Im a fleabit peanut monkey

Travis Meeks · 12-07-2007, 06:33 PM

All my friends are junkies
Thats not really true

Im a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

But Ive been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through

Yes, Im a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Dont you?

Well, I hope were not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

Well I am just a monkey man
Im glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

Im a monkey
Im a monkey
Im a monkey man
Im a monkey man
Im a monkey...

bja1288 · 12-07-2007, 06:35 PM

Im a little pea
I love the sky the trees
Im a teeny tiny little ant
Checking out this and that
I am nothing
So you have nothing to hide
And Im a pacifist
So I can fuck your shit up
Oh yeah Im small

Fuck you asshole
You homophobic redneck dick
Youre big and tough and macho
You can kick my ass

Travis Meeks · 12-07-2007, 06:37 PM

I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

Shapan · 12-07-2007, 06:46 PM

montgomery
flea market
it's just like
it's just like
a mini
mall

let's dance

Mariner · 12-08-2007, 12:09 AM

i don't care if it rains or freezes

long as i got my plastic jesus

Nimrod's Son · 12-08-2007, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis Meeks

I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

squeeze me baby, 'til the juice runs down my leg

Travis Meeks · 12-08-2007, 12:12 AM

Wooden jesus where are you from
Korea or canada or maybe taiwan
I didnt know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute
The check left my hand, and I pray

Can I be saved, I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden jesus Ill cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin

Nimrod's Son · 12-08-2007, 12:16 AM

People like you, I know myself
Walk in the shoes of somebody else
Whisper to me, my tragic fate
Whisper to me, my tragic end
But don't give me your savior

Travis Meeks · 12-08-2007, 12:19 AM

nice, my car has been rocking out to Temple of the Dog lately

redbull · 12-08-2007, 12:56 AM

Mardi Gras came and went,
all my money has been spent.
How 'm I gonna pay the rent
sitting on -my ass/your face?

Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who'm I gonna stick my dick in?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch.

my former life i -had a sister/was a high roller,
I abused her and I dissed her/ walked my kids in a diamond stroller,
she got swept up in a twister/ found my calling as a part time bowler
first I laughed and then i missed her/ traded my wife in for a new green roller.
Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who fucked up that leaning tower?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch.

Oh, get on a greyhound and ride away,
different dreams from yesterday/ live on birthday cake each day
tell your -grandma you're ok/ grandparents that they're gay,
kiss her cheek/steal their money- and run away.
Me and my friends are so smart:
we invented this new kind of -darts/art
hit a bull's eye cut up heart/ post modernist throwing darts
smoking crack and -cutting back/crack.
Who mistook this crap for genius?/ who is dancing on the ceiling?
Who is gonna stroke my penis?/who is gonna hurt my feelings
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch,
sitting on the couch.

Oh -even your mother is a crook/people are shiny like a brand new book
but if -I get/you take- a closer look
there's shit on every -road you took/hand you shook
You don't believe me?
Read the book/ Look at your hand.
Who made all these things for killing?
Whose -empty heart/pussy hole- needs filling?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch.

Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who'm I gonna stick my dick in?
We're not those kids,
sitting on the couch x 4.

12-07-2007, 06:33 PM	#1
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	Im a fleabit peanut monkey All my friends are junkies Thats not really true Im a cold italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer What you do? But Ive been bit and Ive been tossed around By every she-rat in this town Have you, babe? Well, I am just a monkey man Im glad you are a monkey woman too I was bitten by a boar I was gouged and I was gored But I pulled on through Yes, Im a sack of broken eggs I always have an unmade bed Dont you? Well, I hope were not too messianic Or a trifle too satanic We love to play the blues Well I am just a monkey man Im glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe Im a monkey Im a monkey Im a monkey man Im a monkey man Im a monkey...

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12-07-2007, 06:35 PM	#2
bja1288 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,206	Im a little pea I love the sky the trees Im a teeny tiny little ant Checking out this and that I am nothing So you have nothing to hide And Im a pacifist So I can fuck your shit up Oh yeah Im small Fuck you asshole You homophobic redneck dick Youre big and tough and macho You can kick my ass

12-07-2007, 06:37 PM	#3
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	I could use a lemon squeezer What you do?

12-07-2007, 06:46 PM	#4
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	montgomery flea market it's just like it's just like a mini mall let's dance

12-08-2007, 12:09 AM	#5
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	i don't care if it rains or freezes long as i got my plastic jesus

12-08-2007, 12:12 AM	#7
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	Wooden jesus where are you from Korea or canada or maybe taiwan I didnt know it was the holy land But I believed from the minute The check left my hand, and I pray Can I be saved, I spent all my money On a future grave Wooden jesus Ill cut you in On twenty percent of my future sin

12-08-2007, 12:16 AM	#8
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	People like you, I know myself Walk in the shoes of somebody else Whisper to me, my tragic fate Whisper to me, my tragic end But don't give me your savior

12-08-2007, 12:19 AM	#9
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	nice, my car has been rocking out to Temple of the Dog lately

12-08-2007, 12:56 AM	#10
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	Mardi Gras came and went, all my money has been spent. How 'm I gonna pay the rent sitting on -my ass/your face? Who mistook the steak for chicken? Who'm I gonna stick my dick in? We're not those kids, sitting on the couch. my former life i -had a sister/was a high roller, I abused her and I dissed her/ walked my kids in a diamond stroller, she got swept up in a twister/ found my calling as a part time bowler first I laughed and then i missed her/ traded my wife in for a new green roller. Who mistook these baths for showers? Who fucked up that leaning tower? We're not those kids, sitting on the couch. Oh, get on a greyhound and ride away, different dreams from yesterday/ live on birthday cake each day tell your -grandma you're ok/ grandparents that they're gay, kiss her cheek/steal their money- and run away. Me and my friends are so smart: we invented this new kind of -darts/art hit a bull's eye cut up heart/ post modernist throwing darts smoking crack and -cutting back/crack. Who mistook this crap for genius?/ who is dancing on the ceiling? Who is gonna stroke my penis?/who is gonna hurt my feelings We're not those kids, sitting on the couch, sitting on the couch. Oh -even your mother is a crook/people are shiny like a brand new book but if -I get/you take- a closer look there's shit on every -road you took/hand you shook You don't believe me? Read the book/ Look at your hand. Who made all these things for killing? Whose -empty heart/pussy hole- needs filling? We're not those kids, sitting on the couch. Who mistook the steak for chicken? Who'm I gonna stick my dick in? We're not those kids, sitting on the couch x 4.