a girl just called me to tell me she might be pregnant.

ciGarski · 03-11-2008, 12:02 AM

i had sex with her this weekend and she had a little blood creep out today. her friends mom said that happened when she got pregnant. im reading up on that and no literature suggests this is a signal especially so early. but im getting morning afters tomorrow.

sickbadthing · 03-11-2008, 12:03 AM

Floppy Nono · 03-11-2008, 12:03 AM

is this to say you think you knocked her up or to say you may have fucked her so hard you knocked the shit out of her already existent baby?

ciGarski · 03-11-2008, 12:06 AM

well shes on no birth control and i didn't use a condom but didn't cum in her. pretty stupid of me but it is what it is.

i don't think shes pregnant. i figured she probably had a little tear are something because she was pretty tiny and my dicks not the smallest thing in the world. but the fact that her friends mom said that has her freaking the fuck out, and me too i suppose as well.

ciGarski · 03-11-2008, 12:06 AM

thanks sbt.

Floppy Nono · 03-11-2008, 12:07 AM

don't worry bra, metal coathangers are probably pretty cheap on ebay at this point!

How small are we talking? Because i just got a terrible mental image of you having one of those fake giant black cocks and fucking a midget.

Nate the Grate · 03-11-2008, 12:09 AM

Aren't morning after pills only effective for like 48 hours? Better get on that bud.

Mo · 03-11-2008, 12:10 AM

This weekend? Like yesterday or two-days-ago? Chances are high that your sperm wouldn't even be all the way up at her ovum. Maybe your manliness just broke something in there. Was it her first time?

Also, whatever happened to safe sex?

Banana · 03-11-2008, 12:15 AM

This happened to me last semester. Girl tried to say she was pregnant two weeks after we had sex. She lied and said she took multiple pregnancy tests, but of course she was bullshitting and just late on her period. No way the girl your talking about can know if she's pregnant already if you just had sex with her this past weekend. She sounds like a idiot like most of these girls who who jump to the early conclusion that they are pregnant.

ciGarski · 03-11-2008, 12:16 AM

according to the plan B's website its effective up to 120 hours, and of course its best asap. however its 12:13 at night and just learned about this and have no access to it. ill have to get it tomorrow.

i had sex with her probably around 4 or five in the morning saturday, and again around the same time sunday. neither times i came, however there was no protection, even still it just seems so fucking unlikely.

and safe sex is still around, however common sense and good judgment have escaped me. and of all the people...not good.

Floppy Nono · 03-11-2008, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Banana03

This happened to me last semester. Girl tried to say she was pregnant two weeks after we had sex. She lied and said she took multiple pregnancy tests, but of course she was bullshitting and just late on her period. No way the girl your talking about can know if she's pregnant already if you just had sex with her this past weekend. She sounds like a idiot like most of these girls who who jump to the early conclusion that they are pregnant.

lol, you can't call them idiots if you did them without protection.

Floppy Nono · 03-11-2008, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ciGarski

according to the plan B's website its effective up to 120 hours, and of course its best asap. however its 12:13 at night and just learned about this and have no access to it. ill have to get it tomorrow.

i had sex with her probably around 4 or five in the morning saturday, and again around the same time sunday. neither times i came, however there was no protection, even still it just seems so fucking unlikely.

and safe sex is still around, however common sense and good judgment have escaped me. and of all the people...not good.

But the question we all want answered is was she a midget?!?!

Banana · 03-11-2008, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

lol, you can't call them idiots if you did them without protection.

No I did use protection, girl was a fucking idiot. That was the one time I did a random one night stand with a girl I did not know, never again. Not safe std wise and you don't know what kind of nutcase you are dealing with.

ciGarski · 03-11-2008, 12:18 AM

shes pretty inexperienced. i think she lost her virginity by date rape. shes quite concerned and by no means can we actually date because of certain circumstances.

