do you have hair

Sonic Johnny · 12-16-2007, 09:50 AM

on your taint/around your anus?

and if so, do you ever get concerned that some shit will stick there, you wont notice, and then after walking around all day smelling like shit, you'll get in the shower and it will have hardened and you have to tear shit-laden pube dreadlocks out of your taint?

TuralyonW3 · 12-16-2007, 09:52 AM

i try to wipe pretty thoroughly

Sonic Johnny · 12-16-2007, 09:55 AM

do you ever make a point of cleaning your gooch hair during the wiping process, even using it as a shield while you 'scrape' the hair for shit?

TuralyonW3 · 12-16-2007, 09:56 AM

this is like, some science

Sonic Johnny · 12-16-2007, 09:59 AM

i should become the worlds first feces-centric sociologist. i could study the social impact of selective taint hair DNA and the ramifications of smelling like shit for up to 10 hours at a time in social situations where you dont usually smell like shit.

Mo · 12-16-2007, 10:05 AM

Well... no?

Sonic Johnny · 12-16-2007, 10:09 AM

good for you

Mo · 12-16-2007, 10:15 AM

I guess.

Sonic Johnny · 12-16-2007, 10:17 AM

what does 'ni cawcher' refer to exactly? my initial reactions is that it's "nee cowcher", implying that you're going to be taking my friends last name, supposedly when you marry him.

Mo · 12-16-2007, 10:33 AM

It means 'not kosher', it's as simple as that.

SlingeroGuitaro · 10:46 AM

i suppose if you've got a perpetually sweaty ass crack you wouldnt have to worry about the doo-doo fossils on your butt pubes. however i also suppose this would raise your chances of sporting stripes... gin and tonic revelation there. billy corgan wears stripes on top to hide his stripes on the bottom

Mo · 12-16-2007, 10:43 AM

There's nothing like anal leakage.

Shapan · 12-16-2007, 11:45 AM

first typing with your dick now hair around your butt, eh sonic johnny

Thaniel Buckner · 12-16-2007, 12:04 PM

freshman year of high school where my ass suddenly was covered with hair, i got a dingleberry once.

hair on my ass is probably the worst thing in the world. worse than aids.

monkeyfritters · 12-16-2007, 12:06 PM

if there was a way to permanently remove the hair i would invest a significant amount of money into its removal.

Thaniel Buckner · 12-16-2007, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeyfritters

if there was a way to permanently remove the hair i would invest a significant amount of money into its removal.

please let me know if you find one.

immediately

monkeyfritters · 12-16-2007, 12:08 PM

you got it.

SlingeroGuitaro · 12-16-2007, 12:08 PM

not permanent, but better than shaving

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/ur...RAZILIAN,0.jpg

monkeyfritters · 12-16-2007, 12:13 PM

getting fingered by a bald guy?

SlingeroGuitaro · 12-16-2007, 12:19 PM

fuck yeah

its a chick getting a wax job

Eulogy · 12-16-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

please let me know if you find one.

immediately

don't they have laser treatments that work sometimes?

Rockin' Cherub · 12-16-2007, 12:40 PM

sometimes i swing my anal hair around like a horse to keep the flies from flying inside me because i'm a sworn enemy of all zoophile activities

Eulogy · 12-16-2007, 12:46 PM

hey ****** do you wanna go in and get butthair removal treatments together?

i think it could be a great bonding experience.

SlingeroGuitaro · 12-16-2007, 12:46 PM

you can hold hands

Rockin' Cherub · 12-16-2007, 12:47 PM

you can hold butthairs

hnibos · 12-16-2007, 12:55 PM

occasionally im forced to use baby wipes

exactlythesame · 12-16-2007, 12:56 PM

Just think, though, of the grand purpose butt hairs serve. If, due to some uncontrollable circumstance, you slightly shat yourself, the hairs would catch it before it could leak onto your clothes. My friend, I like my butt hairs.

SlingeroGuitaro · 12-16-2007, 12:57 PM

i feel sorry for robin williams

BlissedandGone2 · 12-16-2007, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

my ex girlfriend had quite a bit of butt hair.

ewww no way!

waltermcphilp · 12-16-2007, 04:20 PM

i use nair for men. keeps me fresh and so clean.

12-16-2007, 09:50 AM	#1
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	do you have hair on your taint/around your anus? and if so, do you ever get concerned that some shit will stick there, you wont notice, and then after walking around all day smelling like shit, you'll get in the shower and it will have hardened and you have to tear shit-laden pube dreadlocks out of your taint?

12-16-2007, 10:40 AM	#11
SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 6,575	i suppose if you've got a perpetually sweaty ass crack you wouldnt have to worry about the doo-doo fossils on your butt pubes. however i also suppose this would raise your chances of sporting stripes... gin and tonic revelation there. billy corgan wears stripes on top to hide his stripes on the bottom Last edited by SlingeroGuitaro : 12-16-2007 at 10:46 AM.

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12-16-2007, 09:52 AM	#2
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	i try to wipe pretty thoroughly

12-16-2007, 09:55 AM	#3
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	do you ever make a point of cleaning your gooch hair during the wiping process, even using it as a shield while you 'scrape' the hair for shit?

12-16-2007, 09:56 AM	#4
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	this is like, some science

12-16-2007, 09:59 AM	#5
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	i should become the worlds first feces-centric sociologist. i could study the social impact of selective taint hair DNA and the ramifications of smelling like shit for up to 10 hours at a time in social situations where you dont usually smell like shit.

12-16-2007, 10:05 AM	#6
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	Well... no?

12-16-2007, 10:09 AM	#7
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	good for you

12-16-2007, 10:17 AM	#9
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	what does 'ni cawcher' refer to exactly? my initial reactions is that it's "nee cowcher", implying that you're going to be taking my friends last name, supposedly when you marry him.

12-16-2007, 10:33 AM	#10
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	It means 'not kosher', it's as simple as that.

12-16-2007, 10:43 AM	#12
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	There's nothing like anal leakage.

12-16-2007, 11:45 AM	#13
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	first typing with your dick now hair around your butt, eh sonic johnny

12-16-2007, 12:04 PM	#14
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,034	freshman year of high school where my ass suddenly was covered with hair, i got a dingleberry once. hair on my ass is probably the worst thing in the world. worse than aids.

12-16-2007, 12:06 PM	#15
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	if there was a way to permanently remove the hair i would invest a significant amount of money into its removal.

12-16-2007, 12:08 PM	#17
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	you got it.

12-16-2007, 12:13 PM	#19
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	getting fingered by a bald guy?

12-16-2007, 12:19 PM	#20
SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 6,575	fuck yeah its a chick getting a wax job

12-16-2007, 12:40 PM	#22
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	sometimes i swing my anal hair around like a horse to keep the flies from flying inside me because i'm a sworn enemy of all zoophile activities

12-16-2007, 12:46 PM	#23
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	hey ****** do you wanna go in and get butthair removal treatments together? i think it could be a great bonding experience.

12-16-2007, 12:47 PM	#25
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	you can hold butthairs

12-16-2007, 12:55 PM	#26
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	occasionally im forced to use baby wipes

12-16-2007, 12:56 PM	#27
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	Just think, though, of the grand purpose butt hairs serve. If, due to some uncontrollable circumstance, you slightly shat yourself, the hairs would catch it before it could leak onto your clothes. My friend, I like my butt hairs.

12-16-2007, 12:57 PM	#28
SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 6,575	i feel sorry for robin williams

12-16-2007, 04:20 PM	#30
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	i use nair for men. keeps me fresh and so clean.