SCREW YOU, DAD. - Page 3

dean_r_koontz · 12-09-2007, 08:14 PM

and i will feel like i have accomplished something in my miserable life

ravenguy2000 · 12-09-2007, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by exactlythesame

There's no way there's actually a bar-be-que forum.

An entire forum? Dedicated just to barbecue?

Surely you jest!

exactlythesame · 12-09-2007, 08:20 PM

Well, should we just keep our usernames, or change them up? I'm still contemplating how to go about this.

exactlythesame · 12-09-2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

An entire forum? Dedicated just to barbecue?

Surely you jest!

Yeah, I am posting on an entire forum dedicated to the Smashing Pumpkins.

=/

TheMilstead · 12-09-2007, 08:29 PM

But the Smashing Pumpkins have been around far longer than the concept of a barbeque grill!

Mablak · 12-09-2007, 08:35 PM

Dude, just hearing of the existence of a barbeque forum has made me laugh uncontrollably. This invasion has to happen.

suncrashesdown · 12-09-2007, 08:40 PM

there's a forum for everything. case in point -

here

lapis · 12-09-2007, 08:42 PM

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i put water into a fresh set of trays and wait anxiously. i can't help but check the freezer every 5 minutes to see if they're ready. just talking about this makes me want to light a few candles, take all my clothes off, and just lay around eating ice all afternoon with a box fan drying the summer sweat off my body.

the second best part to the orgasmic release of the cold water is the anticipation. the fore-play, if you will. looking down at that perfectly formed cube with the little bubble inside... the pleasure that awaits. thinking you are prepared, but knowing full well that as soon as you bite into that cube you will experience earthquaking joy the likes of which angels sing about in the heavens.

god.

i love ice.

so. so. so. much

AndySlash · 12-09-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMilstead

Even better, that song that suicidal MySpace kid had on his page.

"How could this happen to meeeeeeeee..."

ahem

exactlythesame · 12-09-2007, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by suncrashesdown

there's a forum for everything. case in point -

here

That is really creepy.

Travis Meeks · 12-09-2007, 08:48 PM

I was going to set up a user name on the bbq forum and make the topic "ITT we admire and thank the honorable man who helped abuse TheMilstead' and I was gonna link to this thread.

but then I figured that'd take a lot of time and I'm currently pretty busy because I accidently read isle (???)'s stupid thread about his gf not calling because she was asleep

TheMilstead · 12-09-2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AndySlash

ahem

Thread finally delivers.

Piggy · 12-09-2007, 08:48 PM

A barbeque forum... you gotta be kidding me.

When is this invasion happening?

exactlythesame · 12-09-2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by noraspora

I know I'm addicted to ice when...

I flirt with the waiter at a restaurant just to get a Huge To go cup of ice

I fight my friends (literally) for throwing my ice away

I eat ice first thing in the morning or as a meal for the day

I eat ice in 25 degree weather outside and I can't feel my fingers

I can't go to sleep without eating six trays of ice (everynite, no joke)

I have dreams that my teeth are gonna fall out from chewing ice and I still dont stop eating it

I'd rather eat ice than food

I sneak and chew ice while I'm on the phone

I told my mom she couldnt have any ice to cool her drink ( and I had a huge 5lb bag)

This can go on and on...

TheMilstead · 12-09-2007, 08:54 PM

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Yahoooooo,

I love ice.......now I also feel like I am not crazzzzyyy.

My husband actually came across the site. He was looking up info on how chewing ice ruins your teeth. We had a bet. Anyway...Just about anything ruins teeth. He keeps telling me to quit chewing ice....Yes I am one of those that get mad Mad when all the ice from the ice maker is gone. I started to have ice trays filled for back up. and i love to eat the ice the overflows in the freeze from the ice trays . It is thin and white... yummy. I get up in the middle of the night and open the freeze and stand there for anbout 10 minutes chewing ice..than head back to bed. I like also to let my ice sit so it softens just a bit, but I already have my favorite places to buy ice from the is soft. I had this habit now for about 1 year to 1 1/2 years and I never figured there was a problem. In the past I have been anemic, but has far as i know, the iron is good now. I'm still searching...maybe it is that pica thing or over compulsive disorder...anyone out there hear of something different?

I can't believe this is a serious problem for some people.

Travis Meeks · 12-09-2007, 08:56 PM

I signed up but I can't make a topic yet

go to hell BBQ forum!

pale blue eyes · 12-09-2007, 09:44 PM

Man, I am happy I am not a teenager now. All my parents did when we were young was "accidentally" open our mail and check the mileage on the car after we drove it. I have never posted anything like raunchy pictures or anything online but I doubt they would be happy with some of the stuff I have mentioned about them. If I were you, I would use a new name at every site I went to.

redchandelier · 12-09-2007, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMilstead

Nah, I'm really hoping he reads it, though.

