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Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 05:28 AM

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SexyPrincess_07 - 21 | F | San Antonio, Texas, United States (0 miles)
12% Match | 0% Friend | 47% Enemy

I'M A FUN AND OUTGOING GIRL WHO LIKES TO HANG OUT AND HAVE FUN. I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS. I LOVE TO JOKE AROUND AND LIKE ANYONE WHO CAN HANDLE IT.I'M CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED DUE TO A MERGE BUT I'M TAKING THIS TIME TO JUST RELAX AND FIND SOMETHING I REALLY ENJOY. I RARELY LIKE TO BE AT...

all caps is definitely more than 47% my enemy.

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51% Enemy

I don't really read books. They make me fall asleep.

America. Fuck yeah.

Mouths of Babes · 11-20-2007, 05:37 AM

Yes, I would. Which is probably why I did.

BlissedandGone2 · 11-20-2007, 05:56 AM

out of curiosity how many netphorians use onling dating websites do you think?

Ghetto_Squirrel · 11-20-2007, 05:58 AM

Does Netphoria count as an online dating website?

Ghetto_Squirrel · 11-20-2007, 06:13 AM

At the end of the day, aren't Netphoria and OkCupid both virtual spaces where e-lamesters such as the ones on display here can wallow around in their own abjection as if they're little lovelorn mice stuck to glue traps... Maybe?

I guess the obvious difference is that OkCupid evidently has personality quizzes.

BlissedandGone2 · 11-20-2007, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghetto_Squirrel

I guess the obvious difference is that OkCupid evidently has personality quizzes.

it would be pretty funny if there was a mandatory netphoria personality quiz and we could see who matched up.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 11-20-2007, 06:19 AM

That's only if you donate to the server.

11-20-2007, 06:32 AM

i hope you arent under the delusion that you arent an "e-lamseter" ghetto

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 07:07 AM

yeah really, this guy is really full of shit. it's nice to see he hasn't really changed though. I hated him then, i hate him now.

aurel · 11-20-2007, 09:22 AM

Great thread. Sorry to hear about the break up Sean. *hug*

celluloid_love · 11-20-2007, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

is that kahlo.

ravenguy2000 · 11-20-2007, 10:00 AM

I had this really scary looking guy as my #1 match on okcupid for a long time. He lived in Singapore and in his pic he had on a black tutu and he was there with his female, very obese "spirit partner." I can't find him again though, it was pretty awesome.

beef curtains · 11-20-2007, 12:13 PM

If the Paul Hem thing happened last year, then this is definitely the best thread of 2007.

And I know I'm opening myself up to ridicule, but eat a bag of dick all of you. I met my husband on OKCupid

Eulogy · 11-20-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by beef curtains

If the Paul Hem thing happened last year, then this is definitely the best thread of 2007.

And I know I'm opening myself up to ridicule, but eat a bag of dick all of you. I met my husband on OKCupid

y'know, i used to think this was really weird, but it's not much different than meeting someone in a bar/class/grocery store. except you know you have some things in common to begin with i guess.

neopryn · 11-20-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

Not kidding. She's great. I read her profile and got all

_

over everything other than the part where she says Gummo is one of her favorite movies.

she looks like the chick from Scrubs

Ghetto_Squirrel · 11-20-2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

i hope you arent under the delusion that you arent an "e-lamseter" ghetto

I am e-lamester to the core.

severin · 11-20-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by beef curtains

If the Paul Hem thing happened last year, then this is definitely the best thread of 2007.

And I know I'm opening myself up to ridicule, but eat a bag of dick all of you. I met my husband on OKCupid

well, i met my most-likely-wife-to-be on a similar site...online dating can work out!

Nimrod's Son · 11-20-2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by severin

well, i met my most-likely-wife-to-be on a similar site...online dating can work out!

i have met plenty of sluts online

all hail the internet

Mo · 11-20-2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by severin

my most-likely-wife-to-be

wHATcOLOR · 11-20-2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i have met plenty of sluts online

all hail the internet

heheh

Nimrod's Son · 11-20-2007, 02:20 PM

what i like about meeting chicks online is that you can easily get a bead on what they want to hear, and then simply tell them that. also you can get all of your initial conversations out of the way via email, and can be conversing with a number of them at once instead of wasting your time on the phone or buying them drinks and dinner. that way when you actually do meet up, she's comfortable already and you haven't had to spend a dime, and the legs spread a lot easier. it's win-win all around.

wHATcOLOR · 11-20-2007, 02:22 PM

"you scoundrel! how dare you"

Thaniel Buckner · 11-20-2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

what i like about meeting chicks online is that you can easily get a bead on what they want to hear, and then simply tell them that. also you can get all of your initial conversations out of the way via email, and can be conversing with a number of them at once instead of wasting your time on the phone or buying them drinks and dinner. that way when you actually do meet up, she's comfortable already and you haven't had to spend a dime, and the legs spread a lot easier. it's win-win all around.

truth. i might still be a virgin if it wasn't for the internet.

ensoul* · 11-20-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by severin

most-likely-wife-to-be

your austrian is showing

Debaser · 11-20-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

Not kidding. She's great. I read her profile and got all

_

over everything other than the part where she says Gummo is one of her favorite movies.

