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[monkeyfritters]

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

He was pulling the poon hand over fist.

@ wording

[Ol' Couch Ass]

Oh it was no mistake fritters....girls were so into him they were literally throwing themselves at him for the fisting.

[monkeyfritters]

a fist in every honeypot.

[Toby]

Me and my buddy are looking at some houses this weekend and are going to have an old skool night out...I want to be able to enjoy myself, but I know it is going to be a long bumpy road.


oh and julie, fuck off.

[Ol' Couch Ass]

Go out and have fun man... just make sure you have a ride because I'm sure you will end up hammered. Anytime you think about the ex masturbate and then punch yourself in the balls. Eventually you will build a horrible association and stop thinking about her all together.

[Trotskilicious]

it sounds like he's been having fun at the shake joint the whole time

[Toby]

Shake joint here I come!!!!!!!

[Ol' Couch Ass]

I can understand where he is coming from. Run towards the forbidden fruit once the gatekeeper is gone.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Toby

Her dad came up to my work today and told me to stop calling, texting and driving by. They already cancelled everything and I need to be out of the house by the 15th.

isn't that the house that you bought?

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Toby

I hate to say it, but Jerome was right all this time.

I'll never dismiss his comments ever again.

you told me i had no idea what i was talking about and that i should mind my own beeswax

[ravenguy2000]

Originally Posted by Toby

Her dad came up to my work today and told me to stop calling, texting and driving by.

Aww, daddy came to save the day!

[sppunk]

Not much to say except good. You're free of a crazy chick, congratulations.

[JokeyLoki]

Originally Posted by Toby

we got in a fight about dog food and i embarassed her in walmart. then we came home and she packed her suitcase and left.

I've heard of some dumb reasons to break off an engagement, but this takes the cake.

[JokeyLoki]

Originally Posted by obscured01

You deserve better Toby, and I'm so sorry

[aurel]

I feel for you Toby. Can’t be easy. One thing you need to evaluate for the future is why you didn’t see this coming. That was seriously low sending the dad. Here’s to your future without the psycho hose-beast.

[D.]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

you told me i had no idea what i was talking about and that i should mind my own beeswax

people who still use the term beeswax are awesome.

[shannon]

i'm so sorry tobes

not to reiterate what everyone eles is saying, but it seems like you will be better off

[monkeyfritters]

well it's not even a half hearted consollation in this case... toby is truly better off without this crazy idiot.

[Toby]

I have had a lot of time to think and it really is probably for the best. We had a lot of problems, but I was always willing to work them out and move on. She just wasn't strong enough and I just couldn't give her what she truly desired (perfection)

[Ol' Couch Ass]

She will end up divorced within 5 years. At that point she will try to come crawling back and you'll realize you were better off.

[Toby]

I doubt she'll ever be happy, I mean if I wasn't able to make her happy, who else possibly can?

Also the words that have been echoing is that she just couldn't control me and that was the last straw.

I hate this because I did so much for her. I supported her while she took nursing school full-time and never bitched about her not working or anything.

[monkeyfritters]

get your dad to go tell her she's a bitch.

[monkeyfritters]

and get back your dog.

[Toby]

lol!

thankfully suzie was back here the next day.

[Nimrod's Son]

Tobes, didn't you buy that house? Or were you renting? Either way why are the parents able to throw you out? Also steal your fucking dog back. That's vindictive that she took him

[Shapan]

Originally Posted by Toby

I doubt she'll ever be happy, I mean if I wasn't able to make her happy, who else possibly can?

Also the words that have been echoing is that she just couldn't control me and that was the last straw.

I hate this because I did so much for her. I supported her while she took nursing school full-time and never bitched about her not working or anything.

seriously, this is whats most annoying about the entire thing. maybe it's just because ive been seeing it through your perspective, but it feels like you've tried so fucking hard to make this bitch happy but she just doesnt give a fuck.

she can fuck off, you can do better.

[Toby]

Suzie is back in my loving arms....she was in her cage when I returned home on Sunday night. I probably would be a fucking wreck if I was stuck here all alone.

Nimmy, we were renting the house, but her mom co-signed the lease and her mom told my mom last night that they didn't have room for her at thier place so she needed to stay here. I really don't see how that is fair at all considering (1) I have paid every months rent for the last 10 months and paid the security deposit etc and (2) I don't have family or friends that I can just run to. My folks live 3 hours east of here and my one and only friend left in memphis lives with his parents. But, whatever, me and him are looking at places this weekend, I don't really want to stay here after this is all over with, it would be too painful I think.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Shapan

seriously, this is whats most annoying about the entire thing. maybe it's just because ive been seeing it through your perspective, but it feels like you've tried so fucking hard to make this bitch happy but she just doesnt give a fuck.

she can fuck off, you can do better.

I think maybe it is time I date a netphorian.

Any takers?

[Shapan]

find the girl in your avatar

[Elvis The Fat Years]

get some of that money back.