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Old 04-24-2008, 03:49 AM   #1
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Old 04-24-2008, 03:51 AM   #2
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Old 04-24-2008, 03:53 AM   #3
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Old 04-24-2008, 04:40 AM   #4
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Wear panties plz.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 05:35 AM   #5
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lohan is a minger * lohan is a minger!

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:19 AM   #6
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Oh god her Vag looks bad

maybe If I had a few experiences like seeing hers I'd be a gay

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:49 AM   #7
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looks likes someone took a butter knife to it

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:04 AM   #8
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i don't get it, can you guys post some attractive vaginas? every one i've ever seen looked hideous.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:06 AM   #9
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I'll ask the wife

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:07 AM   #10
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Yeah they only look good when your huge peen is going inside of them.

Or so I hear.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:08 AM   #11
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Nah not true. They can be admired for their aesthetic qualities as well, unlike the penis.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:12 AM   #12
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though i have no wish to touch one, i do find many penises rather nice to look at, from a safe distance.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:18 AM   #13
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nigga you gay.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:19 AM   #14
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Quote:
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from a safe distance.
define a safe distance

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:22 AM   #15
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In his mouf because he gay.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:22 AM   #16
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Soooooooooo not gangsta.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:28 AM   #17
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:36 AM   #18
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You gay.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:37 AM   #19
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YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBE CALLING HIM A GAY

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:38 AM   #20
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Whateva nigga, he gay. That's so not gangsta.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:40 AM   #21
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:44 AM   #22
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:53 AM   #23
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you touch yourself at night

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:56 AM   #24
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if only i'd had a teacher like that... just one.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 07:56 AM   #25
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You mean you're not supposed to?

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 08:04 AM   #26
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There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 08:32 AM   #27
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Old 04-24-2008, 08:54 AM   #29
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how have i not seen this movie.

that's awesome. i must spread some reputation around before giving it to kahlo again.

 
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Old 04-24-2008, 08:59 AM   #30
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I'm always shocked when people don't know Monty Python quotes. It just shows how lame I am.

 
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