I hope that one day you say this to him...... what happened to your dad growing up? do you know?

pale blue eyes · 12-09-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by exactlythesame

Holy shit.

Thaniel Buckner · 12-09-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMilstead

Hmm. Not sure if I should disclose that. Might be too obvious.

TheMilstead'sDad?

TheMilstead · 12-09-2007, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by redchandelier

I hope that one day you say this to him...... what happened to your dad growing up? do you know?

He doesn't ever say, but I know how his mom is now.

TheMilstead · 12-09-2007, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

TheMilstead'sDad?

No, I mean too obvious for him to figure out it was me.

redchandelier · 12-09-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMilstead

He doesn't ever say, but I know how his mom is now.

I don't know quite what you mean by "I know how his mom is now", but I would advise you to tell him all of the things you wrote on here and soon or it (father issues) will run your life, I see it all the time

TheMilstead · 12-09-2007, 10:30 PM

Oh, it's not like I or my mom hasn't told him. It just hasn't ever gotten through. He does no wrong.

redchandelier · 12-09-2007, 10:32 PM

denial sucks if only he could have picked a better, healthier defense mechanism

TheMilstead · 01:41 AM

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redchandelier · 12-09-2007, 10:38 PM

yes, but why? that's the main thing here, why he does those things. he'd be an interesting client, but I'm guessing therapy is out of the question.

TheMilstead · 01:42 AM

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redchandelier · 12-09-2007, 10:50 PM

maybe it was the style of therapy, judging from what you have said about your father, I would suggest a Rogerian therapist, then there would be no problems about him being told he has any problems

TheMilstead · 12-09-2007, 10:53 PM

Yeah, I'm going to have to look that one up, heh.

Just curious...is that what you're studying?

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12-09-2007, 08:14 PM	#61
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	and i will feel like i have accomplished something in my miserable life

12-09-2007, 08:20 PM	#63
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	Well, should we just keep our usernames, or change them up? I'm still contemplating how to go about this.

12-09-2007, 08:29 PM	#65
TheMilstead Minion of Satan Location: Damn fine cup of coffee. Posts: 5,520	But the Smashing Pumpkins have been around far longer than the concept of a barbeque grill!

12-09-2007, 08:35 PM	#66
Mablak Minion of Satan Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! Posts: 6,413	Dude, just hearing of the existence of a barbeque forum has made me laugh uncontrollably. This invasion has to happen.

12-09-2007, 08:40 PM	#67
suncrashesdown Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,785	there's a forum for everything. case in point - here

12-09-2007, 08:48 PM	#71
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	I was going to set up a user name on the bbq forum and make the topic "ITT we admire and thank the honorable man who helped abuse TheMilstead' and I was gonna link to this thread. but then I figured that'd take a lot of time and I'm currently pretty busy because I accidently read isle (???)'s stupid thread about his gf not calling because she was asleep

12-09-2007, 08:48 PM	#73
Piggy Ownz Location: No, you can't do that. Posts: 902	A barbeque forum... you gotta be kidding me. When is this invasion happening?

12-09-2007, 08:56 PM	#76
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	I signed up but I can't make a topic yet go to hell BBQ forum!

12-09-2007, 09:44 PM	#77
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	Man, I am happy I am not a teenager now. All my parents did when we were young was "accidentally" open our mail and check the mileage on the car after we drove it. I have never posted anything like raunchy pictures or anything online but I doubt they would be happy with some of the stuff I have mentioned about them. If I were you, I would use a new name at every site I went to.

12-09-2007, 10:30 PM	#84
TheMilstead Minion of Satan Location: Damn fine cup of coffee. Posts: 5,520	Oh, it's not like I or my mom hasn't told him. It just hasn't ever gotten through. He does no wrong.

12-09-2007, 10:32 PM	#85
redchandelier Ownz Posts: 877	denial sucks if only he could have picked a better, healthier defense mechanism

12-09-2007, 10:38 PM	#87
redchandelier Ownz Posts: 877	yes, but why? that's the main thing here, why he does those things. he'd be an interesting client, but I'm guessing therapy is out of the question.

12-09-2007, 10:50 PM	#89
redchandelier Ownz Posts: 877	maybe it was the style of therapy, judging from what you have said about your father, I would suggest a Rogerian therapist, then there would be no problems about him being told he has any problems

12-09-2007, 10:53 PM	#90
TheMilstead Minion of Satan Location: Damn fine cup of coffee. Posts: 5,520	Yeah, I'm going to have to look that one up, heh. Just curious...is that what you're studying?