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09-26-2007, 02:25 AM | #1 |
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Sex advice
Dole it out, motherfuckers.
Women, tell the men what they've been doing wrong all these years. Men, tell the women to shut the fuck up and get on their knees and please. Do it all here. |
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09-26-2007, 02:25 AM | #2 |
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i have a question about sex
how do i have it? |
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09-26-2007, 02:27 AM | #3 |
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This thread is going platinum.
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09-26-2007, 02:27 AM | #4 |
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Start your own question thread. This is strictly for advice. No questions here. Tell it like it is.
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09-26-2007, 02:27 AM | #5 |
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tipping strippers is a pretty surefire way if youre really hard up
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09-26-2007, 02:28 AM | #6 |
Consume my pants.
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probably not the best thing to get sex advice from netphorians.
i just don't see it going well for anyone involved. |
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09-26-2007, 02:28 AM | #7 |
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what stuff do you dudes think about when you need to slow down your limit break, if u know what i'm sayin?
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09-26-2007, 02:28 AM | #8 |
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We got prudes, we got kinks. Netphoria, we got it all.
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09-26-2007, 02:30 AM | #9 |
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Whether they know it or not...all girls like a finger in the bum during sex.
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09-26-2007, 02:31 AM | #10 |
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do they?
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09-26-2007, 02:32 AM | #11 |
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Indeed.
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09-26-2007, 02:34 AM | #12 |
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in my experience...a couple have
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09-26-2007, 02:34 AM | #13 |
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SO FAR WE HAVE
1. Dudes: Stick your finger in a girl's bum while you're in her. They'll like it... eventually. WE ARE OFF TO AN AROUSING START |
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09-26-2007, 02:34 AM | #14 |
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If you hear something go snap, just stop pushing.
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09-26-2007, 02:34 AM | #15 |
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i've got a semi
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09-26-2007, 02:35 AM | #16 | |
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09-26-2007, 02:36 AM | #17 | |
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I've often heard to think about baseball or something else non-sexy but I find you will do better by concentrating on the feeling and focusing your way down. That or shifting your position will usually slow the spurtage. |
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09-26-2007, 02:36 AM | #18 |
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2. Slow down if you don't want to jizz right then.
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09-26-2007, 02:37 AM | #19 |
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THIS THREAD IS GOING PLACES
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09-26-2007, 02:37 AM | #20 |
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Don't think about something random....focus on the sensation and use mental power to bring yourself back from the brink
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09-26-2007, 02:38 AM | #21 | |
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1). turn the tv on beforehand, as a precaution 2). thing about absolutely mundane things (ie. turtles, potato chips) 3). change positions |
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09-26-2007, 02:38 AM | #22 |
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oca should write a book
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09-26-2007, 02:38 AM | #23 |
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You don't have to yell.
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09-26-2007, 02:38 AM | #24 |
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make sure she comes first, then you can do anything you want--take your time, speed up, throw her around and hit it from behind, all the shit you see in pornos...but you have to make sure she gets hers first!
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09-26-2007, 02:39 AM | #25 | |
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09-26-2007, 02:39 AM | #26 |
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I can hear you all the way from the Voice Implodes thread
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09-26-2007, 02:39 AM | #27 | |
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09-26-2007, 02:41 AM | #28 |
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3. Make her scream first.
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09-26-2007, 02:41 AM | #30 |
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4. Don't yell.
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