Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years
am i supposed to be offended when someone tells me to go fuck myself? because i love fucking myself. someone tells me to go fuck myself and 2 seconds later i'm fuckin' myself. and i mean fuckin'. like, hard. real fuckin' hard. so hard it's borderline rape... rape rape rape. i shit blood and say fuck it. she told me she loved me and i gave her jumbo hot dogs. the same jumbo hot dogs i used to lure the unicorns into my inner sanctum of sin and shit. i drink the blood of l. ron hubbard and say fuck it. now i can fly... my fuel is cum. i am bukkake. you talk reputation. i say fuck it. you say spread and i'm there. fucking you. i have backstreet boys on repeat just so i can feel like a man. deep down we're all esty. deep down we all love fucking unicorns.
that was poetry.
i'm not impressed with Esty's rep leaving skills anymore. usually there are about 12 or so in a row in a matter of minutes. guy works really hard to give rep.
i rep you, and i expect to be fucked. i got fucked by my brother. he used to roll me up in carpet, drill a hole to my area of great importance and fuck me. fuck me like i need to be fucked. like busta rhymes in cancun during spring break. like DMX, NAS, Jay-Z and Kanye taking turns slapping their massive veiny cocks on my cheek. cum splashing everywhichway. like dew on a flower, cum is on my eyelashes. it irritates my eye and i go to wipe it away, but i only exacerbate the problem. the cum stings my eye. i ask if we can just listen to some hip hop and chill. they tell me i'm a white cave bitch and need to be fucked in all holes. they get out their magic markers and draw targets on my butthole and then continue to take turns pounding it until gets numb and i don't even feel the damage that has been done. blood poors drips from my butthole like sap from a tree.