i bought this guy beer and pall malls

Thaniel Buckner · 03-30-2008, 09:24 PM

after he approached me at the gas pump

and he had the nerve to point i got the wrong beer and asked that i go swap it out.

what a fuckin asshole.

Ol' Couch Ass · 03-30-2008, 09:25 PM

Twelve year olds have notoriously bad taste in beer.

Thaniel Buckner · 03-30-2008, 09:28 PM

he gave me the standard "i was in vietnam" spiel. bullshit. you were in diapers during vietnam. but i'll buy you beer because...whatever. you seem desperate.

byebyejune · 03-30-2008, 09:36 PM

what a jerkoff. once i gave some guy infront of the seven-eleven the change from my drink and he was like, "you aint even gonna buy me a HOT-DAWG?!" thats the last time i was charitable to a bum.

Thaniel Buckner · 03-30-2008, 09:39 PM

which 7-11

ravenguy2000 · 03-30-2008, 09:55 PM

and thus your second homosexual experience ended on a sour note

hnibos · 03-30-2008, 10:12 PM

i had a shitty experience with a homeless a couple a few days ago. i went to pick up an order of pizza and wings, and before i walk in there, this couple stops asking me for money to get food at mcdonalds, they were about 60 or so. i didnt really ahve that much cash on me so i said no and apologized. i walk in, get my order, and im walking out with a good bit of food and they see me again and ask me for food,

man i felt terrible

byebyejune · 03-30-2008, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

which 7-11

downtown orlando, on 50 and mills. not too far from the one on 50 and virginia, two blocks away.

Dead Frequency · 03-31-2008, 01:22 AM

bums that hassle you are weak. and i never buy fucking ass kids beer when they ask me to. fuck em. if they dont know anyone of age, fuck em.

TuralyonW3 · 03-31-2008, 01:30 AM

just admit you were afraid for your safety

Ever · 03-31-2008, 07:07 PM

lol you take monopoly too seriously.

Nimrod's Son · 03-31-2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by hnibos

i had a shitty experience with a homeless a couple a few days ago. i went to pick up an order of pizza and wings, and before i walk in there, this couple stops asking me for money to get food at mcdonalds, they were about 60 or so. i didnt really ahve that much cash on me so i said no and apologized. i walk in, get my order, and im walking out with a good bit of food and they see me again and ask me for food,

man i felt terrible

wait you felt terrible because you didn't give in to the demands of another?

Thaniel Buckner · 03-31-2008, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by byebyejune

downtown orlando, on 50 and mills. not too far from the one on 50 and virginia, two blocks away.

oh i used to live like. right there.

D. · 03-31-2008, 09:22 PM

I don't give out anything, mainly because help, food, shelter, etc is really easy to come by in this city.

There are people who stand by off ramp that is literally a block from a Episcopal church that hands out food and clothes EVERY DAY.

hnibos · 03-31-2008, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

wait you felt terrible because you didn't give in to the demands of another?

its not as simple as that

Eulogy · 03-31-2008, 10:38 PM

i always feel guilty walking by people asking for stuff. i'm not sure if i should or not. i'm thinking i should at least a little. :-/

Thaniel Buckner · 03-31-2008, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

i always feel guilty walking by people asking for stuff. i'm not sure if i should or not. i'm thinking i should at least a little. :-/

I MEAN, WHAT IF ITS JESUS?

Eulogy · 03-31-2008, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

I MEAN, WHAT IF ITS JESUS?

jesus wouldn't smoke pall malls though, right?

Nimrod's Son · 04-01-2008, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

its not as simple as that

sure it is. it's one thing to feel good if you do give. it's entirely something else to feel guilty because you're not handing out freebies to the whole fucking world.

fluxequalsrad · 04-01-2008, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

just admit you were afraid for your safety

RockLobster · 04-01-2008, 12:59 PM

this one bum stopped us at hess village (street of bars, pubs) saying he hasn't eaten for 4 days could he have some change. I said JESUS CHRIST YOU SHOULD DRINK SOME BOOZE, YOU'LL GET WASTED!!
then we laughed at him and walked away.

another time, my friend was stopped by a bum asking him for 2 dollars or something. He replied, i'll trade you whatever cash is in my pockets for what's in your pockets... the bum said no and walked away. fucking jokes.

