RIP Gizmo

I was aborted · 03:05 AM

we had another loss this year. i was going to wait awhile to post about it. but it happened three months ago and i'm cool to talk about it now my hair is longer and i smoked some drugs. RIP GIZMO.

my girl and i were testing out my new vaporizer and she dares me to blow it into gizmo's face, see if he'll get lit up. neeko and popeye love the stuff so i take a fat rip and exhale directly into the little guy's mouth like i do with all my animals. i knew something was up right away because he was caughing up some goo. closer look, that shit was blood. we thought about sending it to a vet, but we were kind of embarassed about it. so we held out a little longer. and poor gizmo got to where he couldn't breath. by then it was too late so we just held the little guy until he choked one last time

RIP
http://smallbreedpuppies.tripod.com/YorkieMale4.jpg

waltermcphilp · 04-16-2008, 02:39 AM

i'm sure he had it coming.

vanilla · 04-16-2008, 03:26 AM

wtf. this is a joke, i'm sure. i hope it is.

I was aborted · 04-16-2008, 03:40 AM

losing a pet isn't a joking matter, you stupid bitch

vanilla · 04-16-2008, 03:46 AM

um, no need to call names pretty boy. blowing weed smoke into your pets face is ridiculous and immature. if that really is the case, it's all your fault. no wonder you have the reputation on this board that you do.

Fattening Ass · 04-16-2008, 04:02 AM

fucking idiot.

sickbadthing · 04-16-2008, 04:10 AM

i came in my pet gecko fred's mouth once and he sprouted wings flew away

http://www.wissen.swr.de/warum/rutsc...tent/gecko.jpg

sickbadthing · 04-16-2008, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

i came in my pet gecko fred's mouth once and he sprouted wings flew away

http://www.wissen.swr.de/warum/rutsc...tent/gecko.jpg

oh yeah i was smoking pcp on crack and downing peppermint schnapps

Luke de Spa · 04-16-2008, 04:40 AM

sweet gecko broh

celluloid_love · 04-16-2008, 05:08 AM

haircut by a velociraptor

Kahlo · 04-16-2008, 05:50 AM

my friend had a guinea pig called Fudge who died of a heart attack recently. He seemed pretty upset by it.

Also Fuck you you moron

Trotskilicious · 04-16-2008, 05:52 AM

Oh wait i didn't read the post

if this is a joke: well it's funny that i'm not sure if it is or not
if it's not: you fucking people make me fucking vomit. holy shit. you killed your dog with pot. Like someone needs to call animal control on the two of you fuckups. It's like you're running a doggy deathfactory in your apartment. The two of you can barely even run your own lives, let alone have a cadre of animals shitting on your floors.

Kahlo · 04-16-2008, 05:53 AM

Not sure if this thread is a joke, but I would happily shoot the stupid fucks who share drink and drugs with their animals

Trotskilicious · 04-16-2008, 05:56 AM

You know and it's fucking funny that nobody's really sure if this is a joke or not because Mark and Stacy are the biggest pair of stupid idiot cheeseball weed-is-good-for-you stoners in existance. they live in utter poverty and they can't even figure out that HEY maybe if I STOP SMOKING WEED i might not be such a colossal fuckup with a stupid, shitty job and abandon an idiotic weed-addled dream of being in a popular band.

Like grow the fuck up.

Kahlo · 04-16-2008, 05:57 AM

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...unn/PLEASE.jpg

kahlo bringing the HATE

Luke de Spa · 04-16-2008, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

You know and it's fucking funny that nobody's really sure if this is a joke or not because Mark and Stacy are the biggest pair of stupid idiot cheeseball weed-is-good-for-you stoners in existance. they live in utter poverty and they can't even figure out that HEY maybe if I STOP SMOKING WEED i might not be such a colossal fuckup with a stupid, shitty job and abandon an idiotic weed-addled dream of being in a popular band.

Like grow the fuck up.

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plug_in_baby

cork_soaker · 04-16-2008, 08:02 AM

ur doin it rong

cork_soaker · 04-16-2008, 08:03 AM

also, of course it's a joke

cork_soaker · 04-16-2008, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

i came in my pet gecko fred's mouth once and he sprouted wings flew away

http://www.wissen.swr.de/warum/rutsc...tent/gecko.jpg

but this one is much better

Starla · 04-16-2008, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahlo

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...unn/PLEASE.jpg

mxzombie · 04-16-2008, 08:08 AM

can't believe everyone fell for that

Kahlo · 04-16-2008, 08:17 AM

it is more of a relection on how dumb everyone percieves the thread starter to be

JokeyLoki · 04-16-2008, 08:20 AM

I wouldn't put it past him.

I was aborted · 04-16-2008, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

You know and it's fucking funny that nobody's really sure if this is a joke or not because Mark and Stacy are the biggest pair of stupid idiot cheeseball weed-is-good-for-you stoners in existance. they live in utter poverty and they can't even figure out that HEY maybe if I STOP SMOKING WEED i might not be such a colossal fuckup with a stupid, shitty job and abandon an idiotic weed-addled dream of being in a popular band.

