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Old 12-06-2007, 02:11 AM   #1
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Default Lou Barlow goes on Omaha murder spree, kills self

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Old 12-06-2007, 02:12 AM   #2
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:14 AM   #3
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I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID CALIFORNIA ATTITUDE

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:14 AM   #4
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:15 AM   #5
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:20 AM   #6
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She described Hawkins as well-behaved, although "he had a lot of emotional problems, obviously."

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:10 AM   #7
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stephen hawkins?

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:12 AM   #8
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stephen hawkins?
Stephen Hawking, jerkass.

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:15 AM   #9
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do you think you've had more sex than stephen hawking? maybe you should try to mail him about your adventures with women

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:16 AM   #10
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i wonder if stephen hawking had sex in pubs

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:17 AM   #11
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i wonder if i had sex in pubs.



no, no im definetly sure i did not have sex in a pub

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:18 AM   #12
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man i thought you were serious. malls are too crowded for lou.

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:19 AM   #13
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hey julie wanna have sex in a bar?

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:19 AM   #14
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>:O

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:24 AM   #15
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hey julie wanna have sex in a bar?
where in the bar? on the bar? in a bathroom? in a booth? these are questions i need answered before i say yes.

(chris, please ignore this)

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:25 AM   #16
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in, on, female stall, public payphone booth

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:27 AM   #17
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okay. though it would have to be after the bar is closed and cleaned cuz i'm a germaphobe.

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:30 AM   #18
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sorry Chris

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:31 AM   #19
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it's this kind of talk that gets a man laid on the circuit

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:32 AM   #20
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he might have to come along. though if there's free beer he'll be good.

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:33 AM   #21
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orgy porgy pls?

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:33 AM   #22
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i for one would appreciate a detailed history of benjamin's sex life from start to finish


what has he been up to since that girl that he met at the bookstore? he's come back with his chest all puffed up so im guessing he has dutifully slugged his way through various significant works of literature and fooled around with a few good looking girls who were fans of the decembrists at the right time etc. the kind of things that would probably not fail to get me off this board

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:34 AM   #23
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it's this kind of talk that gets a man laid on the circuit
how come you cant get laid then?

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:34 AM   #24
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:34 AM   #25
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:35 AM   #26
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i'm not a man

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:36 AM   #27
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i'm not a man
and i am?

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:37 AM   #28
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my apologies. we can have sex at the theme park. on the log flume. get it?

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:37 AM   #29
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fishing for compliments. let's just say this much: you have the chiseled features of a man and the mental constitution of a man. both invaluable tools in bars.

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:37 AM   #30
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youre of typical intelligence and temperment, as such it' easy for you to make small talk in a bar, sprt of like a fish swimming in water. a man can understand swimming and consider himself superior to a fish but if what really makes him happy is swimming at the bottom of the ocean and breathing through gills, all his superiority and understanding still dont help him

 
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