my boobies hurt

[bardy]

and im bloated and fat and wjoerjaorijeoiajrearea


but I move this saturday!!!

[monkeyfritters]

would you like a bite of my stick?

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by bardy

and im bloated and fat and wjoerjaorijeoiajrearea


but I move this saturday!!!

[bardy]

I dont want any food but I think I might need to poo

[BlissedandGone2]

oh gross

[smashingjj]

if this is what this board has to offer me tonight, i'm going to bed. i'll pretend to be with a nice girl. good night.

[bardy]

I poop roses

[smashingjj]

i called the hospital once to say 'i poop beer' and then hang up. i was pretty drunk

[bardy]

I think we've all pooped beer before

I wish I could wear the same pants I did in highschool. well the tight ones I wore in highschool

[Kanan Road]

i cant shit roses but i ejaculate u.s currency

[smashingjj]

pooped too much beer in them huh

[bardy]

pooped too much beer into my fat stomach

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by bardy

pooped too much beer into my fat stomach

the way you're talking, you're as attractive as anyone can wish for

[Mouths of Babes]

Yeah I agree, you're fat.

[The Jesus]

It's probably breast cancer.

[yo soy el mejor]

i had a dream about pants. it was weird

[bardy]

glad I found myself a boyfriend to answer the "why am I fat" question

he asked not to answer the one about why I cant wear the same jeans that I did in highschool but I told him that he had to think of an answer and call me back

I dont really care what his answer is but I want to see what he comes up with. I think the right answer is that now I have an ass--a good thing-- but how is he supposed to know that.

I am going to go throw up my dinner


not really

[yo soy el mejor]

i can wear the same pants i wore in highschool.

[smashingjj]

sounds like you'll be fine with these people here, i'm gonna go to bed.

[monkeyfritters]

i cant wear the same pants i wore in highschool because the crotches wear out of my pants so quickly.

[bardy]

I can wear the same shirts and skirts but noway on the jeans and shorts

[yo soy el mejor]

my booty has stayed the same. sometimes i think about getting a little chubbier but then my mind changes. i just think about these things. i like being a size one/zero lol edit edit edit.

i can get fat later on once i get super old and ugly.

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

sounds like you'll be fine with these people here, i'm gonna go to bed.

oh no. please dont go!

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i had a dream about pants.

excellent

[bardy]

I am glad my booty got a bit larger. I was like a 1-3 and now I am like a 3-5 so.. .Netphoria, I know I am no fatty but right now I am retaining like 5 gallons of water and it is not a comfortable feeling. I keep drinking water to flush it out and its like building up and I'm going to explode

[Luke de Spa]

hell i can't fit into the pants i was wearing yesterday

and bleurgh jesus i'm lactating like a nun

[Aeroplane]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i can wear the same pants i wore in highschool.

is this a competition?



(pics are required)

[bardy]

so does anyone have anything exciting going on this week, I'm done complaining about my weight

[bardy]

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

hell i can't fit into the pants i was wearing yesterday

and bleurgh jesus i'm lactating like a nun

are you pregnant

[yo soy el mejor]

its like those mornings i wake up and im like ugh i need water so i drink water. but then my mouth tastes like shit and i keep eating/drinking things to get it out of my mouth. but it just gets worse.

i dunno. that kinda happened today.