Playin' ball in the ghetto

jczeroman · 02-12-2008, 03:29 PM

I spent 20 minutes playing basketball in the park down by my house. In that time I saw:

two crack whores
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog
two meth users trying to break into the public bathroom
one guy who stared at me out his window the entire time
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
one mail-man

jczeroman · 02-12-2008, 03:30 PM

I need to find a better place to shoot hoops.

jczeroman · 02-12-2008, 03:30 PM

Or bring my gun...

Nimrod's Son · 02-12-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman

I spent 20 minutes playing basketball in the park down by my house. In that time I saw:

two crack whores
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog
two meth users trying to break into the public bathroom
one guy who stared at me out his window the entire time
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
one mail-man

i bet none of those people voted for romney

redbull · 02-12-2008, 03:33 PM

socialized medicine in the communist state of oregon at its finest

wHATcOLOR · 02-12-2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman

one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog

OH! MY! GOD! someone alert the president

Mariner · 02-12-2008, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman

one mail-man

that's it, i'm moving to canada

BumbleBeeMouth · 02-12-2008, 03:55 PM

Have you considered moving in with your aunt and uncle in bel air?

wHATcOLOR · 02-12-2008, 03:55 PM

mass exodus, pack you bags, concerned citizens!

Mariner · 02-12-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman

one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle

let us drive into the mountains amidst the towering SUVs

wHATcOLOR · 02-12-2008, 04:01 PM

make haste!!

Mariner · 02-12-2008, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

mass exodus, pack you bags, concerned citizens!

lead single from 2009's Entertainment Weekly! critical darling and pitchfork-panned-disaster, Sufjan Stevens' Israel! Be There Or Be Ye Square

Mablak · 02-12-2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman

I spent 20 minutes playing basketball in the park down by my house. In that time I saw:

two crack whores
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog
two meth users trying to break into the public bathroom
one guy who stared at me out his window the entire time
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
one mail-man

I think I can explain this, the two crackwhores were the same people as the two kids and the two meth users. The single mom was also the lesbian. And the mailman, he was the starer and the potential robber.

There you have it jczeroman, I've solved your riddle.

sickbadthing · 02-12-2008, 04:17 PM

Ghetto? That really isn't ghetto. I guess for Eugene it is.

sickbadthing · 02-12-2008, 04:19 PM

Oh I get it. You just want a good excuse to kill people.

Ol' Couch Ass · 02-12-2008, 04:19 PM

The ghetto is where you gotta go if you want to shoot hoops with the real ballas.

jczeroman · 02-12-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mablak

I think I can explain this, the two crackwhores were the same people as the two kids and the two meth users. The single mom was also the lesbian. And the mailman, he was the starer and the potential robber.

There you have it jczeroman, I've solved your riddle.

this made me lol... my thanks!

jczeroman · 02-12-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

The ghetto is where you gotta go if you want to shoot hoops with the real ballas.

Thank god someone gets it.

jczeroman · 02-12-2008, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbadthing

Oh I get it. You just want a good excuse to kill people.

That's what I'm kicking myself over. I could have legitimately shot all of those people under Oregon law.

sickbadthing · 02-12-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman

That's what I'm kicking myself over. I could have legitimately shot all of those people under Oregon law.

The mailman was probably packing though. Be careful.

KrazeeStacee · 02-12-2008, 04:25 PM

Pshh, here you don't even need to go down to the ghetto to see that stuff!

I used to hang out with my friend while her boyfriend and my best friend played basketball in the ghetto. We'd sit in the grass and eat popcorn chicken, yell about how our friends sucked, and then we'd eventually steal the ball from someone and go play our own game. Throwin' the ball granny-style. I miss those days.

jczeroman · 02-12-2008, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbadthing

The mailman was probably packing though. Be careful.

He was black. Well, half-black, so really that goes either way.

jczeroman · 02-12-2008, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

Pshh, here you don't even need to go down to the ghetto to see that stuff!

You don't understand: this is Mill st. in Springfield.

MILL ST.!!

twice · 02-12-2008, 04:42 PM

it's called MULATTO

Nimrod's Son · 02-12-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman

He was black. Well, half-black, so really that goes either way.

jczeroman · 02-12-2008, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by twice

it's called MULATTO

Evidently, he was a mime.

Mariner · 02-12-2008, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jczeroman

Evidently, he was a mime.

damn. i was going to say "instant presidency!!"

Charmbag · 02-12-2008, 07:02 PM

do you live near the university?

Trotskilicious · 02-12-2008, 09:17 PM

you know if you were really in the ghetto you would have been run off the court, whiteboy

WHY DON'T YOU HANG OUT AT THE YMCA YA PUNK BITCH!

jczeroman · 02-13-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Charmbag

do you live near the university?

I live about a mile from it as the crow flies. But the river is in my way so I have to go through the Glenwood pawnshop district.

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sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,242	Oh I get it. You just want a good excuse to kill people.

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Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 10,824	The ghetto is where you gotta go if you want to shoot hoops with the real ballas.

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KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,292	Pshh, here you don't even need to go down to the ghetto to see that stuff! I used to hang out with my friend while her boyfriend and my best friend played basketball in the ghetto. We'd sit in the grass and eat popcorn chicken, yell about how our friends sucked, and then we'd eventually steal the ball from someone and go play our own game. Throwin' the ball granny-style. I miss those days.

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twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,195	it's called MULATTO

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Trotskilicious My Fiesta Name is Pendejo Location: I'm never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up. Posts: 10,963	you know if you were really in the ghetto you would have been run off the court, whiteboy WHY DON'T YOU HANG OUT AT THE YMCA YA PUNK BITCH!