Sex advice - Page 2

TuralyonW3 · 09-26-2007, 02:42 AM

almost going first has never been a problem before, but the lady has been getting better and better at working it

I'm Hardcore · 09-26-2007, 02:43 AM

going first sucks.

most times.

Kanan Road · 09-26-2007, 02:45 AM

push your penis in as far as it will go, slowly and lovingly.

like slipping a leather glove over your hand. fit it nice and snug.

D. · 09-26-2007, 02:46 AM

i've never had a problem coming first, except once their was like a full moon or something. plus we were in this really good position. but other than that, it's been smooth sailing once we got to know each other's bodies and stuff.

ooh, that's another rule. EXPLORE EACH OTHER.

wait that sounds like gay john mayer shit. neverrmind.

Trotskilicious · 09-26-2007, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by D.

probably not the best thing to get sex advice from netphorians.

i just don't see it going well for anyone involved.

you know this board isn't all socially inept virgins. in fact, most of you seem to get laid fairly often.

wHATcOLOR · 09-26-2007, 02:58 AM

sex is a race!! first one to finish wins!!

TuralyonW3 · 09-26-2007, 03:04 AM

FUCK IN THE ASS AS HARD AS POSSIBLE TIL THE BED IS COVERED WITH BLOOD

ChristHimself! · 09-26-2007, 03:36 AM

throat punching right as someone is about to climax is an ancient and well respected art

talk show host · 09-26-2007, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

Don't think about something random....focus on the sensation and use mental power to bring yourself back from the brink

I duno if you're kidding or not, but I recommend this...

Ol' Couch Ass · 09-26-2007, 03:52 AM

I'm not. Focus on the sensation and steer it elsewhere.

Trotskilicious · 09-26-2007, 04:10 AM

if she says no she's just kidding

Trotskilicious · 09-26-2007, 04:10 AM

and if she screams "RAPE!" That just means she wants to be choked while you fuck her harder

The Pashing Smumpkin · 09-26-2007, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

and if she screams "RAPE!" That just means she wants to be choked while you fuck her harder

check.

Kahlo · 09-26-2007, 08:23 AM

No means Yes and Yes means harder

The Pashing Smumpkin · 09-26-2007, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahlo

No means Yes and Yes means harder

check.

(All this had better do wonders with my date on sat nite.)

Kahlo · 09-26-2007, 08:29 AM

She will go further if drunk. Applies to you as well.

shannon · 09-26-2007, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahlo

No means Yes and Yes means harder

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KrazeeStacee · 09-26-2007, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

going first sucks.

most times.

Nah, if you go first just pleasure her in other ways.

Some girls find clitoral orgasms are more enjoyable anyway...

Kahlo · 09-26-2007, 10:27 AM

Goth girls are easier. Even when not drunk. Always hit on girls with low self esteem and you will go further. Remember though, no fatties.

KrazeeStacee · 09-26-2007, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kahlo

She will go further if drunk. Applies to you as well.

And if you're on acid you both can go for days...

Kahlo · 09-26-2007, 10:29 AM

Damn you Stacee and your genitals of steel

KrazeeStacee · 09-26-2007, 10:37 AM

Speaking of genitals of steel...

Girls, if you work out your stomach muscles (this *******s your diaphram and the pelvic muscle...i.e., what you do in belly dancing) you'll have better orgasms more regularly and have better control over your muscles down there. So you can do fun things!

Kahlo · 09-26-2007, 10:40 AM

like open beer bottles.

Seriously though, all men and women should exercise kegal (sp.?) muscles

BumbleBeeMouth · 09-26-2007, 10:50 AM

I exercise that one so much my wanger can lift the average terracotta plant pot.

KrazeeStacee · 09-26-2007, 10:50 AM

It's actually your PC muscle, Kegal is the guy who introduced the exercises.

I used to do those exercises but nothing compares to what I'm having to do now for belly dancing to do belly rolls. You don't even realize how much impact your diaphram and your pelvic muscles (which I hope I'm identifying right - the ones you'd contract if you were trying to button up a tight pair of jeans) have on your orgasms. And I can't even do a belly roll yet - I've barely been able to start contracting my diaphram.

