advice please - Page 9

sppunk · 12-11-2007, 02:14 PM

You won't get the ring back ... there's no reason for her to give it away.

wHATcOLOR · 12-11-2007, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

I don't know, I'd at least like to see if I can fuck her one last time. knowhatimean?

lol

dean_r_koontz · 12-11-2007, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk

You won't get the ring back ... there's no reason for her to give it away.

this is interesting. on one hand, the law of bitch says that she wants to hurt tobys feelings as much as possible. if she gives back the ring, then that's a sign that she didn't appriciate it and that she doesn't want anything from him and that she's the adult one. on the other hand, the law of bitch also states that she should take the ring just to annoy him by screwing him on cash and of course egoism in itself plays a part.

twice · 12-11-2007, 02:36 PM

the law of bitch in a male head

GlasgowKiss · 12-11-2007, 02:40 PM

quick, where are your scissors glue pens and magazines

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-11-2007, 02:41 PM

+rep

dean_r_koontz · 12-11-2007, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twice

the law of bitch in a male head

bitch

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twice · 12-11-2007, 02:48 PM

aw how cute

dean_r_koontz · 12-11-2007, 02:51 PM

it's all the testosterone, i can't think straight. are you lactating as we speak?

twice · 12-11-2007, 02:52 PM

no but someday

twice · 12-11-2007, 02:53 PM

hopefully

dean_r_koontz · 12-11-2007, 02:55 PM

also your paintings are a clear product of a typical "female" mindset. that's why they suck. if you could just get out of the headspace that our current cultural climate has put you in, you might get a better result. a tip. stop lactating and thinking about flowers, do more painting.

twice · 12-11-2007, 02:57 PM

thanks hon

Shapan · 12-11-2007, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GlasgowKiss

quick, where are your scissors glue pens and magazines

Shapan · 12-11-2007, 02:59 PM

and i actually like twice's stuff but that was just too good

dean_r_koontz · 12-11-2007, 03:00 PM

pay close attention boys, here are two typical techniques of a real bitch:
demasculinisation (ie hon)
thinly vieled derigatory remarks about intellect (ie my opinions about bitches are caused by social preassure, not an examination of reality)

twice · 12-11-2007, 03:08 PM

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14...Picture660.jpg

dean_r_koontz · 12-11-2007, 03:09 PM

demasculinisation. yeah you get a hang of it soon.

FutureBoy · 12-11-2007, 05:40 PM

Good read. Im sure it sucked Tobes, but better now than later and all that stuff everyone else already said.

Nimrod's Son · 12-11-2007, 05:53 PM

derigatory

Geek USA · 12-11-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

if Kiley had a beard like that, i couldnt tell the 2 apart

i was thinking the same thing.

lol.

Toby · 12-18-2007, 04:47 PM

i got the ring back btw; she dropped if off while i wasn't home last friday.

sppunk · 12-18-2007, 04:48 PM

Wow, what a dumb bitch.

AndySlash · 12-18-2007, 04:50 PM

everything going OK Tobes?

Toby · 12-18-2007, 04:56 PM

I'm doing just fine, thank you very much.

When I came home and saw that she had just left my stuff without calling and telling me she was coming over I called her up and went off on her. I got a lot of shit off my chest and ended the call with, "you are a dumb bitch and won't ever be happy because you expect too much from people."

She started crying and hung up.

I went out that night looking fine as a motherfucker. I had chicks telling me how hot I looked all night long, but sadly I didn't end up come home with anyone. We stayed at the party so long that all the women that were left were BEASTS.

But yeah, I am fine, I think I finally got my closure and I haven't even really thought about her since friday....I did get kinda sad this morning on the way home from work, but it was gone before I knew it.

Everything is going to be OK.

wHATcOLOR · 12-18-2007, 04:56 PM

yeah how are you doing man?

edit: i'm a little slow on the posting today

TuralyonW3 · 12-18-2007, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

I'm doing just fine, thank you very much.

When I came home and saw that she had just left my stuff without calling and telling me she was coming over I called her up and went off on her. I got a lot of shit off my chest and ended the call with, "you are a dumb bitch and won't ever be happy because you expect too much from people."

