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Old 11-29-2007, 06:45 PM   #1
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Default What other animals are monogamous like us?

whales?

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 06:45 PM   #2
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swans and lobsters i think

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 06:46 PM   #3
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humans aren't monogamous

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:26 PM   #4
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albatrosses are fiercely monogamous

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:28 PM   #5
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How about dragons and peaches

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:29 PM   #6
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the mayday mates for life and sucks the soul out of its mate over 45 years

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:30 PM   #7
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:31 PM   #8
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i think penguins are monogamous. avocado trees need mates too.

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:35 PM   #9
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humans are monnogamous from a biological standpoint, aren't they? you don't see too many dudes wandering around with harems.

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:35 PM   #10
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humans are monnogamous from a biological standpoint, aren't they? you don't see too many dudes wandering around with harems.
Yeah, thank religion.

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:36 PM   #11
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you hear that abraham. i fucking called you out

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:38 PM   #12
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Yeah, thank religion.
well without monogamy, there would be lots of losery dudes with no one to mate with!

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:38 PM   #13
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well without monogamy, there would be lots of losery dudes with no one to mate with!
ooo nice

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:54 PM   #14
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according to my field research: bald eagles, prairie voles, black vultures, whooping cranes, shingleback skinks and yes, dragons

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 07:56 PM   #15
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i think penguins are monogamous.
Yep, didn't you watch March of the Penguins?

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:00 PM   #16
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oh god. dragon porn.

http://www.pornotopia.com/htmlfiles/...bea014_8x6.jpg

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:02 PM   #17
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swans

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:02 PM   #18
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oh god. dragon porn.

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Old 11-29-2007, 08:03 PM   #19
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that's why i only have one of those... ugh

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:20 PM   #20
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pigeons

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:23 PM   #21
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the mayday mates for life and sucks the soul out of its mate over 45 years
hey mayday does not suck the soul out of her mate! She worships it and loves it

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:30 PM   #22
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hey mayday does not suck the soul out of her mate! She worships it and loves it
and it rubs the lotion on its skin

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:39 PM   #23
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sure that sounds good

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:41 PM   #24
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hahahahahaha this thread just got awesome

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:47 PM   #25
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humans are monnogamous from a biological standpoint, aren't they? you don't see too many dudes wandering around with harems.
six billion people on the earth - i highly doubt that's from monogamy.

also, from what i've read in early evolution, no. we had to spread our seed to survive.

and to this day, that ambition hasn't died off.

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:48 PM   #26
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and just like that, we're back to the same ol' same ol'.

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:49 PM   #27
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six billion people on the earth - i highly doubt that's from monogamy.

also, from what i've read in early evolution, no. we had to spread our seed to survive.

and to this day, that ambition hasn't died off.
humans have not always been monogamous, that is known. really powerful dudes would monopolize all the women. but that doesn't happen on nearly as great of a scale anymore. if you're talking in general biological terms, monogamy is the closest you can get to describe our mating system. at least i think so. someone correct me if i'm wrong.

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:53 PM   #28
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humans have not always been monogamous, that is known. really powerful dudes would monopolize all the women. but that doesn't happen on nearly as great of a scale anymore. if you're talking in general biological terms, monogamy is the closest you can get to describe our mating system. at least i think so. someone correct me if i'm wrong.

yeah i agree the majority of us are this way.

plus the dictionary says a few definitions including one that says that it means that you are with only one mate "at a time". so i guess that means even if you divorce (God forbid) and you get a new mate that mate becomes your mate for life (hopefully)

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:54 PM   #29
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sure that sounds good
I bet you prefer the hose.

 
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:54 PM   #30
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the hose for what? i water the plants with a hose. i wash the dog with a hose? what about a hose?

 
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