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Out fart the hottie!
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Out fart the hottie!
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in 10,000 years we wouldn't be able to dj like a T-Rex because we don't have those tiny little faggy arms
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Out fart the hottie!
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holy fuck but it's like $300 a week in arkansas where i could live on $2 a month and rent would only be $.50 a day and that's in a really awesome area the only drawback is ARKANSAS FUCKING SUCKS
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Immortal
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Out fart the hottie!
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He was deceived by a different breed,
A thoroughly thoroughbred disregard And now for him Mrs. Ed was dead Even a mule can kiss his ar se He shoulda' known much sooner But all the whiskey made him blind It was a fact, she always rode bare-back Seduced by tail and sweaty behind No viddles on the table, o rooster in the yard She betrayed him in the stables, no need to look real hard Her overalls lay in wet hay, horseshoe tracks showed the way How could he know his mare was gay...from Laredo, postcard No suppa on the table, cries of pleasure from the shed Sugar cubes in her stockings, hoofmarks around the bed He shoulda' known much sooner, But "Dad Gummet!" it wasn't fair She was much more than equestrian There were horsehairs in her underwear There won't be fiddles playin', On her judgement day He was left for a golden steed, In the O.K. Corral, that's not O.K. Dun dun...Hee Haw! |
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Immortal
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Out fart the hottie!
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Out fart the hottie!
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Out fart the hottie!
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or Hell.
Who's up first? What is the first letter of your pet's name? Ah is it Whiskers? Yes, Whiskers is cat hell and is eternally being run over the very car that killed him. Whiskers is sending a message... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! |
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Minion of Satan
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I just shit myself.
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Minion of Satan
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Out fart the hottie!
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By being serious about work.
I think I need to do it with a smile and be nicer. OH LORD JESUS YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME BY HAVING YOUR FATHER GOD GIVE ME A SHITTY PERSONALITY. FUCK YOU LORD JESUS FOR NOT ASKING YOUR FATHER TO GIVE ME A MUCH NICER PERSON FRIENDLY PERSONALITY. OH JESUS YOU ARE MAKING MY LIFE AWFUL. |
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Minion of Satan
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LIL WAYNE ARRESTED!!!
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Minion of Satan
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Nah, it's time to let go.
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OB-GYN Kenobi
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slaaaaaash, start the reactor
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