If we DID go to war with Iran...

TuralyonW3 · 12-07-2007, 12:38 AM

do you think we would go in with a huge-ass attack force like most generals wanted to do with Iraq in the first place? Like a total-fucking-annihilation type of scenario?

Tchocky · 12-07-2007, 12:53 AM

Cup O Mercury to the thread, stat.

EDIT: Wait, here's his likely response to your question before he has a chance to post it:

http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/Images/WE12.jpg

sickbadthing · 12-07-2007, 01:01 AM

thank god this is a separate forum.

TuralyonW3 · 12-07-2007, 01:12 AM

sickbadthing is in al queda

Mariner · 12-07-2007, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

do you think we would go in with a huge-ass attack force like most generals wanted to do with Iraq in the first place? Like a total-fucking-annihilation type of scenario?

doing this would make iraq (and maybe vietnam) look like a giggly blooper reel

Debaser · 12-07-2007, 03:18 AM

ummmmm we'd first have to gather/draft some troops... most of them are currently occupied at the moment.

Tchocky · 12-07-2007, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Debaser

ummmmm we'd first have to gather/draft some troops... most of them are currently occupied at the moment.

Who needs troops when we could just nuke Iran? Turn that damned country into a gigantic crater! If that doesn't terrorize those damned Arabs into not being terrorists and make them lower their oil prices, then nothing will.

We have the power to fucking kill people...we just need to stop being pussies and take what is OURS!!

Starla · 12-09-2007, 08:51 AM

They'll just go in all nice and quiet with some FAE's and beehives, like the ones they used in gulf war I. Maybe white phos, again.

Gish08 · 12-09-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Debaser

ummmmm we'd first have to gather/draft some troops...

Fuck that. I'd rather go to jail than take orders from a bunch of neo-cons.

TuralyonW3 · 12-09-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Debaser

ummmmm we'd first have to gather/draft some troops... most of them are currently occupied at the moment.

the country would explode if there were a draft. man, mass riots, it would be crazy, and kind of awesome.

suncrashesdown · 12-09-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

the country would explode if there were a draft. man, mass riots, it would be crazy, and kind of awesome.

as convenient as organized society is, in the back of my mind, i am always wishing some society-breaking event like this would happen. maybe even something more intense, like a zombie apocalypse or nuclear holocaust. it feels like it would be the only "real" thing to happen in a while. maybe i'm just bored with my job

DeviousJ · 12-09-2007, 06:13 PM

Iran can actually fight back, unlike Iraq and Afghanistan. And look how well they're going!

exactlythesame · 12-09-2007, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by suncrashesdown

as convenient as organized society is, in the back of my mind, i am always wishing some society-breaking event like this would happen. maybe even something more intense, like a zombie apocalypse or nuclear holocaust. it feels like it would be the only "real" thing to happen in a while. maybe i'm just bored with my job

For real! I felt this way a few months ago, although I wonder if I really meant it.

Chuck=Zero · 12-10-2007, 12:08 AM

A strike against Iran wouldn't involve ground forces, at least not in the early stages. Considering that we'd be attacking Iran to thwart their nuclear ambitions, our military's first mission would be to destroy all of Iran's nuclear facilities, some of which are believed to be underground. It's believed that it would take hundreds of airstrikes using thousands of bunker-busting bombs to abbliterate these fortified underground facilities over the course of days and weeks. After that, who the fuck knows what would happen, it's been said many of the top military brass fear an invasion of Iran considering the not-so-ideal landscape of Iran, a country much larger and more mountainous than Afghanistan or Iraq.

Starla · 12-10-2007, 06:58 PM

Iran has the balls to say FU. And as crazy as Hugo Chavez is, it makes me all warm inside when he does nothing but put down the bush administration on his little television variety hour type shows.

BumbleBeeMouth · 12-10-2007, 07:43 PM

ah hawwo! We are fwom kowea!

BumbleBeeMouth · 12-10-2007, 07:43 PM

boom.

ChaosEffect · 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DeviousJ

Iran can actually fight back, unlike Iraq and Afghanistan. And look how well they're going!

Imagine trying to occupy that country.

Debaser · 12-10-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chuck=Zero

A strike against Iran wouldn't involve ground forces, at least not in the early stages. Considering that we'd be attacking Iran to thwart their nuclear ambitions, our military's first mission would be to destroy all of Iran's nuclear facilities, some of which are believed to be underground. It's believed that it would take hundreds of airstrikes using thousands of bunker-busting bombs to abbliterate these fortified underground facilities over the course of days and weeks. After that, who the fuck knows what would happen, it's been said many of the top military brass fear an invasion of Iran considering the not-so-ideal landscape of Iran, a country much larger and more mountainous than Afghanistan or Iraq.

Why do you act as if it's a foregone conclusion that Iran currently has a nuclear weapons program?

ChaosEffect · 12-10-2007, 07:59 PM

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Chuck=Zero · 12-10-2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Debaser

Why do you act as if it's a foregone conclusion that Iran currently has a nuclear weapons program?

Oh no, I don't believe they have 'em and I doubt more so now that they are developing them with the release of the lastest NIE. I wouldn't want to wage war with Iran even if they were indeed developing them now. I was just pointing out what the so-called "planners" had drawn up as the initial actions for a pre-emptive strike against Iran.

