 11-17-2008, 11:52 PM   #6
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I hate having to wear Magnum condoms since my cock is so damn big

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:00 AM   #7
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yeah, condoms suck man.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:02 AM   #8
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if you are not getting laid do not post here.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:05 AM   #9
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if you are not getting laid do not post here.
while typing??
that's freaky...

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:05 AM   #10
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:06 AM   #11
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i believe there is now a spray-on condom.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:16 AM   #12
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I hate condoms but I hate kids more :/

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:19 AM   #13
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I recommend the uva ring. She puts it in and it stays in until the one week for her period. 99.99% effective and no worry of forgetting to take a pill.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:23 AM   #14
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I recommend the uva ring. She puts it in and it stays in until the one week for her period. 99.99% effective and no worry of forgetting to take a pill.
i recommend rawdog and bail

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:33 AM   #15
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I just bought condoms from condomdepot.com... It sure beats looking at someone as they price a box of things you're going to put on your cock.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 12:41 AM   #16
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I just bought condoms from condomdepot.com... It sure beats looking at someone as they price a box of things you're going to put on your cock.
lol, I never really understood this. It's not that uncomfortable buying condoms. I think there are plenty of other things I would be more embarrassed to buy.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 01:33 AM   #17
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this is why i prefer genital torture

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 02:02 AM   #18
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I recommend the uva ring. She puts it in and it stays in until the one week for her period. 99.99% effective and no worry of forgetting to take a pill.
That's not really an option if you're a playa broseph. And yeah what the fuck... who gets embarrassed buying condoms?

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 02:05 AM   #19
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madmanmead to thread

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 02:19 AM   #20
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There is an easy solution:

http://b1.adbrite.com/iads/182426.jpg

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 02:23 AM   #21
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lol, I never really understood this. It's not that uncomfortable buying condoms.
YES IT IS!!

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 02:24 AM   #22
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i do not have sex

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:37 AM   #23
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I tie a length of rope around my erect member real tight so that nothing can come out.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:58 AM   #24
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i do not have sex
Now that's what I'M talking about!

Edit: o/

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 06:19 AM   #25
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i had enough sexual intercourse before i reached sexual maturity. penetrative sex does not interest me anymore.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 07:29 AM   #26
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this is why I never fuck anyone. condoms hurt. it keeps me from being with jerks that I'd regret being with too.

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:38 AM   #27
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i like condoms

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:43 AM   #28
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I don't like them, but my girlfriend refuses to try any hormonal method of birth control, so I go with the Durex Ultrathins or whatever. Now 20% thinner! (or so the box tells me)

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 09:01 AM   #29
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i hate those ultrathins

 
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Old 11-18-2008, 03:06 PM   #30
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Condoms suck. Anyone here ever use VCFs? They work as long as the girl gets it all the way up her pussy and you don't get it stuck to your dick.

 
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