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Old 08-12-2008, 03:06 PM   #61
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anyone got some carbs i can smoke?

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 03:07 PM   #62
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how? i am seriously interested..
you're just saying that because you don't want people to think you're stupid.

there's nothing to explain. i'm done with this before i actually start to take it seriously.

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 03:24 PM   #63
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touche mon frere

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 03:27 PM   #64
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do menses have carbs?

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 03:29 PM   #65
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or sugar

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 03:56 PM   #66
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I love you period
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Old 08-12-2008, 07:14 PM   #67
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Hey JapanAlex, I'm coming to Japan in November. I'll find you then. Be prepared.

 
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Old 08-12-2008, 07:44 PM   #68
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anyone got some carbs i can smoke?
yes! oh wait, i thought you said crabs...

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:31 AM   #69
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we should chain up women on their periods like we do with werewolves on the night of the full moon
no. we need to do with men what they do with pandas in captivity - cage the male studs and feed them the best food and do exercises with them on a daily basis that improves their breeding skills.

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 08:06 AM   #70
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no. we need to do with men what they do with pandas in captivity - cage the male studs and feed them the best food and do exercises with them on a daily basis that improves their breeding skills.
so does this mean we dont have to think or fend for ourselves but we still get laid plenty?

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 08:13 AM   #71
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Shh! You'll ruin the deal for us!!

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 05:26 PM   #72
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thank god JapanAlex is a nutritionist. he/she is so knowledgeable about food and diets. silly me, i was just gonna tell you to eat what you want and puke it up after!

i'm with japanalex, jellybeans and potatoes look way too different to both contain carbohydrates.

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:45 PM   #73
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stop twisting my words you pussy ass bitch - i said that sugar is different from carbs - which it damn well is...

you guys are just sour cos you know jack shit fuck about diet and are being plain fucking penises

i aint saying that anyone here cares about diet (you should but im guessing.. alot of you dont) which is fine by me

but this young lady saying shes doing a diet - im trying to at least open a door to her

if this door opens up and it says something she dont want to hear - then fine but you guys are just being fucking childish (hillarious) about a very serious issue

i have have read at least 20 books on nutrition throughout my lifetime, health is very important to me, i am no nutritionist but if you cant at least think about another angle there are some seriously dumb motherfuckers here

bad carbs could be crisps (potato chips). now do crisps have alot of sugar in them? would you cut them from your diet because of their high sugar content. hell no. you cut them because they use oil to cook them in and because they are a bad (empty) carb

so sugar is something completely different - granted - it is a part of the carb molecular chain

im not trying to give you a fucking science lesson because its pretty fucking obvious to me that you're teenagers who dont have a care in the world about diet.

but she does - if she is fucking dieting. and all i was trying to say was that you shouldnt fucking diet because that is the most fucking stupid thing you can do to your body

a little thing called understanding is clearing missing from your logic

okay rant out of the way i think i will give you a little science lesson. now you dont have to listen to a word of this - you want to lose weight or not?

when receptors in the cells of the body are constantly bombarded with sugar they have to create insulan to keep blood sugar low...

do this enough and with enough sugar and the receptor will close.

this leads to diabetes, heart disease, cancer, you name it.

did you know that in terms of hormones in your blood - sugar is more addictive than heroin...

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Old 08-13-2008, 06:49 PM   #74
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Hey JapanAlex, I'm coming to Japan in November. I'll find you then. Be prepared.
throw a few on my behalf

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:51 PM   #75
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you're turning the argument into something completely different now. i guess thats what happens when people are backed into a corner of dumb. they usually leave netphoria.

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:54 PM   #76
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me? no thats what they did... or am i the only person who reads posts?

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:55 PM   #77
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throw a few on my behalf
im not in Japan anymore fyi

back in the UK with my childlers

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:56 PM   #78
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im actually suprised by how little nimrods son has said about this - some restrain - gee whizz

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:25 PM   #79
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i'm afraid you might call me a pussy ass bitch

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:29 PM   #80
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or a 'plain fucking penis'

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:39 PM   #81
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stop twisting my words you pussy ass bitch - i said that sugar is different from carbs - which it damn well is...
are you really getting this worked up over carbs?
maybe you should eat some and feel better. I just ate a blueberry muffin, omg!

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 08:51 PM   #82
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my boobs hurt

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:47 PM   #83
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insulan? i think you copied and pasted a bad wikipedia article

but keep on fightin the dumb fight bro

 
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Old 08-13-2008, 11:49 PM   #84
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p.s. i'm gonna go eat some breaded jellybeans now

 
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Old 08-14-2008, 06:20 AM   #85
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insulan? i think you copied and pasted a bad wikipedia article

but keep on fightin the dumb fight bro
yes insulin - you know - the stuff that goes in your blood when you have too much sugar?

 
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Old 08-14-2008, 06:21 AM   #86
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i'm afraid you might call me a pussy ass bitch
well yeah i was afraid of that too!

 
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Old 08-14-2008, 06:24 AM   #87
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What I have learned in this thread

whoever gave Japanalex an internet connection and allowed him to reproduce should be shot

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Old 08-14-2008, 06:32 AM   #88
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well you're fucking ugly - deal with that!!

 
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Old 08-14-2008, 06:38 AM   #89
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Oh yes, back to that again are we?

I love that your insults sound like they come from the mouth of an angry 9 year old

 
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Old 08-14-2008, 06:42 AM   #90
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i just found in life that if you use obnoxious things against obnoxious things - it, at least, balances it out a little

 
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