I have that same radiohead poster.

??? · 11-20-2007, 06:35 PM

sean you should absolutely go for the bookish girl on page 2. come on man.

Trotskilicious · 11-21-2007, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Thaniel Buckner

truth. i might still be a virgin if it wasn't for the internet.

even i met a girl on okcupid already, and I registered last night. she had her own custom compatability quiz and I have the high score.

although i noted with some hilarity that someone had a 60% match with me after 25 questions and is now 6% and 58% enemy after 33. I guess all those questions that have to do with Jesus and racism were the dealbreaker.

01:54 AM

i hate the questions
somehow i have a "More Republican" badge on my profile and I had to make a journal and put a disclaimer on my profile

Communist who believes in legalizing gay marriage, all drugs, is pro-choice, anti-war
more republican than "most"
fuck this site

11-21-2007, 02:23 AM

whatever you do dont agree to a "wtf" report from someone

Tchocky · 11-21-2007, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Debaser

I have that same radiohead poster.

Ditto. My sis got it for me for Christmas a few years back. It's cool.

11-21-2007, 02:17 AM	#148
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	i hate the questions somehow i have a "More Republican" badge on my profile and I had to make a journal and put a disclaimer on my profile Communist who believes in legalizing gay marriage, all drugs, is pro-choice, anti-war more republican than "most" fuck this site Last edited by MusicMan4 : 05-10-2014 at 01:54 AM. Reason: oy vey

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11-20-2007, 05:37 AM	#122
Mouths of Babes Ownz Posts: 506	Yes, I would. Which is probably why I did.

11-20-2007, 05:56 AM	#123
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	out of curiosity how many netphorians use onling dating websites do you think?

11-20-2007, 05:58 AM	#124
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	Does Netphoria count as an online dating website?

11-20-2007, 06:13 AM	#125
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	At the end of the day, aren't Netphoria and OkCupid both virtual spaces where e-lamesters such as the ones on display here can wallow around in their own abjection as if they're little lovelorn mice stuck to glue traps... Maybe? I guess the obvious difference is that OkCupid evidently has personality quizzes.

11-20-2007, 06:19 AM	#127
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	That's only if you donate to the server.

11-20-2007, 06:32 AM	#128
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	i hope you arent under the delusion that you arent an "e-lamseter" ghetto

11-20-2007, 07:07 AM	#129
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	yeah really, this guy is really full of shit. it's nice to see he hasn't really changed though. I hated him then, i hate him now.

11-20-2007, 09:22 AM	#130
aurel Apocalyptic Poster Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole. Posts: 2,339	Great thread. Sorry to hear about the break up Sean. hug

11-20-2007, 10:00 AM	#132
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	I had this really scary looking guy as my #1 match on okcupid for a long time. He lived in Singapore and in his pic he had on a black tutu and he was there with his female, very obese "spirit partner." I can't find him again though, it was pretty awesome.

11-20-2007, 12:13 PM	#133
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	If the Paul Hem thing happened last year, then this is definitely the best thread of 2007. And I know I'm opening myself up to ridicule, but eat a bag of dick all of you. I met my husband on OKCupid

11-20-2007, 02:20 PM	#141
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	what i like about meeting chicks online is that you can easily get a bead on what they want to hear, and then simply tell them that. also you can get all of your initial conversations out of the way via email, and can be conversing with a number of them at once instead of wasting your time on the phone or buying them drinks and dinner. that way when you actually do meet up, she's comfortable already and you haven't had to spend a dime, and the legs spread a lot easier. it's win-win all around.

11-20-2007, 02:22 PM	#142
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	"you scoundrel! how dare you"

11-20-2007, 06:35 PM	#146
??? Minion of Satan Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯ Posts: 8,660	sean you should absolutely go for the bookish girl on page 2. come on man.

11-21-2007, 02:23 AM	#149
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	whatever you do dont agree to a "wtf" report from someone