Caine Walker · 04-01-2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

jesus wouldn't smoke pall malls though, right?

ech, i hope not.

fluxequalsrad · 04-01-2008, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockLobster

another time, my friend was stopped by a bum asking him for 2 dollars or something. He replied, i'll trade you whatever cash is in my pockets for what's in your pockets... the bum said no and walked away. fucking jokes.

this is pretty good.. I recently found out that a bum near my house fakes a limp when he's strolling the median of the road to get cash from people, (saw him downtown walkin completely normal, smilin' havin' a great time) ..maybe I should expose him.

D. · 04-01-2008, 01:35 PM

there's this homeless(?) dude who won a lot of money in a public sidewalk lawsuit and he still sits and begs for change.

Caine Walker · 04-01-2008, 01:36 PM

eh, gotta go with what works.

yo soy el mejor · 04-01-2008, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockLobster

another time, my friend was stopped by a bum asking him for 2 dollars or something. He replied, i'll trade you whatever cash is in my pockets for what's in your pockets... the bum said no and walked away. fucking jokes.

good idea.

one time this little fruit salad head was peddling stuff downtown and i was like I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY. as i walked away he was like YOUR MONEY IS STICKING OUT OF YOUR BACK POCKET. whoops.

seign · 04-01-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Eulogy

jesus wouldn't smoke pall malls though, right?

He looks more like a Marlboro man to me.

03-30-2008, 09:24 PM	#1
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,060	i bought this guy beer and pall malls after he approached me at the gas pump and he had the nerve to point i got the wrong beer and asked that i go swap it out. what a fuckin asshole.

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03-30-2008, 09:25 PM	#2
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 10,824	Twelve year olds have notoriously bad taste in beer.

03-30-2008, 09:28 PM	#3
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,060	he gave me the standard "i was in vietnam" spiel. bullshit. you were in diapers during vietnam. but i'll buy you beer because...whatever. you seem desperate.

03-30-2008, 09:36 PM	#4
byebyejune Pledge Location: orlando, fl Posts: 163	what a jerkoff. once i gave some guy infront of the seven-eleven the change from my drink and he was like, "you aint even gonna buy me a HOT-DAWG?!" thats the last time i was charitable to a bum.

03-30-2008, 09:39 PM	#5
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,060	which 7-11

03-30-2008, 09:55 PM	#6
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,035	and thus your second homosexual experience ended on a sour note

03-30-2008, 10:12 PM	#7
hnibos Socialphobic Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 11,417	i had a shitty experience with a homeless a couple a few days ago. i went to pick up an order of pizza and wings, and before i walk in there, this couple stops asking me for money to get food at mcdonalds, they were about 60 or so. i didnt really ahve that much cash on me so i said no and apologized. i walk in, get my order, and im walking out with a good bit of food and they see me again and ask me for food, man i felt terrible

03-31-2008, 01:22 AM	#9
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,434	bums that hassle you are weak. and i never buy fucking ass kids beer when they ask me to. fuck em. if they dont know anyone of age, fuck em.

03-31-2008, 01:30 AM	#10
TuralyonW3 Immortal Location: WPB FL Posts: 22,292	just admit you were afraid for your safety

03-31-2008, 07:07 PM	#11
Ever Minion of Satan Location: ☆.。.:*・゜`★ Posts: 8,213	lol you take monopoly too seriously.

03-31-2008, 09:22 PM	#14
D. I had sex with your wife. Location: Missouri Posts: 31,131	I don't give out anything, mainly because help, food, shelter, etc is really easy to come by in this city. There are people who stand by off ramp that is literally a block from a Episcopal church that hands out food and clothes EVERY DAY.

03-31-2008, 10:38 PM	#16
Eulogy huh Posts: 54,787	i always feel guilty walking by people asking for stuff. i'm not sure if i should or not. i'm thinking i should at least a little. :-/

04-01-2008, 12:59 PM	#21
RockLobster Socialphobic Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 12,773	this one bum stopped us at hess village (street of bars, pubs) saying he hasn't eaten for 4 days could he have some change. I said JESUS CHRIST YOU SHOULD DRINK SOME BOOZE, YOU'LL GET WASTED!! then we laughed at him and walked away. another time, my friend was stopped by a bum asking him for 2 dollars or something. He replied, i'll trade you whatever cash is in my pockets for what's in your pockets... the bum said no and walked away. fucking jokes.

04-01-2008, 01:35 PM	#24
D. I had sex with your wife. Location: Missouri Posts: 31,131	there's this homeless(?) dude who won a lot of money in a public sidewalk lawsuit and he still sits and begs for change.

04-01-2008, 01:36 PM	#25
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,512	eh, gotta go with what works.