hey frugalscotsman

[wHATcOLOR]

do you ever splurge? surely ever now and again you yield to temptation and defy your name. maybe you want a new pack of baseball cards or something? or a new jump rope or some roller skates. do you ever spend willy nilly? i know i have before.

[frugalscotsman]

yeah i splurge. i'm frugal more in the sense of making things last, like really stretching that paint out on the wall with the brush before dipping it back in the can

[wHATcOLOR]

oh, i got ya. how far do you take that kind of frugality? got any cool examples? do you split the sheets apart on 2 ply toilet paper for example? less extreme would be licking the underside of the lid of a yogurt. or thoroughly picking through the carcass of a lobster to get all the meat, even from the tedious and hard to nagivate area where the legs attach to the body. maybe flipping your underwear inside out after a day's use to ready them for one more usage prior to washing?

[wHATcOLOR]

or maybe chewing gum past the time when it has lost it's flavor, to get the extra cheek muscle exercise

[wHATcOLOR]

or perhaps storing your highlighter markers vertically with the tip down so that they nub does not try out prematurely

[wHATcOLOR]

what about driving very slowly so as not to waste gasoline with frivolous acceleration

[wHATcOLOR]

help us get a sense for just how frugal you are, scotsman!

[frugalscotsman]

wow i've never been called out in a thread before. i'm flattered

i'm frugal enough to fulfill a stereotype, namely scots are thrifty, cunning bastards

but i gots to gets laid, so you can't really skimp out on dates

[frugalscotsman]

i did make this towelie costume from wal-mart supplies: two towels, safety pins, crazy glue, construction paper and permanent marker. it only took me the amount of time it takes to watch jason IV (or was it V?) right before the halloween party

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

or perhaps storing your highlighter markers vertically with the tip down so that they nub does not try out prematurely

everyone does this.

[frugalscotsman]

yeah i'm not here to impress anyone or get laid with this username. if i were i'd have used "mykiltisadressbecausemydongistoolong"

[Hate the Hater]

Originally Posted by frugalscotsman

"mykiltisadressbecausemydongistoolong"

[frugalscotsman]

i always knew billy had two HUGE shiny heads

[frugalscotsman]

you ever tell your date to order what they want for dinner, then order water and bread for yourself? yeah, that kind of frugality

[yo soy el mejor]

someone once told me it was a bad idea to order salad on a date cause there is a great chance of getting lettuce or some other vegetable stuck in your teeth. i guess that holds true for any meal.. i mean you can get chicken stuck in your teeth too. but ive had more instances of getting lettuce and poppyseeds in my chompers so it makes sense. and anyway.. the color of chicken is lighter and in a dim restaurant it may not even be noticeable. but not with lettuce. nuh uh. no sir. that stuff is green and you cant miss it. the other day this chick at work had orange stuff in her teeth and i told her. i figured it was more rude to let her walk around all day like that. at least she wasnt on a date with me or anyone else.

[GlasgowKiss]

fuck dates

[yo soy el mejor]

if ur lucky, y0

[frugalscotsman]

Originally Posted by GlasgowKiss

fuck dates

a true scotsman.

[frugalscotsman]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

someone once told me it was a bad idea to order salad on a date cause there is a great chance of getting lettuce or some other vegetable stuck in your teeth. i guess that holds true for any meal.. i mean you can get chicken stuck in your teeth too. but ive had more instances of getting lettuce and poppyseeds in my chompers so it makes sense. and anyway.. the color of chicken is lighter and in a dim restaurant it may not even be noticeable. but not with lettuce. nuh uh. no sir. that stuff is green and you cant miss it. the other day this chick at work had orange stuff in her teeth and i told her. i figured it was more rude to let her walk around all day like that. at least she wasnt on a date with me or anyone else.

you ever tell as girl at a blacklight party she's got cum on her teeth/lips/eye/ass? yeah it's noticeable

[Kahlo]

Where abouts in Scotland are you from?

[SlingeroGuitaro]

condoms dont have 2 sides for nothin