Like grow the fuck up.

so the obese virgin in his late 20s is trying to tell me how to live my life? aren't you STILL going to school too? when i was 17 i moved out of my parent's house and made a good living as a framer. so fuck off.

as for Gizmo, i'll concede it was my fault. but my other animals love weed. how could i know some freak accident would occur. chances were 1 in a milliin

JokeyLoki · 04-16-2008, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I was aborted

as for Gizmo, i'll concede it was my fault. but my other animals love weed. how could i know some freak accident would occur. chances were 1 in a milliin

Well, I think we all see how wrong we were to make fun of this guy, right?

mxzombie · 04-16-2008, 08:31 AM

it's a troll you dolts

cork_soaker · 04-16-2008, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I was aborted

made a good living as a framer

farmer

Hate the Hater · 04-16-2008, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

farmer

http://www.growhigh.co.uk/catalog/im...ers-guides.jpg

cork_soaker · 04-16-2008, 08:49 AM

Bitey · 04-16-2008, 10:08 AM

its better on the other side

04-16-2008, 02:14 AM	#1
I was aborted Pledge Location: chicago Posts: 99	RIP Gizmo we had another loss this year. i was going to wait awhile to post about it. but it happened three months ago and i'm cool to talk about it now my hair is longer and i smoked some drugs. RIP GIZMO. my girl and i were testing out my new vaporizer and she dares me to blow it into gizmo's face, see if he'll get lit up. neeko and popeye love the stuff so i take a fat rip and exhale directly into the little guy's mouth like i do with all my animals. i knew something was up right away because he was caughing up some goo. closer look, that shit was blood. we thought about sending it to a vet, but we were kind of embarassed about it. so we held out a little longer. and poor gizmo got to where he couldn't breath. by then it was too late so we just held the little guy until he choked one last time RIP http://smallbreedpuppies.tripod.com/YorkieMale4.jpg Last edited by I was aborted : 04-16-2008 at 03:05 AM.

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04-16-2008, 02:39 AM	#2
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	i'm sure he had it coming.

04-16-2008, 03:26 AM	#3
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	wtf. this is a joke, i'm sure. i hope it is.

04-16-2008, 03:40 AM	#4
I was aborted Pledge Location: chicago Posts: 99	losing a pet isn't a joking matter, you stupid bitch

04-16-2008, 03:46 AM	#5
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	um, no need to call names pretty boy. blowing weed smoke into your pets face is ridiculous and immature. if that really is the case, it's all your fault. no wonder you have the reputation on this board that you do.

04-16-2008, 04:02 AM	#6
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	fucking idiot.

04-16-2008, 04:10 AM	#7
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	i came in my pet gecko fred's mouth once and he sprouted wings flew away http://www.wissen.swr.de/warum/rutsc...tent/gecko.jpg

04-16-2008, 04:40 AM	#9
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	sweet gecko broh

04-16-2008, 05:08 AM	#10
celluloid_love Minion of Satan Location: creepyu Posts: 7,225	haircut by a velociraptor

04-16-2008, 05:50 AM	#11
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	my friend had a guinea pig called Fudge who died of a heart attack recently. He seemed pretty upset by it. Also Fuck you you moron

04-16-2008, 05:52 AM	#12
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Oh wait i didn't read the post if this is a joke: well it's funny that i'm not sure if it is or not if it's not: you fucking people make me fucking vomit. holy shit. you killed your dog with pot. Like someone needs to call animal control on the two of you fuckups. It's like you're running a doggy deathfactory in your apartment. The two of you can barely even run your own lives, let alone have a cadre of animals shitting on your floors.

04-16-2008, 05:53 AM	#13
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	Not sure if this thread is a joke, but I would happily shoot the stupid fucks who share drink and drugs with their animals

04-16-2008, 05:56 AM	#14
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	You know and it's fucking funny that nobody's really sure if this is a joke or not because Mark and Stacy are the biggest pair of stupid idiot cheeseball weed-is-good-for-you stoners in existance. they live in utter poverty and they can't even figure out that HEY maybe if I STOP SMOKING WEED i might not be such a colossal fuckup with a stupid, shitty job and abandon an idiotic weed-addled dream of being in a popular band. Like grow the fuck up.

04-16-2008, 05:57 AM	#15
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...unn/PLEASE.jpg kahlo bringing the HATE

04-16-2008, 08:02 AM	#17
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	ur doin it rong

04-16-2008, 08:03 AM	#18
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	also, of course it's a joke

04-16-2008, 08:08 AM	#21
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	can't believe everyone fell for that

04-16-2008, 08:17 AM	#22
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	it is more of a relection on how dumb everyone percieves the thread starter to be

04-16-2008, 08:20 AM	#23
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	I wouldn't put it past him.

04-16-2008, 08:31 AM	#26
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	it's a troll you dolts

04-16-2008, 08:49 AM	#29
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	no

04-16-2008, 10:08 AM	#30
Bitey Oblivious Virgin Location: all dogs go to heaven Posts: 25	its better on the other side