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Old 08-03-2008, 11:09 PM   #1
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:09 PM   #2
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Some obvious points:

Men
•Do you grow it?
•Are you allowed to where you work/study?
•What does it look like?
•Does your partner like it?
•What do other people think of it?

Ladies
•(Just so we're not sexist) Do you grow it? (Dear God, no)
•Does your man grow it?
•Do you like it?

Either
• How do you want your facial hair or your partner's facial hair to look?
•How long have you or your partner been growing it?

 
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:12 PM   #3
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I only grow facial hair on my chin. My work has never said anything about it so I guess its not a big deal...sometimes I'll go for a week without shaving. I think I look pretty good kinda scruffy.

 
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:15 PM   #4
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facial hair hasn't come in completely. thin and relatively sparse sideburns and chin accompanied by a delightfully thin moustache. i let it grow (aside from the moustache) most of the time only because i'm usually too lazy to shave. nobody cares.

 
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:16 PM   #5
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I am physically capable of growing facial hair, but not much. I don't really choose to grow it so much as I'm too lazy to shave very often during the summer.

I'm allowed to grow it where I study.

It looks like hell. It really does.

I shave more often when I have a girlfriend, so they rarely ever see it. If they get a glimpse of the shadow they don't really say anything. I haven't had any negative comments about it, but they know I prefer to not look like shit when I see them, so there's usually a good excuse for it if they see it, so they don't give me shit for it.

I imagine other people think it looks horrible.

I'd like to rock some chops some day, but only for a short while. And a Hitler mustache. And a full Merlin-level beard, where it extends down to my bellybutton.

I've been too lazy to shave for the past four to six days.

 
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:20 PM   #6
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my bf has some thick black facial hair but he keeps it shaved and I like it that way... althuogh I'm curious to see what he looks like with a mustache or beard

 
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:21 PM   #7
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For the first time recently I grew a beard. After almost 2 months I finally shaved and these were the conclusions I came to:

1. My beard comes in thick and full all over my jaw line, my sideburns, my chin, and the top of my throat.

2. My beard comes in patchy and thin like a diseased dog on my cheeks and where a proper mustache should be.

3. I was told a hundred and fifty thousand times that I looked like Jesus.

4. A lot of people didn't like it.

5. I was shocked at how baby faced I looked when I shaved.

6. I will probably grow it back and hope it comes in fuller.

7. The girlfriend didn't mind it.

 
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:30 PM   #8
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I can't grow it cause I'm of the feminine variety.

The boyfriend has a thick beard / mustache. I'm not usually a huge facial hair fan, but it suits him. When the mustache gets a little long it tickles my upper lip and nose when he kisses me, and he usually trims it after a day or two of my complaining. I can't picture him without his facial hair.

 
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:48 PM   #9
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:30 AM   #10
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i have a full on neckbeard with a mexistache. i haven't even trimmed it since mid june. considering throwing away the stache and just going with an untamed neckbeard a la henry thorough or something.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:44 AM   #11
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I get little ginger hairs in my stubble so I automatically
am not allowed to grow any facial hair

that and it irritates the fuck out of me having facial hair

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:33 AM   #12
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let me just say that I can turn in to the equivalent of Grizzly Adams if I go more then 3 weeks without shaving

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:41 AM   #13
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•Do you grow it? oh fuck yeah. like a religion.

•Are you allowed to where you work/study? yep. no matter how ratty i look they let it fly

•What does it look like? i just this morning shaved it into a handlebar moustache. but it's usually either a mo/chin beard combo or just the chin beard.]

•Does your partner like it? women hate me.

•What do other people think of it? who knows...

• How do you want your facial hair or your partner's facial hair to look? I want to grow a massive fucking ent beard.

•How long have you or your partner been growing it? since i was 15ish

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:57 AM   #14
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You guys have seen my beard already. It's pretty self explanatory

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:27 AM   #15
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my facial hair grows to the right. i have a beard because i hate shaving.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:31 AM   #16
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My facial hair is barely noticeable - I shave every now and then because it would look too ridiculous without doing so, but other than that... I couldn't care less. I'm too young to spot any kind of beard, anyway.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:36 AM   #17
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dude aren't you the same age as me?

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:47 AM   #18
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I'm more than a year older, actually. I suppose Australians are just manlier than Austrians - I bet it's the kangaroo meat.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:49 AM   #19
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or maybe it's just the extra testosterone in our blood from having not been invaded by germany any time lately.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:52 AM   #20
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stop being stupid man

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:59 AM   #21
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or maybe it's just the extra testosterone in our blood from having not been invaded by germany any time lately.
too soon

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:00 AM   #22
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well if he wants to roll out the insanely textbook cultural cliches, bring it on.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:06 AM   #23
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What's so wrong with stereotypes suddenly? Pff.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:11 AM   #24
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I can't grow a beard as my wife has sensitive skin. The inconsiderate cow.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:12 PM   #25
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I have the Peter Sutcliffe/yorkshire ripper beard.



Not as tidy though. I fear tidy beards.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:29 PM   #26
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I hope to one day grow something a little like this:


 
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:30 PM   #27
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i have a beard and mustache going, they barely connect... i havent shaved in a month so i have hair growing on my cheeks but its not full, nor is it patches or anything. Hair growing along my jawbone, down towards my throat. I like it, my family doesnt, no significant other.

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 07:06 PM   #28
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i shaved my beard off and donated it to locks of love

 
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:37 PM   #29
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I am incapable of growing facial hair because I'm a lady. Well, at least a female.

I love certain types of facial hair - non-overly trimmed beards mainly and scruff in general. Goatees are usually person specific in terms of my liking them. I would say I hate soul patches and moustaches on guys but on rare occasions it will suit them. It depends with most though.

 
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