What If Billy Had Never learnt Guitar.....

bogopogo · 02-20-2008, 09:33 AM

I think this would be an acurate visual....

headheldhigh · 02-20-2008, 09:38 AM

if billy hadn't learned guitar then the first album he made would have probably been more like thefutureembrace and there wouldn't be a netphoria.

T&T · 02-20-2008, 10:25 AM

he'd be a music journalist
and he'd write for pitchfork & rolling stone
and we'd all hate him for bashing everyone

Teej212 · 02-20-2008, 01:39 PM

he would be a burnout in a record store

zbeast78 · 02-20-2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Teej212

he would be a burnout in a record store

this one is the closest prediction I think. Didn't he even admit that at one point he was too lazy to even shower, so one of his girl friends tricked him into going to a rec center to bathe his stinky ass?

smashkin33 · 02-20-2008, 02:36 PM

if he went to college, what would he have majored in?

morecowbell · 02-20-2008, 02:56 PM

i thought he said he would have majored in history in those blogs.

duovamp · 02-20-2008, 03:04 PM

So he would've been Trotskilicious.

redchandelier · 02-20-2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by zbeast78

this one is the closest prediction I think. Didn't he even admit that at one point he was too lazy to even shower, so one of his girl friends tricked him into going to a rec center to bathe his stinky ass?

If I recall correctly, it was because he didn't have a shower to shower in so he would try to wash himself in the bathroom sink.......and if corgan had never learned to play guitar, he'd complain a whole lot more than he does now that's for sure; probably would have gone to college and hate his job

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-20-2008, 04:04 PM

he would be an exact replica of his father.
a useless, bald, drug-using asshole that just got arrested.

i_adore_adore · 02-20-2008, 04:37 PM

Well, I may not have put a lot of effort into guitar. SP made me like rock music, and I learned a whole bunch of their songs when I first got into them. I probably would have ended up playing country songs for the rest of my life. ha.

So thanks, bill.

morecowbell · 02-20-2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redchandelier

probably would have gone to college and hate his job

kind of like 95% of the bell curve.

skipgo · 02-20-2008, 06:43 PM

yeah, i can't imagine billy being "too lazy to shower". He comes across to me as some kind of clean freak actually.

Ol' Couch Ass · 02-20-2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

So he would've been Trotskilicious.

lol

Teej212 · 02-20-2008, 08:23 PM

i would also be listening to crappy music

WalkingStrayz · 02-20-2008, 10:31 PM

learnt

Mayfuck · 02-20-2008, 11:15 PM

TuralyonW3 · 02-20-2008, 11:38 PM

this piece of shit sp board wouldn't exist

Thaniel Buckner · 02-21-2008, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by duovamp

So he would've been Trotskilicious.

trotskillicious is a political science major THANKYOUVERYMUCH

redchandelier · 02-21-2008, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by morecowbell

kind of like 95% of the bell curve.

exactly

blueEyez6489 · 02-21-2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mayfuck

um..who are they??

morecowbell · 02-21-2008, 08:57 AM

lol, christ, is that shopped?

WalkingStrayz · 02-21-2008, 10:59 AM

he looks a little out of place

Rockin' Cherub · 02-21-2008, 11:42 AM

i would have something better to do right now

Raventhird · 02-21-2008, 11:51 AM

What if the sun refused to shine?

acurate visual:
http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/1...1/darkness.jpg

morecowbell · 02-21-2008, 12:01 PM

bogopogo · 02-22-2008, 09:44 AM

hahaha

Eulogy · 02-22-2008, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

trotskillicious is a political science major THANKYOUVERYMUCH

uhhh, what?

Mayfuck · 02-22-2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by blueEyez6489

um..who are they??

It was a thanksgiving get together so i assume some kind of family.

Sarcastic Smile · 02-22-2008, 10:31 AM

so are we now just making up any random "what ifs" and "do you thinks"

02-20-2008, 09:33 AM	#1
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02-20-2008, 09:38 AM	#2
headheldhigh Pledge Location: Rock Island, IL Posts: 58	if billy hadn't learned guitar then the first album he made would have probably been more like thefutureembrace and there wouldn't be a netphoria.

02-20-2008, 10:25 AM	#3
T&T Minion of Satan Location: montreal Posts: 6,543	he'd be a music journalist and he'd write for pitchfork & rolling stone and we'd all hate him for bashing everyone

02-20-2008, 01:39 PM	#4
Teej212 Demi-God Posts: 427	he would be a burnout in a record store

02-20-2008, 02:36 PM	#6
smashkin33 Apocalyptic Poster Location: burned into your retina Posts: 3,151	if he went to college, what would he have majored in?

02-20-2008, 02:56 PM	#7
morecowbell Ownz Location: really exploring the studio space this time Posts: 536	i thought he said he would have majored in history in those blogs.

02-20-2008, 03:04 PM	#8
duovamp Immortal Location: trawling Atlantis (◕‿◕✿) Posts: 28,970	So he would've been Trotskilicious.

02-20-2008, 04:04 PM	#10
teh b0lly!!1 Minion of Satan Location: Your soul Posts: 6,800	he would be an exact replica of his father. a useless, bald, drug-using asshole that just got arrested.

02-20-2008, 04:37 PM	#11
i_adore_adore Apocalyptic Poster Location: IL Posts: 3,559	Well, I may not have put a lot of effort into guitar. SP made me like rock music, and I learned a whole bunch of their songs when I first got into them. I probably would have ended up playing country songs for the rest of my life. ha. So thanks, bill.

02-20-2008, 06:43 PM	#13
skipgo blahblahblah Location: i'm a horrible human being Posts: 9,151	yeah, i can't imagine billy being "too lazy to shower". He comes across to me as some kind of clean freak actually.

02-20-2008, 08:23 PM	#15
Teej212 Demi-God Posts: 427	i would also be listening to crappy music

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WalkingStrayz Ownz Location: here Posts: 505	learnt

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02-20-2008, 11:38 PM	#18
TuralyonW3 Immortal Location: WPB FL Posts: 22,289	this piece of shit sp board wouldn't exist

02-21-2008, 08:57 AM	#22
morecowbell Ownz Location: really exploring the studio space this time Posts: 536	lol, christ, is that shopped?

02-21-2008, 10:59 AM	#23
WalkingStrayz Ownz Location: here Posts: 505	he looks a little out of place

02-21-2008, 11:42 AM	#24
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,207	i would have something better to do right now

02-21-2008, 11:51 AM	#25
Raventhird Pledge Location: In Limbo Posts: 176	What if the sun refused to shine? acurate visual: http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/1...1/darkness.jpg

02-21-2008, 12:01 PM	#26
morecowbell Ownz Location: really exploring the studio space this time Posts: 536	lol

02-22-2008, 09:44 AM	#27
bogopogo Pledge Location: I study in Aberdeen but i live in Cambridge Posts: 79	hahaha

02-22-2008, 10:31 AM	#30
Sarcastic Smile Amish Rake Fighter Location: I fuck in my spare time, this is what I do at work you dumb bitch.-esty Posts: 3,687	so are we now just making up any random "what ifs" and "do you thinks"