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11-21-2007, 03:58 AM

here is why you don't do the wtf report

i feel this is entirely reasonable, but i don't want anyone i might potentially date to know that about me right of the bat

11-21-2007, 04:07 AM

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You've made it big and now you're going to give a big donation to a charity. Which of these is more likely:
I'd donate anonymously
I want press coverage and a building renamed!
Actually, I'd keep the money for myself

I had to skip this one thanks to Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's impossible to answer. neopryn knows what i'm talking about.

Warsaw · 11-21-2007, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graveflower

sadly warsaw has showed up in my stalker list more than any girl

Mouths of Babes · 11-21-2007, 04:11 AM

Can't you just pick "charity" and know in your mind you'd contrive a way of putting it in a scam charity of your own? You could always decide later if you're going to let the date in on the plan.

Eulogy · 11-21-2007, 04:13 AM

man you guys made me so curious

my #1 match is

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=rearwindow730

Eulogy · 11-21-2007, 04:20 AM

that was with an age limit of 24 though

this 25-year-old douchebag is a better match, supposedly:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=FierceEyes

11-21-2007, 04:22 AM

your matches dont really mean anything until youve answered like 500 questions honestly

even then
ive been staying up late as shit the last few days with nothing going on and this one girl went from a 79% to 85% match and i had already answered over 1400 and now i'm at 1600

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 04:33 AM

Quote:

ould you consider having sex in a graveyard?
Yes, anything goes.
Yes, but only with the living.
No.

this question is loaded since i answered yes but only with the living but it's not important to me and not a sexual fantasy but my partner's answer is incredibly important since I don't want to hook up with anyone that answers Yes, anything goes.

11-21-2007, 04:35 AM

it's stupid because i know okcupid is supposed to be all alternative and shit, but shouldn't it just be assumed "only with the living"

you know?

01:51 AM

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Would you like to have someone strap on a dildo and put it inside you?

For my partner, I would certainly argue that it was pointless.

Warsaw · 11-21-2007, 04:55 AM

Eulogy · 11-21-2007, 04:59 AM

uh, i think it's because he has a penis

you sure are on a roll tonight

Warsaw · 11-21-2007, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetus pizza

(he eats with his mouth)

O RLY?

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 05:03 AM

holy shit kristin you are a monster retard jesus christ

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 05:43 AM

It's ok. It just reminds everyone what a colossal retard you are. You got 100% fail at being witty.

Kahlo · 11-21-2007, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetus pizza

eulogy might have something to say about it once he familiarizes himself with the forests of europe.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetus pizza

i do suck at being funny online

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetus pizza

i do suck at being funny online. i think a lot of it has to do with delivery. i'm an in person...type of person.

yeah right, you probably are the company you keep. That is: dumb.

Shapan · 11-21-2007, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

she looks like the chick from Scrubs

yeah i thought the same thing

it probably isnt, but somehow i hope that entire look away from camera as if unaware was unintentional.

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 06:15 AM

as far as you mean about being likable that was when I was nice to you, and that ended up biting me on the ass. You're a pretty huge bitch, Kristin and not even in a good way.

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 06:17 AM

yeah you're wide awake at 5am because you're lonely and you can't live with what a fucking cunt you are

lets not split hairs here

i get really sick of how you pretend to be something you are not.

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 06:21 AM

ok kid, just keep acting like your unappealing personality here is a total disconnect from what you are elsewhere

you know when i tell my friends and co-workers, "Shut the fuck up or I'll kill you" they usually laugh because I don't mean it. Which isn't that much different from here.

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 06:22 AM

i bet he won't click on a single one of your posts since we are ruining his thread

Shapan · 11-21-2007, 06:32 AM

kristin just stop replying

this isnt an insult to you or anything but you're talking about taking shit too seriously but you're just prolonging this flame war in a thread that was perfectly fine without it

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 06:32 AM

how do stupid people figure out how to use a computer

it's always quite surprising to me

11-21-2007, 06:44 AM

this page sucks
time to log into my alt.com account for new material

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Dont like to read unless I have too!

I love how often this comes up and there's usually unforgivable spelling errors when they confess that BUX R BORING

GlasgowKiss · 11-21-2007, 08:56 AM

Ah fuck, if id known i could have found some strapon bitch online for free i would have held off being so goddamn charming in person.

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 09:05 AM

I'm not charming in person. Thank god for the internet.

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 09:06 AM

this girl is 89% enemy, 0% match, 0% friends

Wooosh.

11-21-2007, 03:58 AM	#211
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11-21-2007, 04:36 AM	#220
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11-21-2007, 04:11 AM	#214
Mouths of Babes Ownz Posts: 506	Can't you just pick "charity" and know in your mind you'd contrive a way of putting it in a scam charity of your own? You could always decide later if you're going to let the date in on the plan.

11-21-2007, 04:13 AM	#215
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	man you guys made me so curious my #1 match is http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=rearwindow730

11-21-2007, 04:20 AM	#216
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	that was with an age limit of 24 though this 25-year-old douchebag is a better match, supposedly: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=FierceEyes

11-21-2007, 04:22 AM	#217
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	your matches dont really mean anything until youve answered like 500 questions honestly even then ive been staying up late as shit the last few days with nothing going on and this one girl went from a 79% to 85% match and i had already answered over 1400 and now i'm at 1600

11-21-2007, 04:35 AM	#219
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	it's stupid because i know okcupid is supposed to be all alternative and shit, but shouldn't it just be assumed "only with the living" you know?

11-21-2007, 04:55 AM	#222
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446

11-21-2007, 04:59 AM	#223
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	uh, i think it's because he has a penis you sure are on a roll tonight

11-21-2007, 05:03 AM	#225
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	holy shit kristin you are a monster retard jesus christ

11-21-2007, 05:43 AM	#226
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	It's ok. It just reminds everyone what a colossal retard you are. You got 100% fail at being witty.

11-21-2007, 06:15 AM	#230
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	as far as you mean about being likable that was when I was nice to you, and that ended up biting me on the ass. You're a pretty huge bitch, Kristin and not even in a good way.

11-21-2007, 06:17 AM	#231
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	yeah you're wide awake at 5am because you're lonely and you can't live with what a fucking cunt you are lets not split hairs here i get really sick of how you pretend to be something you are not.

11-21-2007, 06:21 AM	#232
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	ok kid, just keep acting like your unappealing personality here is a total disconnect from what you are elsewhere you know when i tell my friends and co-workers, "Shut the fuck up or I'll kill you" they usually laugh because I don't mean it. Which isn't that much different from here.

11-21-2007, 06:22 AM	#233
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i bet he won't click on a single one of your posts since we are ruining his thread

11-21-2007, 06:32 AM	#234
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	kristin just stop replying this isnt an insult to you or anything but you're talking about taking shit too seriously but you're just prolonging this flame war in a thread that was perfectly fine without it

11-21-2007, 06:32 AM	#235
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	how do stupid people figure out how to use a computer it's always quite surprising to me

11-21-2007, 06:44 AM	#236
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	this page sucks time to log into my alt.com account for new material

11-21-2007, 08:56 AM	#238
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	Ah fuck, if id known i could have found some strapon bitch online for free i would have held off being so goddamn charming in person.

11-21-2007, 09:05 AM	#239
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	I'm not charming in person. Thank god for the internet.

11-21-2007, 09:06 AM	#240
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	this girl is 89% enemy, 0% match, 0% friends Wooosh.