My goal for the summer is to catch me a fly hunny - Page 2

fluxequalsrad · 05-25-2008, 12:33 AM

maybe I should meet spectacle-clad whores at my local bookstore...mmmmmmmmmm...

Starla · 05-25-2008, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by commando

Tip 1: Girls love money. Shameless display of wealth will reel one in lickety split...even if you feel like a tool doing so, girls will put up with vast amounts of doucheyness to get to the money.

Tip 2: Girls love abs. If you've got a fat belly you'd better have enough money to make girls overlook it.

This is a bunch of horse shit.

Starla · 05-25-2008, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

who wants that honey!!!

my tip is confidence brother.. don't show signs of being out of the game

Yeah, well so much for flashing all that wealth right? If it was working you'd be knee deep in women.

Banana · 05-25-2008, 12:46 AM

My goal is to not quit my job. I'll be making some decent money since it's full time, and it really is a laid back easy job where I don't really have to do much if I stay out of the range of managers. But I also will probably end up working every weekend which pretty much kills my summer.

commando · 05-25-2008, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

This is a bunch of horse shit.

What am I letting the cat out of the bag and ruining women's secrets? Of course it's true.

Starla · 05-25-2008, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by commando

What am I letting the cat out of the bag and ruining women's secrets? Of course it's true.

Maybe it's the women you know.

Starla · 05-25-2008, 04:01 AM

n/m - I remember meeting alot of materialistic bitches out in ca. One I went to school with wouldn't date a guy unless she knew how much money he had. But not all women are like that.

commando · 05-25-2008, 10:15 AM

I know. There are a lot of sweethearts out there, but if you're on Netphoria asking for tips on how to get girls in general, it's no time to get all idealistic and picky. Starting from the ground floor, you've got to have honey to attract flies... and if your personality isn't cutting it, well...

fluxequalsrad · 05-25-2008, 06:48 PM

I wanna snag me the bookish-type. ... even if shes faking it .

Starla · 05-26-2008, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by commando

I know. There are a lot of sweethearts out there, but if you're on Netphoria asking for tips on how to get girls in general, it's no time to get all idealistic and picky. Starting from the ground floor, you've got to have honey to attract flies... and if your personality isn't cutting it, well...

Money does not make up for a shitty personality or anything else one has.
This has been presented fairly on netphoria time and again

Shapan · 05-26-2008, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonteLDS

who wants that honey!!!

my tip is confidence brother.. don't show signs of being out of the game

i dont think he has the cash to be in the game you're talking about

I'm Hardcore · 05-26-2008, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla

Money does not make up for a shitty personality or anything else one has.
This has been presented fairly on netphoria time and again

hah

Shapan · 05-26-2008, 07:24 AM

so is commando in the same league as banana03 and t&t yet

smashingjj · 05-26-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeppermintHippo

I always ***** my hair!

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wHATcOLOR · 05-26-2008, 02:39 PM

are quotes displaying strangely for others as well?

bja1288 · 05-26-2008, 02:44 PM

MrPantyFAce · 05-26-2008, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

are quotes displaying strangely for others as well?

yip

commando · 05-26-2008, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shapan

so is commando in the same league as banana03 and t&t yet

You're such an awesome poster... I guess I can't compete with the gems you come up with, shitlick.

Travis Meeks · 03:40 PM

you guys should take notes from sppunk's shtick boarding *****. One moment he's carrying out his beautifully planned fake photo thread and then boom! All of a sudden he's banging your sister and mom while your father is mixing up drinks. Now that is boarding!

bardy · 05-26-2008, 04:44 PM

who thinks this chick is for real:
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/w4m/695790809.html

pale blue eyes · 05-26-2008, 06:14 PM

I really detest the phrase "hit me up".

wHATcOLOR · 05-26-2008, 06:23 PM

i want to hit her up

fluxequalsrad · 05-26-2008, 06:28 PM

I read one craiglist profile from Chicago where some guy wrote:

"looking for a nice bitch... no yoga/organic bullshit"

pale blue eyes · 05-26-2008, 06:34 PM

05-26-2008, 02:44 PM	#46
bja1288 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,206	yup

05-26-2008, 03:35 PM	#49
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	you guys should take notes from sppunk's shtick boarding ****. One moment he's carrying out his beautifully planned fake photo thread and then boom! All of a sudden he's banging your sister and mom while your father is mixing up drinks. Now that is boarding! Last edited by Travis Meeks : 05-26-2008 at 03:40 PM.*

05-26-2008, 06:34 PM	#54
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	Heh.

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05-25-2008, 12:33 AM	#31
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,259	maybe I should meet spectacle-clad whores at my local bookstore...mmmmmmmmmm...

05-25-2008, 12:46 AM	#34
Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	My goal is to not quit my job. I'll be making some decent money since it's full time, and it really is a laid back easy job where I don't really have to do much if I stay out of the range of managers. But I also will probably end up working every weekend which pretty much kills my summer.

05-25-2008, 04:01 AM	#37
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	n/m - I remember meeting alot of materialistic bitches out in ca. One I went to school with wouldn't date a guy unless she knew how much money he had. But not all women are like that.

05-25-2008, 10:15 AM	#38
commando Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,664	I know. There are a lot of sweethearts out there, but if you're on Netphoria asking for tips on how to get girls in general, it's no time to get all idealistic and picky. Starting from the ground floor, you've got to have honey to attract flies... and if your personality isn't cutting it, well...

05-25-2008, 06:48 PM	#39
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,259	I wanna snag me the bookish-type. ... even if shes faking it .

05-26-2008, 07:24 AM	#43
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	so is commando in the same league as banana03 and t&t yet

05-26-2008, 02:39 PM	#45
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	are quotes displaying strangely for others as well?

05-26-2008, 04:44 PM	#50
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	who thinks this chick is for real: http://sacramento.craigslist.org/w4m/695790809.html

05-26-2008, 06:14 PM	#51
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	I really detest the phrase "hit me up".

05-26-2008, 06:23 PM	#52
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	i want to hit her up

05-26-2008, 06:28 PM	#53
fluxequalsrad Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,259	I read one craiglist profile from Chicago where some guy wrote: "looking for a nice bitch... no yoga/organic bullshit"