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Old 12-05-2007, 01:20 AM   #1
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Default someone buy me a laptop for christmas

if you need my address i can pm you

in return, i will send you a funny card like one of those hallmark ones that say "SORRY YOU HAVE TERMINAL CANCER ANGELS BE WITH U"

i will accept an xbox360 as well

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:23 AM   #2
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ill get you the 180 dollar laptop if you can prove you are african by doing jenkem.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:31 AM   #3
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ugh.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:32 AM   #4
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guys im scared.


i farted blood.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:32 AM   #5
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no kidding.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:33 AM   #6
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i want this too:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...XL._SS400_.jpg

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:36 AM   #7
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weird, i was just looking at portable media players on amazon.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:40 AM   #8
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i really, really want a laptop, but i'm gonna have to wait at least 3 months.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 03:40 AM   #9
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sickbadthing,

Send me your address and I will guarantee a Christmas gift you won't soon forget.

Love,
Warsaw

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 03:41 AM   #10
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i really, really want a laptop, but i'm gonna have to wait at least 3 months.
Did you talk to your company about it?

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 03:42 AM   #11
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sickbadthing,

Send me your address and I will guarantee a Christmas gift you won't soon forget.

Love,
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I think you would send this.

http://www.poopprank.com/

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:01 AM   #12
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I think you would send this.

http://www.poopprank.com/
http://www.poopprank.com/dogpooping.gif

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:03 AM   #13
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AWWWW YEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:06 AM   #14
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Did you talk to your company about it?
yeah.

i gotta wait three months, i think.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:12 AM   #15
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Why the long wait?

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:55 AM   #16
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i think it may have something to do with how i still have a certain amount due on my car (my loan is through the Credit Union at work).

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:25 PM   #17
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Send me your address and I will guarantee a Christmas gift you won't soon forget.

Love,
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SBT,

Please send your address again...I didn't get the pm for some reason.

Love,
Poo Dong

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:42 PM   #18
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And I thought Bardy would come to my rescue.

Sorry Warsaw, dogshit in a box is not a laptop.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:45 PM   #19
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And I thought Bardy would come to my rescue.

Sorry Warsaw, dogshit in a box is not a laptop.
I wouldn't do that to you.

 
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:48 PM   #20
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i think my mom is getting me a laptop for christmas. she mentioned it but i dont know if i want one.

 
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:37 PM   #21
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weird, i was just looking at portable media players on amazon.
no, that's not wierd at all, toots










also sbt, i just bought myself one for christmas. you can share as long as you promise to meet and/or exceed certain quotas relating to the usage of pornographic web services.

 
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