Sex advice

[ravenguy2000]

wipe your butt first*

*if you've never done it with them before

[Caine Walker]

so true.

[M.Night]

i am having sex...with my hand

[waltermcphilp]

left or right?

[Caine Walker]

please say both. please say both.

[waltermcphilp]

i like em ambidextrous.

[smurfing]

laughed really hard at every post in this thre

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5. a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

[MrPantyFAce]

i could never get hard on acid. the first time i got on it, i desperately tried to as i wanted to go to sleep and thought if could just jerk off i'd finally get some rest. since then fucking on acid has never crossed my mind. making out is good, 'mind orgasms of understanding' can work.

[MrPantyFAce]

i think after reading this thread i'm going to start wearing deodorant again. ive got to leave my room today....my b.o. sort of smells like weed and its getting stronger everyday...that hippy who told me you dont need to wear deoderant and your body will compensate was full of shit

[smurfing]

did they smell good at least?

[MrPantyFAce]

didnt smell bad

[Elvis The Fat Years]

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[Ol' Couch Ass]

I may have been way too fucked up but every time I tried to fuck on acid it either didn't work out or I lost interest.

Now x....that's a different story all together.

[AndySlash]

Yeah, definitely wish I'd have had some action in one of the few times I've tried ecstacy.

I will say taking a crap on E is an experience in and of itself, though.

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

Now x....that's a different story all together.

well, i mean, YEAH.

[Ol' Couch Ass]

I only did E once and could see why people get so crazy with it and want to roll all the time. It was a great time but certainly not worth melting your brain on. Beforehand I had heard anecdotal evidence that fucking while rolling could be difficult but I had no problems with it and it was fuuuucking sweet.

[KrazeeStacee]

I did E a few times way back in the day and loved it. I didn't get to try it again until this past year at Bonnaroo (or rather, once we got home from Bonnaroo) and I wasn't really that impressed. For sure the E we got was shitty, not as strong or just cut with something - who knows. But I recognized the feeling and honestly, I'd much rather have taken acid. The body feeling you get on E is quite similar (at least to me) to the body experience felt on a few hits of acid. It's that intense vibrating feeling, almost. Where you feel it playing around in your muscles...

I would love to try some molly if I could find it but I have a hard time imagining myself loving anything more than I love acid. Besdies, that shit really does fuck with your brain - although you'd have to do a LOT to have any permanent damage, I still don't like the feeling you get afterward.

[Caine Walker]

the big hang up about fucking whilst on e is that it'll be so good that you'll never be able to attain that level of pleasure again. meh.

ecstacy is a lot of fun, but the day after... guh. the post e-tardation is not fun.

[KrazeeStacee]

Yeah I don't know, maybe it's just me and my particular mental state/situation/whatever - but I don't remember sex on E being anywhere near as amazing as it is on acid. But I suppose with acid, you also get that mental aspect of it - like if you are totally in love with that person and just feel totally wrapped up in it, the acid only amplifies that and it becomes much more than just a physical feeling - it becomes emotional and spiritual as well...plus I guess it also depends on how comfortable you are with your partner and all that - it's a very vulnerable and humbling experience.

Man.

[KrazeeStacee]

Originally Posted by ciGarski

i had one of my worst vagina situations last week.

Elaborate? Did you make a wrong turn and get lost or something?

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by ciGarski

i had one of my worst vagina situations last week.

elaborate please. and then turn it into advice if at all possible.

[waltermcphilp]

Originally Posted by ciGarski

it was dark of course and couldn't see the situation but i said to me self "fuck it".

so i tried. and i was denied entry.

fuck the pussy?

[KrazeeStacee]

Aww that's so sad...I dunno, the part about her sitting on your bed...that's sad.

It doesn't take long for hair to grow down there, you know - and maybe she didn't realize that she was going to be with someone that night or was rushed and couldn't take care of things down there.

[reprise85]

You should tell the poor girl to trim. Be nice about it. Ya know... just let her know you and most guys like the hair at least trimmed. If you also trim, point that out to her (if you don't, you should consider it. a little snip snip goes a long way). It will be akward, but some girls just don't know they should do it. Just give her some advice

edit: oh, if it's just a lack of hygiene, disregard

[waltermcphilp]

maybe she was trimmed

[dean_r_koontz]

i always give the girls i drag home a nice toast breakfast in the morning. if i found them particularly pleasing i go up early and fashion a small clay statue that i later give them.

[KrazeeStacee]

Aw you guys are mean. That poor girl.

[AndySlash]

I've only encountered a forest once, and it was not fun to navigate, but I really can't complain either because that was the same day/night that I ran a marathon and my performance was just terrible. Horrendous. It was my worst experience ever. I don't even know why I tried to mess around. Wait, that's right, it was her birthday that day, too. We had dated a month or so and hadn't even really messed around yet. After that night we didn't last too much longer, either.

So my advice is don't fuck your woman for the very first time just after running a marathon that morning.

[dean_r_koontz]

i always give the girls i drag home a nice toast breakfast in the morning. if i found them particularly pleasing i go up early and fashion a small clay statue that i later give them.