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Old 12-13-2007, 05:12 PM   #1
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Default safety of nicotine patch that has an expiration date of January 19, 2008 but

smells a little funny and is making my arm burn. Got quite a headrush too.

Please advise.

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:15 PM   #2
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place directly into your penis.

edit: i meant onto, but into works too.

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:17 PM   #3
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call your doctor

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:30 PM   #4
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Have a cigarette.

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:31 PM   #5
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yeah smoke a few.

...and maybe you should chew a few pieces of nicorette while you're at it.

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:48 PM   #6
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it took me 6 hours to realize this was a terrible parody thread.

that makes me nearly as stupid as To Starla

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:11 PM   #7
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you poor bastard.

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:14 PM   #8
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Has anyone ever used a nicotine patch as a rizla? For that extra kick

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:16 PM   #9
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BUTT SEX!11

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:32 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ella
yeah smoke a few.

...and maybe you should chew a few pieces of nicorette while you're at it.
Cigarettes aren't vegetarian!

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:33 PM   #11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie
Cigarettes aren't vegetarian!
Have you ever seen a cigarette eating meat, Bonnie? I don't think so

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:38 PM   #12
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D:

 
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:29 PM   #13
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I like to wear about a dozen patches around my waist, like a belt.

It smells like an ashtray when I pee.

 
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