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Old 02-12-2008, 03:29 PM   #1
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I spent 20 minutes playing basketball in the park down by my house. In that time I saw:

two crack whores
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog
two meth users trying to break into the public bathroom
one guy who stared at me out his window the entire time
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
one mail-man

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:30 PM   #2
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I need to find a better place to shoot hoops.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:30 PM   #3
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Or bring my gun...

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:33 PM   #4
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I spent 20 minutes playing basketball in the park down by my house. In that time I saw:

two crack whores
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog
two meth users trying to break into the public bathroom
one guy who stared at me out his window the entire time
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
one mail-man
i bet none of those people voted for romney

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:33 PM   #5
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socialized medicine in the communist state of oregon at its finest

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:49 PM   #6
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OH! MY! GOD! someone alert the president

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:55 PM   #7
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one mail-man

that's it, i'm moving to canada

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:55 PM   #8
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Have you considered moving in with your aunt and uncle in bel air?

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:55 PM   #9
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mass exodus, pack you bags, concerned citizens!

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:01 PM   #10
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one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
let us drive into the mountains amidst the towering SUVs

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:01 PM   #11
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lead single from 2009's Entertainment Weekly! critical darling and pitchfork-panned-disaster, Sufjan Stevens' Israel! Be There Or Be Ye Square

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:13 PM   #13
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I spent 20 minutes playing basketball in the park down by my house. In that time I saw:

two crack whores
one single mom and two kids
one lesbian with a big dog
two meth users trying to break into the public bathroom
one guy who stared at me out his window the entire time
one guy who probably was going to rob me before I sped away in my VW beetle
one mail-man
I think I can explain this, the two crackwhores were the same people as the two kids and the two meth users. The single mom was also the lesbian. And the mailman, he was the starer and the potential robber.

There you have it jczeroman, I've solved your riddle.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:17 PM   #14
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Ghetto? That really isn't ghetto. I guess for Eugene it is.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:19 PM   #15
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Oh I get it. You just want a good excuse to kill people.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:19 PM   #16
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The ghetto is where you gotta go if you want to shoot hoops with the real ballas.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:19 PM   #17
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I think I can explain this, the two crackwhores were the same people as the two kids and the two meth users. The single mom was also the lesbian. And the mailman, he was the starer and the potential robber.

There you have it jczeroman, I've solved your riddle.
this made me lol... my thanks!

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:20 PM   #18
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The ghetto is where you gotta go if you want to shoot hoops with the real ballas.
Thank god someone gets it.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:21 PM   #19
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Oh I get it. You just want a good excuse to kill people.
That's what I'm kicking myself over. I could have legitimately shot all of those people under Oregon law.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:24 PM   #20
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That's what I'm kicking myself over. I could have legitimately shot all of those people under Oregon law.
The mailman was probably packing though. Be careful.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:25 PM   #21
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Pshh, here you don't even need to go down to the ghetto to see that stuff!

I used to hang out with my friend while her boyfriend and my best friend played basketball in the ghetto. We'd sit in the grass and eat popcorn chicken, yell about how our friends sucked, and then we'd eventually steal the ball from someone and go play our own game. Throwin' the ball granny-style. I miss those days.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:26 PM   #22
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The mailman was probably packing though. Be careful.
He was black. Well, half-black, so really that goes either way.

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:26 PM   #23
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Pshh, here you don't even need to go down to the ghetto to see that stuff!
You don't understand: this is Mill st. in Springfield.



MILL ST.!!

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:42 PM   #24
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it's called MULATTO

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:48 PM   #25
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Old 02-12-2008, 05:16 PM   #26
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it's called MULATTO
Evidently, he was a mime.

 
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Evidently, he was a mime.
damn. i was going to say "instant presidency!!"

 
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do you live near the university?

 
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Old 02-12-2008, 09:17 PM   #29
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you know if you were really in the ghetto you would have been run off the court, whiteboy

WHY DON'T YOU HANG OUT AT THE YMCA YA PUNK BITCH!

 
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Old 02-13-2008, 11:48 AM   #30
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do you live near the university?
I live about a mile from it as the crow flies. But the river is in my way so I have to go through the Glenwood pawnshop district.

 
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