Floppy Nono · 03-11-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Banana03

No I did use protection, girl was a fucking idiot.

Well you probably should have put that in your post!

ciGarski · 03-11-2008, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

But the question we all want answered is was she a midget?!?!

nope. probably 5'3" 110 pounds hispanic b or c cup with inexperienced vagina.

Floppy Nono · 03-11-2008, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ciGarski

nope. probably 5'3" 110 pounds hispanic b or c cup with inexperienced vagina.

AWWWWWW YEAAAAAH, STUFFIN' THE BEEF IN THE TAQUITO!!!

Sarcastic Smile · 03-11-2008, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Banana03

This happened to me last semester. Girl tried to say she was pregnant two weeks after we had sex. She lied and said she took multiple pregnancy tests, but of course she was bullshitting and just late on her period. No way the girl your talking about can know if she's pregnant already if you just had sex with her this past weekend. She sounds like a idiot like most of these girls who who jump to the early conclusion that they are pregnant.

ew i can't stand you

Banana · 03-11-2008, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

shes pretty inexperienced. i think she lost her virginity by date rape. shes quite concerned and by no means can we actually date because of certain circumstances.

Do not worry yourself over this. I can pretty much guarantee you did not get this girl pregnant if the only time you've had sex with her has been this past weekend. If she does turn out to be pregnant than it's blatant that it's not your kid and she knows that but for whatever reason is trying to put it on you.

Sarcastic Smile · 03-11-2008, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

according to the plan B's website its effective up to 120 hours, and of course its best asap. however its 12:13 at night and just learned about this and have no access to it. ill have to get it tomorrow.

i had sex with her probably around 4 or five in the morning saturday, and again around the same time sunday. neither times i came, however there was no protection, even still it just seems so fucking unlikely.

and safe sex is still around, however common sense and good judgment have escaped me. and of all the people...not good.

they also say it can work up to 5 days later, but you need to get that first pill in her asap

ciGarski · 03-11-2008, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

AWWWWWW YEAAAAAH, STUFFIN' THE BEEF IN THE TAQUITO!!!

kinda what i was thinkin at 4 in the mornin sat and sun.

ciGarski · 03-11-2008, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

they also say it can work up to 5 days later, but you need to get that first pill in her asap

120 is five days but yeah i know i have to get it to her in a rather incognito fashion. worlds would collide if certain friends and parents found out about this.

Sarcastic Smile · 03-11-2008, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana03

Do not worry yourself over this. I can pretty much guarantee did not get this girl pregnant if the only time you've had sex with her has been this past weekend. If she does turn out to be pregnant than it's blatant that it's not your kid and she knows that but for whatever reason is trying to put it on you.

oh really dr. banana? so if he only had sex with her one weekend she couldn't possibly be pregnant? interesting.. and all this time i was under the impression that one time was all it took..

I'm Hardcore · 03-11-2008, 12:27 AM

god just use a fuckin rubber

flyfire · 03-11-2008, 12:27 AM

lol @ post 21.

Garret if she's inexperienced it's probably a tear - that happens. But GET THAT MORNING AFTERS NOW.

flyfire · 03-11-2008, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana03

Do not worry yourself over this. I can pretty much guarantee you did not get this girl pregnant if the only time you've had sex with her has been this past weekend. If she does turn out to be pregnant than it's blatant that it's not your kid and she knows that but for whatever reason is trying to put it on you.

dude don't post shit when you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

Sarcastic Smile · 03-11-2008, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

120 is five days but yeah i know i have to get it to her in a rather incognito fashion. worlds would collide if certain friends and parents found out about this.

oh looky there 120/5=24....yep

Banana · 03-11-2008, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

oh really dr. banana? so if he only had sex with her one weekend she couldn't possibly be pregnant? interesting.. and all this time i was under the impression that one time was all it took..

