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08-02-2008, 12:07 AM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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fuck FUCK FUCK!!!!
del what the fuck am i thinking???????!!!!!!!
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08-02-2008, 12:23 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Posts: 2,506
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Pencil in penis backfires
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex. Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past. So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis. Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported. Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth. "Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." |
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08-02-2008, 12:24 AM
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Immortal
 
Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿)
Posts: 29,003
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08-02-2008, 12:25 AM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: kicksville
Posts: 7,060
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he posted nudes of his ex.
i saw em. |
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08-02-2008, 12:28 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: slutopia
Posts: 13,610
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woooo
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08-02-2008, 01:12 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: ¿guat zap?
Posts: 14,759
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i hope by "saw" you mean "saved"
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08-02-2008, 01:28 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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I'm losing my mind over here. If I'm not a resident of another state within 6 months I hope I'm banned. Sometimes the writing is on the wall that you need to RUN AWAY. START OVER....hit the ABORT button and just re-astablish somewhere else. It's over for me here...WHAT AM I SO GODDAMN AFRAID OF. For once in my life just fucking hit the restart button and begin again with a whole new set of possibilities. I live in mother fucking SOUTH CAROLINA...It doesn't get much worse. Just start over fuck it. START OVER. I mean shit man can it get any worse?? FUCK FUCk FUCK FUCK
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08-02-2008, 01:32 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Posts: 2,506
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Come to Iowa on your dime!
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08-02-2008, 01:32 AM
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The Man of Tomorrow
Posts: 25,825
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Just have Monte ban you now.
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08-02-2008, 01:33 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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Hey guys the awesome thing about being a civil servant is that they will chew you up and spit you out...the trick is to realize this before you are an unrecognizable bolus of shitfuck......oh man totally AWESOME. FUCK YEAH!!!!!
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08-02-2008, 01:35 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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I'm breaking down here bros, Monte do you have enough money to send me to the loony bin on your dime? Warasw do you think Iowa is what I need to reset my mind? Seems like I'd be skullfucking all the corn in no time but as we all know corn doesn't have a skull so I'd just end up more confused and fucked up that I was before... quite the DILEMMA
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08-02-2008, 01:39 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
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08-02-2008, 01:40 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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do you promise to not try to touch my tooter? Cause I have an insane amount of money saved up and need escape. The only reason I'm not carbound for another state rightnow is because I'm sure some local smokey or highway man will bust me for DUI and put me behind bars.
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08-02-2008, 01:41 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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Someone let me crash at their place on their dime and let me readjust...I promise to cover bar tabs andnot vomit on furniture.
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08-02-2008, 01:43 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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I should clarify... I'll get there on my dime but crash on your couch (implied dime as you won't have to expend any money but will have a useless layabout for a few days who pays no rent but contributes in booze and food)
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08-02-2008, 01:43 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
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08-02-2008, 01:45 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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Iowa is out... any other states an option? I would think you'd want to save your virility for 08/08/08 bro.
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08-02-2008, 01:47 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: slutopia
Posts: 13,610
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08-02-2008, 01:48 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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I hear ya man.... on your next trip through N. America I got your back wherever I may be
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08-02-2008, 01:49 AM
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Whore of The Joker
Location: Gotham
Posts: 1,283
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You could come and hang with me in Vegas. Especially if you cover bar tabs.
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08-02-2008, 01:50 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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But thanks anyway
let me go ahead and cut off Nimrod's Son before he feels the need to post. This really doesn't have much to do with my "whore of an ex" as you would put it. More just a realization about my life and the rudderless direction in which I'm heading. |
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08-02-2008, 01:51 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
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08-02-2008, 01:52 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
 
Location: *whip* that's for stealing !! *whip* And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
Posts: 44,827
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hey june_soma, let's fuck FUCK FUCK!!!! in vegas
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08-02-2008, 01:52 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: *whip* that's for stealing !! *whip* And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
Posts: 44,827
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unless of course you've already got an arrangement with ol' couch ass
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08-02-2008, 01:54 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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You wanna come to town and party with us bro? I'm cool with that. June Soma how do you feel about A-Frames?
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08-02-2008, 01:54 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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With plenty of /* 's thrown in.
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08-02-2008, 01:57 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: kicksville
Posts: 7,060
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i would accommodate as well...if i knew where i'd be living next month.
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08-02-2008, 02:00 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: The Filthy South
Posts: 10,825
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hey man all good...I might be in Tampa within a couple of months bro we'll party down. My grandfather's house (who died recently) is in Orlando and is vacant and we could probably throw a raging party there
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08-02-2008, 02:01 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: kicksville
Posts: 7,060
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seriously raging party?
how about a sludge metal house show. |
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08-02-2008, 02:01 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: kicksville
Posts: 7,060
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sorry to hear about your grandfather
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