new dehli deputy mayor killed by monkeys

[redbull]

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New Dehli Deputy Mayor Falls to His Death During Wild Monkey Attack
Written by Jason Kobely, Internet News Producer

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NEW DELHI (AP) -- Aggressive monkeys are being blamed for the death of a senior Indian official.

Media reports said the deputy mayor of New Delhi was on the balcony of his home when he was attacked by a gang of Rhesus macaques causing him to fall. He was rushed to the hospital but died of head injuries.

Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques. Devout Hindus believe
the monkeys are manifestations of a monkey god and feed them bananas and peanuts. That has encouraged the monkeys to frequent public places, and bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.

Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for not stopping the animals and asked them to find a permanent solution. City authorities have employed monkey catchers who use a larger and fiercer kind of monkey to scare and catch the macaques. But that hasn't stopped the problem.

[Dr. Phil]

authorities have employed monkey catchers who use a larger and fiercer kind of monkey to scare and catch the macaques

This sounds like an excellent plan. I can't wait until the "larger and fiercer" kind of monkey gets established.

[Boycott Graceland]

the larger and fiercer monkeys will then be killed by giant boa-rattlesnake hybrids that we will release in to the environment

[Dr. Phil]

I would like to see a video of these larger and fiercer monkeys at work. Do they really capture the macaques? I am guessing they just bash their skulls in.

[HorseflyKing]

Originally Posted by Dr. Phil

I would like to see a video of these larger and fiercer monkeys at work. Do they really capture the macaques? I am guessing they just bash their skulls in.

They are gods and cannot be destroyed.

[Väinämöinen]

that monkey VS monkey business is pretty fantastic... just like with the blacks in america

[Fathoms (unadored)]

Originally Posted by Boycott Graceland

the larger and fiercer monkeys will then be killed by giant boa-rattlesnake hybrids that we will release in to the environment

Yes, and we're prepared for that too. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat

[<sp3]

Originally Posted by Dr. Phil

authorities have employed monkey catchers who use a larger and fiercer kind of monkey to scare and catch the macaques

This sounds like an excellent plan. I can't wait until the "larger and fiercer" kind of monkey gets established.

gotta love logic like that