Oh man, you guys, Jesus

[ella]

Do any of you live in a house with ONE bathroom.

I have to take a massive wizz right now, and my sister has been in the shower for about a half hour now...

Should I turn the faucet on and burn her?

[Floppy Nono]

burst in and piss in the shower

[ella]

The door is LOCKED!

[Floppy Nono]

BARRELROLL INTO IT!!

[ella]

Actually, the door was unlocked...so it's all cool now... hell yeah.

[Sepiae]

Probably you should go pee outside.

Or not since it's all set. But keep that in mind.

[ella]

Oh I've definitely kept that in my mind, i've pee'd outside whenever necessary...
Do you know the secret to not getting piss on your pants (i'm assuming you're a girl)?

[redbull]

lean forwards.

[Sepiae]

I don't. I haven't peed outside since I was 8 years old and it didn't go too well that time.

[ella]

You lean against a tree, spread your legs fairly apart, and just go...it's full-proof, you won't get pee on your pants, shoes or anything.

The tree is the secret.

[Floppy Nono]

one time when i was young i had to piss on a coke bottle when we were driving on the thruway but it was ok because my dick was so small it fit right in like a key.

[ella]

Like a bent key?

[Sepiae]

Back to the tree?

[Floppy Nono]

Originally Posted by ella

Like a bent key?

yeah i just flopped it right in and let loose, it was awesome!

[ella]

Yeah Lean your back against the tree, spread your legs out and pee....it just squirts straight out and won't get on your pants or anything.

[Sepiae]

I hope to not have to use that tip, but it's good to know!

[Floppy Nono]

you guys, just get dicks! it solves all your problems right away

[ella]

It really is the absolute top secret tip that I only give out to those whom I consider deserving.

I'm sure you'll come across some situation where it will come in handy. REMEMBER! THE TREE!

[Thaniel Buckner]

i live in a one bathroom house with one dude and two dudettes. for the most part is very clean. our schedules are varied enough and jason and i shower seldom enough that it's not really an issue.

if i have to pee when the bathroom's occupied, i just do it on the side of the house.

[PeppermintHippo]

I do, but if I have to use the bathroom I'll usually just go outside, but most of the time the door is unlocked and I'll pee while my roommate is in the shower.

[ella]

Well I don't have a tree to lean against in my backyard.

[PeppermintHippo]

why would you need a tree?

[agenda suicide]

it's kind of weird as a girl having to pee in the backyard of a house in the suburbs.
I had to do it once at my parents, and I was paranoid my nosy neighbors would see me.

[Thaniel Buckner]

Originally Posted by PeppermintHippo

I do, but if I have to use the bathroom I'll usually just go outside, but most of the time the door is unlocked and I'll pee while my roommate is in the shower.

toby's been known to cross a stream or two in his time.

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by ella

Well I don't have a tree to lean against in my backyard.

dude, just lean up against the wall of the house.

[PeppermintHippo]

You tell her!

[Floppy Nono]

but then you piss on the house!

[PeppermintHippo]

A famous rapper once said, "I'll piss on your porch and I'll shit in your house!"


NAME THAT RAPPER!

[ella]

Originally Posted by agenda suicide

dude, just lean up against the wall of the house.

Hell yeah, that would work miracles...Next time I come across this situation, I'll lean against my house.

But then I'll probably wind up with poison ivy... DAMN.

Thnaks for the advice miss.

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

but then you piss on the house!

no, squatting against the house with your back would make the piss stream go in the direction AWAY from the house