post here and i will tell you if i would hire you into my company

[Jonny5]

application submitted

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Warsaw

http://bme.biomed.dal.ca:16080/mlee/...etterJaymi.jpg

something about chicks in labcoats gives me a boner. same with chicks in scrubs.

[wHATcOLOR]

this could be a pretty neat company

[Eulogy]

yeah i gotta make some $$$$

[Sarcastic Smile]

One Door Away from Heaven

[dean_r_koontz]

eulogy: you're a pissant but you're also cunning enough to put up a decent facade if needed. i would put you in sales.

nimrods son:
1. you would try to dominate the others which would be a good thing if you knew best all the time but you're not smart enough for that. this leads to ineffective lab practice.
2. you might be able to learn basic chemistry to do grunt work but your personality would constantly lead to depressed co-workers.

not hired. if we need database work done you can sit in the basement, sequestrated from the rest.

whatcolor: you would be my main man. you have the brains to learn and you would be a flexible under-boss. no slips on the medication

yo soy el mejor: i'd give you a year or two more to sort out your brain. you'd have to stop acting like a flirticious whore all the time and then maybe you could work in the reception.

[yo soy el mejor]

flirtatious whore? im not a flirtatious whore.

[Ol' Couch Ass]

Application and letter of interest have been forwarded.

[mccririck]

Oi you missed me!

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

yo soy el mejor: i'd give you a year or two more to sort out your brain. you'd have to stop acting like a flirticious whore all the time and then maybe you could work in the reception.

in the reception?

[dean_r_koontz]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

flirtatious whore? im not a flirtatious whore.

that's not what i said

[dean_r_koontz]

mccririck not hired

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

that's not what i said

you used to like me. now you're just mean!

[mistle]

what can i be?

[yo soy el mejor]

you can be my personal assistant. im quitting this job and starting my own company.

[Debaser]

i need at least two monitors.

[dean_r_koontz]

i guess i woke up from the tinnitus induced stupor. don't get me wrong i don't think you're an awful person or anything but from the clip i saw in that other thread it's obvious that you try to gain favours by acting cute and girlish. this is indicative of a person who's not ready to put the work in but wants to be mollycoddled. that will not be tolerated in my company. there's also the danger that you might flirt with clients.

[mistle]

personal assistant sounds like a drag. i would just complain all the time. what would i have to do?

[dean_r_koontz]

mistle: get your brain fixed

debaser: you're a good man but you don't know anything of value. get reeducated or work as a janitor in my company. i trust that you will do a decent job.

[mistle]

fuck that i'm working for ******

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by mistle

personal assistant sounds like a drag. i would just complain all the time. what would i have to do?

nothing. my new company is all about having fun.

*packs belongings from desk into a box*

[Debaser]

yay im hired

haha you losers

[dean_r_koontz]

you're a deep guy for seeing through the pointlessness of doing anything on this message board. well done.

[shannon]

Hire me, dean.... I won't let you down

[dean_r_koontz]

shannon: you seem nice enough but the reception is full and we don't need anymore pipetters. not hired

[I'm Hardcore]

i'll shine your shoes Koontz

[shannon]

Originally Posted by dean_r_koontz

shannon: you seem nice enough but the reception is full and we don't need anymore pipetters. not hired

your loss!

[null123]

tell me

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by shannon

your loss!

shannon come work for me. i have a number of positions for you.

[mistle]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

nothing. my new company is all about having fun.

*packs belongings from desk into a box*

i'll take the job! i can take dictation when you have great thoughts. and when you want to invite someone i'll call them them on your behalf and speak in a tone as if they don't deserve it. and you can tell me to get you a drink and clear all your appointments for the rest of the day. and such