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Old 02-24-2008, 03:51 AM   #1
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Default i witnessed my girlfriend of almost two years go home with someones else tonight

and her drunken 'best' friend tells me that they are fucking. should i:

a: never see her again
b: ambush her and try and make her feel as miserable as possible.

she's already texted me, pretending like nothings happened.



 
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:52 AM   #2
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ambush.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:53 AM   #3
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ouch. i feel for you bro. this is a hard choice and im afraid ill be of no help. if it were me id get in a last word then never talk to her again.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:56 AM   #4
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that is bullshit. i would do b and then a.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:56 AM   #5
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FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!!!!! wheifqwekfLASDFJASDFLKAJSDFASKDLFASDKFJASLDKFASDFL JADSLKF


 
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:58 AM   #6
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I thought y'all had broken up?

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 03:59 AM   #7
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misery

absolutely

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:06 AM   #8
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Mooney, choke a bitch.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:06 AM   #9
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you can work it out don't be a quitter

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:07 AM   #10
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in the long run her misery will be maximized if you immediately and permanently sever all contact with her and move on as quickly as possible. it seems she has proven she's not worth any more of your time or energy. life is short enough already, don't waste it on someone who so brazenly disregards you.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:08 AM   #11
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actually yeah what rp said

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:13 AM   #12
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Don't jump to conclusions and go for the ambush!!!

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:15 AM   #13
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bear mace answers all problems

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:18 AM   #14
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crime of passion. Hurry before the window closes.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:18 AM   #15
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For entertainment's sake, tell her you've been banging someone else and see how she reacts.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:18 AM   #16
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Quote:
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bear mace answers all problems


what about "shit what do i do with all this unwanted bear mace?"

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:29 AM   #17
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Quote:
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For entertainment's sake, tell her you've been banging someone else and see how she reacts.
this one.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:30 AM   #18
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i thought she was your ex girlfriend

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=155757

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:39 AM   #19
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stick it in her pooper

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:46 AM   #20
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Mooney is teasing us with his silence.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 05:34 AM   #21
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...her drunken 'best' friend
I think it's obvious what you should do.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 05:38 AM   #22
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Hey.
sorry to hear that.

You don't even have to post here, you know that you tell her to fuck off, and be a man about.
She obviously has no respect for you or herself.

i know it hurts like fuck but cut the tart loose and move on.

Sorry about all this

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 05:51 AM   #23
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toyschoketoys types in a scottish accent

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 05:53 AM   #24
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With Scottish fingers

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 05:53 AM   #25
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Hi I'm foreign; I have Russian hands and Roman fingers.

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 05:55 AM   #26
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dammit ever you're such a tard

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Old 02-24-2008, 06:19 AM   #27
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Yeah man pretty much sucks. For the sake of closure you have to confront her but be aware that like a caged animal she may lash out when cornered (you aren't doing it for me, you're hung like a 3rd grader, etc) so make sure your psyche is able to handle such slams.

After the initial shock make sure to imply that she is such a soul destroying harpy and will never be able to hold a man. Tell her to call you in 20 years when she's living in a trailer with 30 cats.

If you're still not satisfied take a dump on her front porch.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 06:22 AM   #28
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He could drink her milk shake but that might land him in jail.

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 06:24 AM   #29
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to be a master

 
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Old 02-24-2008, 06:25 AM   #30
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pokémon master

 
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