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Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 03:03 AM

well say you thought it was a one night stand and she called you up a week later desperately needing your cock, would you answer the call and say yes and would you start dating?

Warsaw · 11-21-2007, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

i got 54% on the MatchMe test i took with bardy

41%

yo soy el mejor · 11-21-2007, 03:05 AM

i tried to make an account with the email gayman@yahoo but it said it wasnt convinved i was human

11-21-2007, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

well say you thought it was a one night stand and she called you up a week later desperately needing your cock, would you answer the call and say yes and would you start dating?

i get it, it just bothers me
if i started dating her the term "one-night stand" is completely erased
she then no longer was ever a one-night stand

...i sound like one of these assholes who questions the logic in time travel movies and obsesses over it. nevermind.

neopryn · 11-21-2007, 03:08 AM

I can't get past the signup essay.

Warsaw · 11-21-2007, 03:10 AM

Nasty.

0% Match, 0% Friend, 91% Enemy

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=madredhead

11-21-2007, 03:11 AM

pro-tip: just spam characters to make it long enough at first

dahsiocasndifoahsdfisahdoisahdsa etc
thats what i do until im bored enough to fill them out which usually occurs at a max of two hours later

D. · 11-21-2007, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by neopryn

I can't get past the signup essay.

yeah i think i tried eharmony or something one time and after question 10023, i was like, fuck it let's party

yo soy el mejor · 11-21-2007, 03:15 AM

how do i begin a match test? wtf

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Warsaw

Nasty.

0% Match, 0% Friend, 91% Enemy

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=madredhead

83% enemy

Quote:

I'm really good at
Driving other people insane! Well why not? I've been crazy for years so why shouldn't I drag everyone else down there as well!

I really wonder if anyone ever speaks to her. 54 years old and she posts this:

Quote:

You should message me if
ur man enuf! lmfao so many have fallen at the first hirdle! bring on the REAL MEN!!!!

Alone forever.

Warsaw · 11-21-2007, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

how do i begin a match test? wtf

Go to "tests taken" on their profile and it is the first option.

Take her MatchMe Test! It's auto-generated as she answers questions, and it's different every time. Try it out!

yo soy el mejor · 11-21-2007, 03:17 AM

oh i got it. bardy and i are a 75% match

Warsaw · 11-21-2007, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

83% enemy

Alone forever.

neopryn · 11-21-2007, 03:19 AM

this is tough because all of the questions that mention love, sex, or relationships make me uncomfortable and i skip them

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 03:24 AM

neopryn you need to get in touch with your sexuality. or get some therapy or something.

neopryn · 11-21-2007, 03:26 AM

"Would you consider role-playing a rape fantasy?" what the fuck

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 03:27 AM

well say no if it bothers you

Warsaw · 11-21-2007, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by neopryn

"Would you consider role-playing a rape fantasy?" what the fuck

As long as you don't fall for that WTF report, nobody will ever see your answers. And I believe you can go back and change them later.

neopryn · 11-21-2007, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

neopryn you need to get in touch with your sexuality. or get some therapy or something.

you don't feel a little uncomfortable answering hypothetical sex questions as a virgin?

i mean how am i supposed to know

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 03:29 AM

i dunno i'm a virgin and i do think about sex and what i want to do and who i want to do it with

11-21-2007, 03:34 AM

neopryn just answer them and lets see how compatible you and i are

11-21-2007, 03:35 AM

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=BEAUTYNODOUBT
0% Match, 0% Friend, 93% Enemy

neopryn · 11-21-2007, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

neopryn just answer them and lets see how compatible you and i are

i dunno how to do that. my name's FDBluth, i've only answered 46 so far though.

11-21-2007, 03:40 AM

71% Match, 79% Friend, 0% Enemy

11-21-2007, 03:41 AM

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My self-summary
Miserable misanthrope.

see so am i but you might not want to open your dating site profile with that one, you know?

neopryn · 03:51 AM

haha

so anyone who looks at your profile is a "stalker?" that's not very nice.

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graveflower

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=BEAUTYNODOUBT
0% Match, 0% Friend, 93% Enemy

BOOKS WHAT R BOOKS LOL

11-21-2007, 03:51 AM

See now here is a question I just had to skip
(full text [crop idiot] is "important for a mate")

it's like i'm a hypocrite either way

11-21-2007, 03:53 AM

sadly warsaw has showed up in my stalker list more than any girl

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 03:55 AM

i'd skip that question, too

11-21-2007, 03:41 AM	#206
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	haha so anyone who looks at your profile is a "stalker?" that's not very nice. Last edited by neopryn : 11-21-2007 at 03:51 AM.

11-21-2007, 03:51 AM	#208
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	See now here is a question I just had to skip (full text [crop idiot] is "important for a mate") it's like i'm a hypocrite either way Attached Thumbnails

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11-21-2007, 03:03 AM	#181
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	well say you thought it was a one night stand and she called you up a week later desperately needing your cock, would you answer the call and say yes and would you start dating?

11-21-2007, 03:05 AM	#183
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i tried to make an account with the email gayman@yahoo but it said it wasnt convinved i was human

11-21-2007, 03:08 AM	#185
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	I can't get past the signup essay.

11-21-2007, 03:10 AM	#186
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	Nasty. 0% Match, 0% Friend, 91% Enemy http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=madredhead

11-21-2007, 03:11 AM	#187
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	pro-tip: just spam characters to make it long enough at first dahsiocasndifoahsdfisahdoisahdsa etc thats what i do until im bored enough to fill them out which usually occurs at a max of two hours later

11-21-2007, 03:15 AM	#189
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	how do i begin a match test? wtf

11-21-2007, 03:17 AM	#192
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	oh i got it. bardy and i are a 75% match

11-21-2007, 03:19 AM	#194
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	this is tough because all of the questions that mention love, sex, or relationships make me uncomfortable and i skip them

11-21-2007, 03:24 AM	#195
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	neopryn you need to get in touch with your sexuality. or get some therapy or something.

11-21-2007, 03:26 AM	#196
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	"Would you consider role-playing a rape fantasy?" what the fuck

11-21-2007, 03:27 AM	#197
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	well say no if it bothers you

11-21-2007, 03:29 AM	#200
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i dunno i'm a virgin and i do think about sex and what i want to do and who i want to do it with

11-21-2007, 03:34 AM	#201
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	neopryn just answer them and lets see how compatible you and i are

11-21-2007, 03:35 AM	#202
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=BEAUTYNODOUBT 0% Match, 0% Friend, 93% Enemy

11-21-2007, 03:40 AM	#204
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	71% Match, 79% Friend, 0% Enemy

11-21-2007, 03:53 AM	#209
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	sadly warsaw has showed up in my stalker list more than any girl

11-21-2007, 03:55 AM	#210
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i'd skip that question, too