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Old 06-07-2008, 04:44 PM   #1
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Bukkake?

Cum umbrella?

Jizz catcher?

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (打っかける, meaning "to splash forcefully." The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu (ぶつ) and kakeru (掛ける). Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru (ぶったまげる, "completely astonished") or bucchigiri (ぶっちぎり, "overwhelming win"). Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water (or other liquids) with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling.[2] Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba.

It can be assumed that a significant factor in the development of bukkake as a pornographic form was the mandatory censorship of genitalia in Japan. Since the directors could not show penetration they sought other ways to depict sex acts without violating Japanese law. Semen was not required to be censored, thus creating a loophole for harder sex scenes.

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Old 06-07-2008, 10:34 PM   #2
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Man jumps from plane with no parachute, dies

2 hours, 54 minutes ago

A 29-year-old man leaped out of a plane at 10,000 feet with a camera but no parachute Saturday. His body was found next to a house with a damaged roof, police said.

Sloan Carafello of Schenectady, who was observing on the flight, followed an instructor, student and videographer out the door, wearing no skydiving gear, officials said.

Police said they did not suspect foul play but would not elaborate.

Robert Rawlins, pilot and owner of the Duanesburg Skydiving Club, said he was flying the single-engine plane and had begun to close the door when Carafello jumped.

His body was found next to a house west of Albany.

 
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Old 06-07-2008, 10:37 PM   #3
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This is probably the best thread on the gen board right now. Glad I had the opportunity.

 
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Old 06-08-2008, 12:56 AM   #6
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Old 06-08-2008, 02:07 AM   #8
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I shit my pants at the mousetrap cumshot, but its kind of a bummer the girl is really cute/cool... she shouldn't degrade herself like that.

 
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