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Apocalyptic Poster
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ive heard that if you stop wearing deodorant eventually you can wean yourself off it, while not having b.o. .... as such be free'd from slavery 'the man' is forcing upon us by making people buy these terrible consumer goods. antiperspirants stop your body from releasing toxins, obviously causing cancer
i have no job, havent been into leaving my room the past couple days.so ive started to ferment. i figure if i can keep this up until the b.o. cancels itself off then it will a productive period. how long am i looking at? |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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try to smell it as often as possible so your body really knows it is there and gets to work
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I emit nothing but pleasant odours. The key is to find a deodorant that mixes nicely with your chemicals.
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Minion of Satan
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I had the worst BO last night.
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the other night my left armpit was pretty rank but the right one was fine
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Apocalyptic Poster
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I get that, but it's normally my right pit that causes the trouble.
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deodorant is transported using fossil fuels!!! |
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Minion of Satan
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If I go somewhere and I forgot to put deodorant on for some reason, I cannot relax. I'm self conscious the entire time I'm gone, until I get to that glorious stick again.
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Minion of Satan
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b.o dude
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Apocalyptic Poster
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The spray stuff gives me a headache, so I prefer to roll with it.
Nice crappy Oasis pun there. |
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junkie |
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sometimes you know you are secreting a rank scent and you have to smell yourself. there is a certain pride in emitting a musky odor that turns heads.
ex: you just worked out for 2 hours ex: you have no job and havent left your room for days and can feel your hair becoming oily |
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Minion of Satan
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I haven't used deodorant in about 2 years, I don't really know what my BO is like right now, but I never notice it.
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Out fart the hottie!
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fuck you people who don't use deodorant. you smell like ass. i don't care if you die of cancer or anything else. YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT.
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Minion of Satan
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if you buy some liquid chlorophyll (they sell it in natural food stores) it will do that without having to reek for a few weeks.
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i get massive pit stains if i wear anything dark and im anxious.
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Minion of Satan
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supposedly if you don't shower for long enough your BO becomes sweet smelling. i read it on billys confessions so it must be true.
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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my nuts usually smell worse than my pits.
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The Man of Tomorrow
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Every bum Ive ever passed on the street disproves this.
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If you guys are going to stop wearing deodorant you might as well move to Asheville and wait for the next Pumpkins OP residency. Your stank asses will fit in fine with the hippies.
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Socialphobic
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the taco nuts phenomenon. |
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i only ever really sweat during sex
even if i run hard for 90 minutes during a soccer game, im still reasonably fresh |
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yeah, i'm going to shower though. |
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The Man of Tomorrow
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I thought the point was not to shower. Wouldnt you just not stink due to the showering.
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nah, right now im just boycotting deodorant...maybe one day soap,shampoo, and showers all together. ive had b.o. for a couple days, but i think the worst of its over. i can beat this.
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for some reason i remember ihamannn saying he got botox in his pits and he didnt sweat or something
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Shaving your arm pits will cut down on the odor. The smelly bacteria live on the hair.
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