She started crying and hung up.

I went out that night looking fine as motherfucker. I had chicks telling me how hot I looked all night long, but sadly I didn't end up come home with anyone. We stayed at the party so long that all the women that were left were BEASTS.

But yeah, I am fine, I think I finally got my closure and I haven't even really thought about her since friday....I did get kinda sad this morning on the way home from work, but it was gone before I knew it.

Everything is going to be OK.

http://www.conelrad.com/duckandcover...cdlogo_400.gif

Toby · 12-18-2007, 05:01 PM

Now my next question is:

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS RING?

I am still making payments on the sucker haha.

I should have paid for it in full, but the bitch talked me into opening an account and saving my money. I should have known better

bardy · 12-18-2007, 05:05 PM

um you can sell it back

Toby · 12-18-2007, 05:07 PM

F'real?

I didn't really look into it before since I never expected her to do this to me, but whatev.

12-11-2007, 02:14 PM	#241
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	You won't get the ring back ... there's no reason for her to give it away.

12-11-2007, 02:36 PM	#244
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	the law of bitch in a male head

12-11-2007, 02:40 PM	#245
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	quick, where are your scissors glue pens and magazines

12-11-2007, 02:41 PM	#246
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	+rep

12-11-2007, 02:48 PM	#248
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	aw how cute

12-11-2007, 02:51 PM	#249
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	it's all the testosterone, i can't think straight. are you lactating as we speak?

12-11-2007, 02:52 PM	#250
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	no but someday

12-11-2007, 02:53 PM	#251
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	hopefully

12-11-2007, 02:55 PM	#252
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	also your paintings are a clear product of a typical "female" mindset. that's why they suck. if you could just get out of the headspace that our current cultural climate has put you in, you might get a better result. a tip. stop lactating and thinking about flowers, do more painting.

12-11-2007, 02:57 PM	#253
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	thanks hon

12-11-2007, 02:59 PM	#255
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	and i actually like twice's stuff but that was just too good

12-11-2007, 03:00 PM	#256
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	pay close attention boys, here are two typical techniques of a real bitch: demasculinisation (ie hon) thinly vieled derigatory remarks about intellect (ie my opinions about bitches are caused by social preassure, not an examination of reality)

12-11-2007, 03:08 PM	#257
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14...Picture660.jpg

12-11-2007, 03:09 PM	#258
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	demasculinisation. yeah you get a hang of it soon.

12-11-2007, 05:40 PM	#259
FutureBoy Ownz Location: Owning Posts: 600	Good read. Im sure it sucked Tobes, but better now than later and all that stuff everyone else already said.

12-11-2007, 05:53 PM	#260
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	derigatory

12-18-2007, 04:47 PM	#262
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	i got the ring back btw; she dropped if off while i wasn't home last friday.

12-18-2007, 04:48 PM	#263
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Wow, what a dumb bitch.

12-18-2007, 04:50 PM	#264
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	everything going OK Tobes?

12-18-2007, 04:56 PM	#265
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I'm doing just fine, thank you very much. When I came home and saw that she had just left my stuff without calling and telling me she was coming over I called her up and went off on her. I got a lot of shit off my chest and ended the call with, "you are a dumb bitch and won't ever be happy because you expect too much from people." She started crying and hung up. I went out that night looking fine as a motherfucker. I had chicks telling me how hot I looked all night long, but sadly I didn't end up come home with anyone. We stayed at the party so long that all the women that were left were BEASTS. But yeah, I am fine, I think I finally got my closure and I haven't even really thought about her since friday....I did get kinda sad this morning on the way home from work, but it was gone before I knew it. Everything is going to be OK.

12-18-2007, 04:56 PM	#266
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	yeah how are you doing man? edit: i'm a little slow on the posting today

12-18-2007, 05:01 PM	#268
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	Now my next question is: WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS RING? I am still making payments on the sucker haha. I should have paid for it in full, but the bitch talked me into opening an account and saving my money. I should have known better

12-18-2007, 05:05 PM	#269
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	um you can sell it back

12-18-2007, 05:07 PM	#270
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	F'real? I didn't really look into it before since I never expected her to do this to me, but whatev.