Austrian Death Machine - Total Brutal

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I think this is a side project of somebody or other (cause you can't really see this being, y'know, a sustainable concept) however, as a one off, it's pretty sweet. It's a metal band and every single song is about Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and features various audio clips from the Guvernator's movies.

Tracklisting is as follows:

1. Hello California
2. Get to the Choppa
3. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
4. All of the Songs Sound the Same
5. I am a Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton
6. Come With Me if You Want to Live
7. What it’s like to be a Singer at Band Practice
8. Who is Your Daddy, and What Does He Do?
9. You Have Just Been Erased
10. Broo-Tall Song Idea
11. Here is Subzero, Now Plain Zero
12. So Far, So Good, So Let’s Talk About It
13. Screw You (Benny)
14. Why?
15. If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It
16. It’s Not A Tumor
17. Not So Hidden Track


Example: "If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It"




Lyrics
Dutch:
Raaar!
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it

You're one ugly mother and that's why I'm talking trash
I've seen you bleed and now I know that I can kick your... ahhhh
I'm going to take you down
I'm going to take you down

Predator:
You are the hunted, you run in fear

Must I remind you that I have killed your friends
Must I remind you that your life is at it's end

Dutch:
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it

I'm going to take you down
I'm going to take you down

I've seen you bleed and that makes you just like me
The only difference between us is
You're the one who's going to die

Predator:
This is my planet now
I'm here to hunt your kind
This is a game to me
You'll all be dead in time

Must I remind you that I have killed your friends
Must I remind you that your life is at it's end

Dutch:
I once was the hunted, but now your time is through
The tides have turned, and now I'm hunting you

If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it
If it bleeds, we can kill it

"Screw You (Benny)" and "Get to the Choppa" are also awesome.

[Nothing/everything]

totally ridiculous

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Originally Posted by Nothing/everything

totally ridiculous

I know, that's the point. I mean, "Get to the Choppa" has Ar-nold yelling "Get To the Chop-AH!!!" as the chorus and the verse is "Shoot you in the face!" It's very silly and very awesome.

And one song, "Here is Sub-Zero, Now Plain Zero" being titled after a line in "The Running Man"? That shit is fucking gold.