Oh yeah, she got fucked this past weekend and on Monday is able to tell that she's pregnant? Are you fucking kidding me? Girl sounds like a massive idiot who is putting a guy through unnecessary stress just because she's too fucking stupid to realize that there's no way to tell if she's pregnant this early. Guy didn't even cum, and I understand precum can still get something cooking in the oven, but come on. You're so defensive of this idiot girl, sounds like you're one of those paranoid bitches that likes to put guys through unnecessary scares.

ciGarski · 03-11-2008, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

god just use a fuckin rubber

i hate condoms.

I'm Hardcore · 03-11-2008, 12:33 AM

then be prepared to impregnate.

i dont like condoms either, but they're better than small children

03-11-2008, 12:02 AM	#1
ciGarski is thinking of you Location: I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Posts: 14,047	a girl just called me to tell me she might be pregnant. i had sex with her this weekend and she had a little blood creep out today. her friends mom said that happened when she got pregnant. im reading up on that and no literature suggests this is a signal especially so early. but im getting morning afters tomorrow.

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Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,754	is this to say you think you knocked her up or to say you may have fucked her so hard you knocked the shit out of her already existent baby?

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ciGarski is thinking of you Location: I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Posts: 14,047	well shes on no birth control and i didn't use a condom but didn't cum in her. pretty stupid of me but it is what it is. i don't think shes pregnant. i figured she probably had a little tear are something because she was pretty tiny and my dicks not the smallest thing in the world. but the fact that her friends mom said that has her freaking the fuck out, and me too i suppose as well.

03-11-2008, 12:07 AM	#6
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,754	don't worry bra, metal coathangers are probably pretty cheap on ebay at this point! How small are we talking? Because i just got a terrible mental image of you having one of those fake giant black cocks and fucking a midget.

03-11-2008, 12:09 AM	#7
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Location: Lewiston, ME Posts: 6,215	Aren't morning after pills only effective for like 48 hours? Better get on that bud.

03-11-2008, 12:10 AM	#8
Mo Shalom y'all Location: Wien Posts: 20,250	This weekend? Like yesterday or two-days-ago? Chances are high that your sperm wouldn't even be all the way up at her ovum. Maybe your manliness just broke something in there. Was it her first time? Also, whatever happened to safe sex?

03-11-2008, 12:15 AM	#9
Banana 4 THE MARE Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 5,764	This happened to me last semester. Girl tried to say she was pregnant two weeks after we had sex. She lied and said she took multiple pregnancy tests, but of course she was bullshitting and just late on her period. No way the girl your talking about can know if she's pregnant already if you just had sex with her this past weekend. She sounds like a idiot like most of these girls who who jump to the early conclusion that they are pregnant.

03-11-2008, 12:16 AM	#10
ciGarski is thinking of you Location: I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Posts: 14,047	according to the plan B's website its effective up to 120 hours, and of course its best asap. however its 12:13 at night and just learned about this and have no access to it. ill have to get it tomorrow. i had sex with her probably around 4 or five in the morning saturday, and again around the same time sunday. neither times i came, however there was no protection, even still it just seems so fucking unlikely. and safe sex is still around, however common sense and good judgment have escaped me. and of all the people...not good.

03-11-2008, 12:18 AM	#14
ciGarski is thinking of you Location: I can't control my shakes, how the hell did I get here? Posts: 14,047	shes pretty inexperienced. i think she lost her virginity by date rape. shes quite concerned and by no means can we actually date because of certain circumstances.

03-11-2008, 12:27 AM	#24
I'm Hardcore Socialphobic Location: slutopia Posts: 13,610	god just use a fuckin rubber

03-11-2008, 12:27 AM	#25
flyfire Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,602	lol @ post 21. Garret if she's inexperienced it's probably a tear - that happens. But GET THAT MORNING AFTERS NOW.

03-11-2008, 12:33 AM	#30
I'm Hardcore Socialphobic Location: slutopia Posts: 13,610	then be prepared to impregnate. i dont like condoms either, but they're better than small children