I hope I get food poisoning so I can take tomorrow off

bardy · 10-20-2008, 02:36 PM

A new chinese place opened up literally 200 ft away from my office. All that is that close right now is a McDonalds and a Sandwich/Soup place. I like the sandwich shop but it gets booooring and it's weirdly expensive.

Anyway, the chinese place has been open for only 2 weeks. I wanted to give it a while to work out the "kinks" and maybe receive a health inspection? today I was hungry so I decided to give it a shot anyway. It tastes delicious and everyone seemed nice and there were some people chatting about how they ate there before and it was delicious.

Here's to hoping

samuel redman · 10-20-2008, 02:55 PM

this won't properly build fine, lean muscle mass for you beach folk

shannon · 10-20-2008, 03:03 PM

why not just call out?

bardy · 10-20-2008, 03:04 PM

guilt!!

shannon · 10-20-2008, 03:07 PM

i'd take minor guilt over food poisoning any day

The Jesus · 10-20-2008, 03:09 PM

What did you have to eat at the Chinese place?

bardy · 10-20-2008, 03:11 PM

I know, I think I inherited too much guilt

OR I AM JUST A BAD PERSON

I feel okay but that egg roll was pretty sketchy

What did you guys have for lunch, I don't have anything else to add onto this story unless I start crapping my pants or vomiting onto my keyboard

edit: I had general tso's chicken with some fried rice and an egg roll. all for $7 and it was a lot of food. Anyway, I picked out the largest chunk of chicken and cut it open and it was cooked all the way through. That was all the effort I could muster

bardy · 10-20-2008, 03:12 PM

how do you pronounce tso?

Banana · 10-20-2008, 03:13 PM

Bardy, I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

bardy · 10-20-2008, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

Bardy, I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

what does that even mean

shannon · 10-20-2008, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

how do you pronounce tso?

kind of like "ow" with an "s" before it

wHATcOLOR · 10-20-2008, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

what does that even mean

it's an office reference, michael says it to dwight. it made me chuckle

bardy · 10-20-2008, 03:20 PM

oh, my bad

duovamp · 10-20-2008, 03:47 PM

If you get food poisoning then that might mean other people did too, which could force it to close down. Lose/lose.

Nimrod's Son · 10-20-2008, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bardy

A new chinese place opened up literally 200 ft away from my office.

Thank goodness. I hate when a place opens figuratively 200 ft from me.

Nimrod's Son · 10-20-2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

it's an office reference, michael says it to dwight. it made me chuckle

False.

Michael says it to Toby.

duovamp · 10-20-2008, 04:07 PM

You're both wrong. Chuck says it to Randy.

wHATcOLOR · 10-20-2008, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

False.

Michael says it to Toby.

DANG!!

wHATcOLOR · 10-20-2008, 06:10 PM

i was thinking of "I do not understand what you spend your money on" when dwight puts on those sunglasses

sickbadthing · 10-20-2008, 06:14 PM

if bardy's life was like The Office would she be Kelly?

I think she's Kelly.

Can u see her BF as Ryan trying to claw his way out...

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III · 10-20-2008, 06:17 PM

I take it you wouldn't like the idea of travelling accross China without a package tour in sight-

noyen · 10-20-2008, 06:19 PM

i hope you spend tomorrow shitting and puking in a small bath tub at the same time too, bardy.

Travis Meeks · 10-20-2008, 06:21 PM

ignore listed

Travis Meeks · 10-20-2008, 06:22 PM

and banana

voiceofreason · 10-20-2008, 06:25 PM

i hope you get food poisoning the day after tomorrow

Nimrod's Son · 10-20-2008, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

if bardy's life was like The Office would she be Kelly?

I think she's Kelly.

Can u see her BF as Ryan trying to claw his way out...

She would be Jan, post-op.

Shapan · 10-20-2008, 09:41 PM

jan is pretty spot on

sickbadthing · 10-20-2008, 09:44 PM

yo soy el mejor · 10-20-2008, 09:49 PM

i had a sandwich and a huge jug of water for lunch. wtf. no wonder im hungry. ive been busy all day. bye.

10-20-2008, 02:36 PM	#1
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,799	I hope I get food poisoning so I can take tomorrow off A new chinese place opened up literally 200 ft away from my office. All that is that close right now is a McDonalds and a Sandwich/Soup place. I like the sandwich shop but it gets booooring and it's weirdly expensive. Anyway, the chinese place has been open for only 2 weeks. I wanted to give it a while to work out the "kinks" and maybe receive a health inspection? today I was hungry so I decided to give it a shot anyway. It tastes delicious and everyone seemed nice and there were some people chatting about how they ate there before and it was delicious. Here's to hoping

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10-20-2008, 02:55 PM	#2
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10-20-2008, 03:03 PM	#3
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,150	why not just call out?

10-20-2008, 03:04 PM	#4
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,799	guilt!!

10-20-2008, 03:07 PM	#5
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,150	i'd take minor guilt over food poisoning any day

10-20-2008, 03:09 PM	#6
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,951	What did you have to eat at the Chinese place?

10-20-2008, 03:11 PM	#7
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,799	I know, I think I inherited too much guilt OR I AM JUST A BAD PERSON I feel okay but that egg roll was pretty sketchy What did you guys have for lunch, I don't have anything else to add onto this story unless I start crapping my pants or vomiting onto my keyboard edit: I had general tso's chicken with some fried rice and an egg roll. all for $7 and it was a lot of food. Anyway, I picked out the largest chunk of chicken and cut it open and it was cooked all the way through. That was all the effort I could muster

10-20-2008, 03:12 PM	#8
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,799	how do you pronounce tso?

10-20-2008, 03:13 PM	#9
Banana 4 THE MARE Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 5,756	Bardy, I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

10-20-2008, 03:20 PM	#13
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,799	oh, my bad

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duovamp Immortal Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿) Posts: 28,954	If you get food poisoning then that might mean other people did too, which could force it to close down. Lose/lose.

10-20-2008, 04:07 PM	#17
duovamp Immortal Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿) Posts: 28,954	You're both wrong. Chuck says it to Randy.

10-20-2008, 06:10 PM	#19
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10-20-2008, 06:14 PM	#20
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,242	if bardy's life was like The Office would she be Kelly? I think she's Kelly. Can u see her BF as Ryan trying to claw his way out...

10-20-2008, 06:17 PM	#21
Blaise Bailey Finnegan III Ownz Location: the dirty south Posts: 658	I take it you wouldn't like the idea of travelling accross China without a package tour in sight-

10-20-2008, 06:19 PM	#22
noyen Immortal Posts: 23,320	i hope you spend tomorrow shitting and puking in a small bath tub at the same time too, bardy.

10-20-2008, 06:21 PM	#23
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,562	ignore listed

10-20-2008, 06:22 PM	#24
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,562	and banana

10-20-2008, 06:25 PM	#25
voiceofreason Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 2	i hope you get food poisoning the day after tomorrow

10-20-2008, 09:41 PM	#27
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,826	jan is pretty spot on

10-20-2008, 09:44 PM	#28
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,242

10-20-2008, 09:49 PM	#29
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: spiceworld Posts: 32,117	i had a sandwich and a huge jug of water for lunch. wtf. no wonder im hungry. ive been busy all day. bye.