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Apocalyptic Poster
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internet forum
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die 'til it doesn't hurt
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INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD
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Out fart the hottie!
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I beat off to my post count.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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what an ass ive made of myself
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Minion of Satan
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no, 'cause I don't lol
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Socialphobic
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Post counts are almost as addictive as heroin.
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Out fart the hottie!
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I hate that it maxes out at 65k.
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Minion of Satan
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
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If I ever reach 10,000 posts, I'll know I'm at the point of no return, where my life will be meaningless no matter what I do. I can feel the grip of the 10,000th post on my neck when I think about it.
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Consume my pants.
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no i stand back and realize i have 19,839+ posts on a smashing pumpkins internet messageboard.
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Apocalyptic Poster
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: I thought using a condom was assumed but like, even if you didn't use one how would putting a vegetable in your pussy cause some sort of infection? Like, you can fucking EAT IT, but you can't put it in your fucking vagina and move it around a little
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haha, oh dear... |
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Socialphobic
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that day will be the greatest
day ive ever known |
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Immortal
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I'll probably just make a thread about it.
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Banned
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that person
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10000? noobs.
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
![]() Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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dunno how many posts i have
edit: looks like i'm almost there |
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Socialphobic
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Posts: 10,137
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10,000+ posts in 6 months is impressive
everyone here has had their accounts for a LONG time at 10,000 you should cancel the account and consider starting a new one. or find a new hobbie. |
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Ownz
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no.
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someone more...punk rock?
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i almost have 15000
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Boardcaster
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No one ever says "I want to be a [message board] junkie when I grow up."
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Apocalyptic Poster
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I'd probably fall over my chair.
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huh
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do you ever stand back and realize that you're a total fucking idiot
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Braindead
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whoa there. you're right. my life. a mess. a destroyed monument laid out in front of me. a ghost town. my existence. equals zero. amen.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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netphoria should send out congratulatory packages for the 10000th post consisting of 3 razors, 10 foot wire, and pen and tattered paper.
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Minion of Satan
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i wish i had 10000
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Minion of Satan
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i've been here over two years and i'm not even halfway there. i've got some boarding to do.
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Brazilian Blouselord
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Easy, slugger, easy.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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two years? i thought you just started posting a few months ago. ive been lyurking for 2 years. sporadic posting. i hardly have anything to add other than wtf? and "OmFgG! thats a small penis cigarski."
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Minion of Satan
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right, i need to calm down. deep breaths. let me get my klonopin.
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Brazilian Blouselord
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The key is getting into frequent arguments. That way refreshing Netphoria five times a minute goes less noticed.
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