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02-22-2008, 12:03 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
 
Location: *whip* that's for stealing !! *whip* And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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the police just came by
to ask if we've seen our neighbor recently, and to tell us to let them know if we notice any real bad smells or lots of flies
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02-22-2008, 12:04 AM
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Immortal
 
Location: i am the best rapper alive
Posts: 20,047
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PO-POS, NIGGA RUN
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02-22-2008, 12:05 AM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: The Filthy South
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they must have fucked to death the other night when you heard them.
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02-22-2008, 12:11 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: *whip* that's for stealing !! *whip* And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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wasn't it winston churchill who once said "love thy neighbor, dead or alive" ?
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02-22-2008, 12:12 AM
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Location: in your butt
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it was obama who said that
(didn't write it, of course) |
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02-22-2008, 12:13 AM
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02-22-2008, 12:13 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
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I have a better police story......My cousin's apartment building got broken into while I was talking to him on the phone yesterday by a gang of homeless thieves. they broke into the neighbors who live above him while his neighbors were sleeping in the room. the best part is that they stole some clothing and 70 dollars worth of meat!
today, one homeless guy was arrested outside the very same building for wearing the stolen clothing and carrying about a garbage bag full of meat! |
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02-22-2008, 12:15 AM
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Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,971
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canada sounds like a cesspool
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02-22-2008, 12:16 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
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02-22-2008, 08:05 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole.
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Recently had the cops at my door because a guy in our building was found shot in the head out in the countryside. Bit crazy but it seems he had dissident republican links
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02-22-2008, 08:07 AM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: kicksville
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02-22-2008, 08:19 AM
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IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
Location: doesn't matter where it's always a good time there
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jenkem factory fyi
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02-22-2008, 09:47 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: spiceworld
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02-22-2008, 10:01 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: funk barn
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listen tomorrows shipment is short, grab some hero subs, we've got to get to work |
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02-22-2008, 10:03 AM
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cibohplaicos
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You just have to be a topper, don't you? |
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02-22-2008, 10:07 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA
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topper. hehehehehehe.
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02-22-2008, 10:08 AM
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cibohplaicos
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02-22-2008, 10:13 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA
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wedding cake topper
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02-22-2008, 10:15 AM
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Socialphobic
Location: kitty in the middle
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ooo i want one
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02-22-2008, 10:46 AM
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Minion of Satan
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The police are such fools...
In my town, they try to find absolutely any reason to pull you over because they have nothing better to do. Once they pulled over my dad to measure his tire tread. |
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02-22-2008, 11:07 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole.
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such fools!
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02-22-2008, 11:26 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: *whip* that's for stealing !! *whip* And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
Posts: 44,827
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i've never heard of such fools!!
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02-22-2008, 11:29 AM
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Immortal
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i got pulled over for being a robbery suspect and had guns pulled on me and shit last week. it was after i robbed those taco stand customers in cali though, so they were totally justified in doing so. man, cops are awesome.
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02-22-2008, 11:31 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole.
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 More criminals like this and the world would be a better place. |
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02-22-2008, 11:32 AM
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Minion of Satan
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Well aurel, don't just sit by.... stand by your shit and make the world a better place.
I have a ski mask you could borrow. |
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02-22-2008, 11:34 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: *whip* that's for stealing !! *whip* And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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criminals don't borrow ski masks
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02-22-2008, 11:35 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole.
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Soak it in tipex thinner and I'm on it.
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02-22-2008, 11:38 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole.
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02-22-2008, 11:42 AM
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: *whip* that's for stealing !! *whip* And that's for getting blood on my whip !!! || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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i think it was winston churchill who once said "to assume.. well that's just crazy man. to suspend judgement, well that's the bee's knees, brotherman"
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02-22-2008, 11:51 AM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole.
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A fine sentiment delivered in Churchills wonderfully idiosyncratic style.
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