Caine Walker · 09-26-2007, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

And if you're on acid you both can go for days...

my boyfriend and i were messing around on acid, and were just completely immersed in each other. as it got more intense, we had that kind of mindmeld thing happen and we both had some kind of simultaneous mental orgasm. it sounds lame, but it was fucking awesome.

KrazeeStacee · 09-26-2007, 11:01 AM

Yeah, acid sex is the best sex...for real. It's a feeling you can't really describe but it is amazing...the only word that comes to mind is ethereal.

Kahlo · 09-26-2007, 11:07 AM

I think I will pass.

dean_r_koontz · 09-26-2007, 11:45 AM

if you are bald, rub vaseline on your scalp and penetrate with your head. most girls will not notice the difference other than that it feels more intense. if they ask you if it is your penis you can say yes. also you get free anatomical lesson.

Caine Walker · 09-26-2007, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ciGarski

find me some acid and i'd gladly fuck on it.

yo, i totally got a hookup. i'll let you know when my dude comes through.

09-26-2007, 02:42 AM	#31
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	almost going first has never been a problem before, but the lady has been getting better and better at working it

09-26-2007, 02:43 AM	#32
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	going first sucks. most times.

09-26-2007, 02:45 AM	#33
Kanan Road Apocalyptic Poster Location: Cloud Number Nine Posts: 1,569	push your penis in as far as it will go, slowly and lovingly. like slipping a leather glove over your hand. fit it nice and snug.

09-26-2007, 02:46 AM	#34
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	i've never had a problem coming first, except once their was like a full moon or something. plus we were in this really good position. but other than that, it's been smooth sailing once we got to know each other's bodies and stuff. ooh, that's another rule. EXPLORE EACH OTHER. wait that sounds like gay john mayer shit. neverrmind.

09-26-2007, 02:58 AM	#36
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	sex is a race!! first one to finish wins!!

09-26-2007, 03:04 AM	#37
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	FUCK IN THE ASS AS HARD AS POSSIBLE TIL THE BED IS COVERED WITH BLOOD

09-26-2007, 03:36 AM	#38
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	throat punching right as someone is about to climax is an ancient and well respected art

09-26-2007, 03:52 AM	#40
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	I'm not. Focus on the sensation and steer it elsewhere.

09-26-2007, 04:10 AM	#41
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	if she says no she's just kidding

09-26-2007, 08:23 AM	#44
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	No means Yes and Yes means harder

09-26-2007, 08:29 AM	#46
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	She will go further if drunk. Applies to you as well.

09-26-2007, 10:27 AM	#49
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	Goth girls are easier. Even when not drunk. Always hit on girls with low self esteem and you will go further. Remember though, no fatties.

09-26-2007, 10:29 AM	#51
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	Damn you Stacee and your genitals of steel

09-26-2007, 10:37 AM	#52
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	Speaking of genitals of steel... Girls, if you work out your stomach muscles (this *******s your diaphram and the pelvic muscle...i.e., what you do in belly dancing) you'll have better orgasms more regularly and have better control over your muscles down there. So you can do fun things!

09-26-2007, 10:40 AM	#53
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	like open beer bottles. Seriously though, all men and women should exercise kegal (sp.?) muscles

09-26-2007, 10:50 AM	#54
BumbleBeeMouth Apocalyptic Poster Location: assertive, tattooed and tough, dangerous, etc, Posts: 4,381	I exercise that one so much my wanger can lift the average terracotta plant pot.

09-26-2007, 11:01 AM	#57
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	Yeah, acid sex is the best sex...for real. It's a feeling you can't really describe but it is amazing...the only word that comes to mind is ethereal.

09-26-2007, 11:07 AM	#58
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	I think I will pass.

09-26-2007, 11:45 AM	#59
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	if you are bald, rub vaseline on your scalp and penetrate with your head. most girls will not notice the difference other than that it feels more intense. if they ask you if it is your penis you can say yes. also you get free anatomical lesson.