Debaser · 12-10-2007, 08:44 PM

Yeah I was thinking about that NIE when I asked.

monkeyfritters · 12-10-2007, 11:11 PM

this would be pretty awesome. iraq is getting stale.

Starla · 12-11-2007, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by suncrashesdown

as convenient as organized society is, in the back of my mind, i am always wishing some society-breaking event like this would happen. maybe even something more intense, like a zombie apocalypse or nuclear holocaust. it feels like it would be the only "real" thing to happen in a while. maybe i'm just bored with my job

Maybe Bush will allow some more "terrorists" to attack us again soon.

lucid_interval · 12-11-2007, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by suncrashesdown

maybe i'm just bored with my job

http://www.usarec.army.mil/1stbde/1kbn/Uncle%20Sam.jpe

TicalFSU · 12-11-2007, 05:32 PM

Russia and China would check us, http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/IJ26Ak06.html . Pretty much that.

Mariner · 12-11-2007, 06:52 PM

plus as i understand it most iranians are pretty cool and it would benefit the west's relationship with the muslim world to work around the stupid iranian government and do things that build up our credibility and reputation with the people.

ibepawpaw · 12-11-2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

the country would explode if there were a draft. man, mass riots, it would be crazy, and kind of awesome.

Why not make manatory military service for all 2 time convicted drug offenders. It would help empty our jails and put some crazy bastards in the MIddle East with the American peoples blessings. Bet illegal drug use and the crime it causes would go down too. ! Attack Iran with a million crackheads !, and who cares who dies !

ibepawpaw · 12-11-2007, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mariner

plus as i understand it most iranians are pretty cool and it would benefit the west's relationship with the muslim world to work around the stupid iranian government and do things that build up our credibility and reputation with the people.

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" Most Iranians are pretty cool".. damn... which ones, the Westernized and non muslims ? They don't have the balls to do anything about there own radical government. Why should we care about our reputation and credibility to a Terrorist State.. We are at war with this "religious" Islamic belief and there is nothing cool about any of the son of bitches. !

TuralyonW3 · 12-12-2007, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ibepawpaw

Why not make manatory military service for all 2 time convicted drug offenders. It would help empty our jails and put some crazy bastards in the MIddle East with the American peoples blessings. Bet illegal drug use and the crime it causes would go down too. ! Attack Iran with a million crackheads !, and who cares who dies !

or how about don't put drug offenders in jail in the first place.

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12-07-2007, 12:53 AM	#2
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Cup O Mercury to the thread, stat. EDIT: Wait, here's his likely response to your question before he has a chance to post it: http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/Images/WE12.jpg

12-07-2007, 01:01 AM	#3
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	thank god this is a separate forum.

12-07-2007, 01:12 AM	#4
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	sickbadthing is in al queda

12-07-2007, 03:18 AM	#6
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	ummmmm we'd first have to gather/draft some troops... most of them are currently occupied at the moment.

12-09-2007, 08:51 AM	#8
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	They'll just go in all nice and quiet with some FAE's and beehives, like the ones they used in gulf war I. Maybe white phos, again.

12-09-2007, 06:13 PM	#12
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Iran can actually fight back, unlike Iraq and Afghanistan. And look how well they're going!

12-10-2007, 12:08 AM	#14
Chuck=Zero Apocalyptic Poster Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 1,147	A strike against Iran wouldn't involve ground forces, at least not in the early stages. Considering that we'd be attacking Iran to thwart their nuclear ambitions, our military's first mission would be to destroy all of Iran's nuclear facilities, some of which are believed to be underground. It's believed that it would take hundreds of airstrikes using thousands of bunker-busting bombs to abbliterate these fortified underground facilities over the course of days and weeks. After that, who the fuck knows what would happen, it's been said many of the top military brass fear an invasion of Iran considering the not-so-ideal landscape of Iran, a country much larger and more mountainous than Afghanistan or Iraq.

12-10-2007, 06:58 PM	#15
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	Iran has the balls to say FU. And as crazy as Hugo Chavez is, it makes me all warm inside when he does nothing but put down the bush administration on his little television variety hour type shows.

12-10-2007, 07:43 PM	#16
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,381	ah hawwo! We are fwom kowea!

12-10-2007, 07:59 PM	#20
ChaosEffect Apocalyptic Poster Location: Rockin out over Endor Space Posts: 1,376	http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...s/area_map.jpg Tic Tac Toe Three in a Row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-10-2007, 08:44 PM	#22
Debaser ghost Location: @SactoMacto Posts: 12,201	Yeah I was thinking about that NIE when I asked.

12-10-2007, 11:11 PM	#23
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	this would be pretty awesome. iraq is getting stale.

12-11-2007, 05:32 PM	#26
TicalFSU When I travel to the Sun Posts: 458	Russia and China would check us, http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/IJ26Ak06.html . Pretty much that.

12-11-2007, 06:52 PM	#27
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	plus as i understand it most iranians are pretty cool and it would benefit the west's relationship with the muslim world to work around the stupid iranian government and do things that build up our credibility and reputation with the people.