worst caption to put on your photos on profile sites - Page 2

cork_soaker · 11-20-2007, 01:38 AM

"I'll be right over with cans of canned pumpkin, honeykins"

Warsaw · 11-20-2007, 01:39 AM

02:03 AM

I'm Hardcore · 11-20-2007, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Warsaw

jesus

Warsaw · 11-20-2007, 01:46 AM

pass

02:03 AM

Warsaw · 11-20-2007, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

jesus

Having the wrong end in her mouth on the fourth one is a nice touch.

Tchocky · 11-20-2007, 01:49 AM

I can't tell if you're being serious about the Malta pic, Graveflower.

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 01:50 AM

oh jesus christ sean it's the internet

Crunchy Black · 11-20-2007, 01:50 AM

i made an okcupid after toby recommended it but nothing came of it so i deleted it a couple weeks later

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

I can't tell if you're being serious about the Malta pic, Graveflower.

shut the fuck up toolbox

you're not going to ever hook up with elisha cuthburt you monster tool

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Crunchy Black

i made an okcupid after toby recommended it but nothing came of it so i deleted it a couple weeks later

that's because everyone on the planet can recognize what a piece of shit you are except for ****** Elizabeth Gonzalez.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 11-20-2007, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

FUCK

Aw, you can tell she got herself all cosmetic-ed up just for that photo.

01:58 AM

oh god

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 01:56 AM

This is my profile.

What I'm doing with my life
I'm doing nothing but masturbating to pictures of Candace Bergen.
I'm really good at
Masturbating to pictures of Candace Bergen.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
That I'm jacking it. I never really stop.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I eat nothing but cheez-its and gatorade.
The six things I could never do without
Candace Bergen, Gatorade, Jacking It, Cheez-Its, vasoline, and a comfy chair.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Candace Bergen
On a typical Friday night I am
Jacking it to Candace Bergen
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
That I jack it sometimes to Betty White.
You should message me if
you like to masturbate.

think i'll meat anyone?

cork_soaker · 11-20-2007, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

But I won't message her because I have no confidence. None at all.

you can do it, man! c'mon. something good might happen...

monkeyfritters · 11-20-2007, 01:57 AM

that fuck you bag reminds me of this tatoo i saw recently: a hand giving a middle finger with wings and it said "fuck the world" over it.

01:59 AM

:hanging:

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 01:59 AM

DO IT YOU FUCKER

SHE'S LONELY AND SHE'LL ADORE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

JUST DON'T GET STUCK IN THE FRIENDS ZONE

11-20-2007, 02:02 AM

Honestly, I am glad you cleared that up because I wasn't sure. I hope you didn't mean the part where you have 4 sisters.

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 02:04 AM

My Favorite Quote: "You will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of that's imagined and all conceivable." - Maynard James Keenan

All dolled up to go to a club, however as I found out, there are no clubs worth being dolled up for...

waltermcphilp · 11-20-2007, 02:06 AM

GET IN THE ZONE!

AUTO-ZONE!

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 02:06 AM

Location: Austin, Texas

My names is amber. I'm american.

well gee shit

11-20-2007, 02:06 AM

A girl from Houston sent me a "woo!" and her profile is entirely Kurt Vonnegut quotes. I guess that's ok.

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 02:08 AM

that might mean she's never read anything but kurt vonnegut

Trotskilicious · 11-20-2007, 02:09 AM

boy this bitch is lonely

Quote:

I like getting really drunk and watching Grey's Anatomy..

Crunchy Black · 11-20-2007, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graveflower

A girl from Houston sent me a "woo!" and her profile is entirely Kurt Vonnegut quotes. I guess that's ok.

i saw that profile

Tchocky · 11-20-2007, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

shut the fuck up toolbox

you're not going to ever hook up with elisha cuthburt you monster tool

Uh, okay.

Eulogy · 11-20-2007, 02:12 AM

wow this thread is depressing

Tchocky · 11-20-2007, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Graveflower

Not kidding. She's great. I read her profile and got all

_

over everything other than the part where she says Gummo is one of her favorite movies.

I say, go for it. She does look cute. You got nothing to lose.

11-20-2007, 01:39 AM	#32
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	Attached Thumbnails

11-20-2007, 01:40 AM	#33
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11-20-2007, 01:46 AM	#35
Warsaw Minion of Satan Posts: 5,446	pass Attached Thumbnails

11-20-2007, 01:46 AM	#36
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11-20-2007, 01:54 AM	#44
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	oh god Attached Thumbnails Last edited by MusicMan4 : 05-10-2014 at 01:58 AM.

11-20-2007, 01:38 AM	#31
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	"I'll be right over with cans of canned pumpkin, honeykins"

11-20-2007, 01:49 AM	#38
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	I can't tell if you're being serious about the Malta pic, Graveflower.

11-20-2007, 01:50 AM	#39
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	oh jesus christ sean it's the internet

11-20-2007, 01:50 AM	#40
Crunchy Black Banned Posts: 501	i made an okcupid after toby recommended it but nothing came of it so i deleted it a couple weeks later

11-20-2007, 01:56 AM	#45
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	This is my profile. What I'm doing with my life I'm doing nothing but masturbating to pictures of Candace Bergen. I'm really good at Masturbating to pictures of Candace Bergen. The first thing(s) people usually notice about me That I'm jacking it. I never really stop. My favorite books, movies, music, and food I eat nothing but cheez-its and gatorade. The six things I could never do without Candace Bergen, Gatorade, Jacking It, Cheez-Its, vasoline, and a comfy chair. I spend a lot of time thinking about Candace Bergen On a typical Friday night I am Jacking it to Candace Bergen The most private thing I'm willing to admit here That I jack it sometimes to Betty White. You should message me if you like to masturbate. think i'll meat anyone?

11-20-2007, 01:57 AM	#47
monkeyfritters Minion of Satan Location: google Posts: 6,663	that fuck you bag reminds me of this tatoo i saw recently: a hand giving a middle finger with wings and it said "fuck the world" over it.

11-20-2007, 01:57 AM	#48
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	:hanging: Attached Thumbnails Last edited by MusicMan4 : 05-10-2014 at 01:59 AM.

11-20-2007, 01:59 AM	#49
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	DO IT YOU FUCKER SHE'S LONELY AND SHE'LL ADORE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU JUST DON'T GET STUCK IN THE FRIENDS ZONE

11-20-2007, 02:02 AM	#50
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	Honestly, I am glad you cleared that up because I wasn't sure. I hope you didn't mean the part where you have 4 sisters. Attached Thumbnails

11-20-2007, 02:04 AM	#51
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	My Favorite Quote: "You will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of that's imagined and all conceivable." - Maynard James Keenan All dolled up to go to a club, however as I found out, there are no clubs worth being dolled up for...

11-20-2007, 02:06 AM	#52
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	GET IN THE ZONE! AUTO-ZONE!

11-20-2007, 02:08 AM	#55
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	that might mean she's never read anything but kurt vonnegut

11-20-2007, 02:12 AM	#59
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	wow this thread is depressing

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