Post haiku about other Netphorians! - Page 4

08-13-2002, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:
She expects talent
No contributions from her
So we have a shot.

Hey get back indoors
Whatever you are doing
could put an eye out

08-13-2002, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia:
Babe, Don't make me creme
Saving it for Anthony
Wait until Next week.

No playa hatin:
I can lick you up the front
He'll service the back

08-13-2002, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:
She expects talent
No contributions from her
So we have a shot.

see that was a pretty good one. but all the other ones are just like any other stupid fucking sentence except they have line breaks and not many articles

08-13-2002, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undone:
No playa hatin:
I can lick you up the front
He'll service the back

How about Wednesday
For this Olympic event
Invite your boy toy

Orgy at my house
You bring the chips and dildos
Just like a Party

08-13-2002, 02:57 AM

Smiley 33

I'm really kypper
I made up a hot girlfriend
Still no one likes me

08-13-2002, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia:
How about Wednesday
For this Olympic event
Invite your boy toy

Orgy at my house
You bring the chips and dildos
Just like a Party

You beat me hard girl.
I'll masturbate fervently
from this thought. Goodnite.

08-13-2002, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa:
see that was a pretty good one. but all the other ones are just like any other stupid fucking sentence except they have line breaks and not many articles

suze suze she's tripped on the booze
the more she'll bitch, the more she'll lose
but wait what is this?
a postive report?
I guess noones left for a witty retort

08-13-2002, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganymede33:
suze suze she's tripped on the booze
the more she'll bitch, the more she'll lose
but wait what is this?
a postive report?
I guess noones left for a witty retort

huh? i didn't fucking get that. no one's left for a witty retort? the more i bitch the more i lose? i just give up. i give up with you people.

08-13-2002, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganymede33:
Hey get back indoors
Whatever you are doing
could put an eye out

I had no idea
Can guitar be dangerous?
Broken strings aside...

Practice is an art
To play Tool, Floyd and Buckley,
Stay in your bedroom

08-13-2002, 03:05 AM

Someone post haiku about me.

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I am so funky.

08-13-2002, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thoughtless:
Someone post haiku about me.

who the fuck are you
i asked who the fuck are you
who the fuck are you

08-13-2002, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:
5-7-5 it is
nobody noticed your err
Kind of messed up, that

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia:
indeed 5,7,5
no one cares when you mess up
cause you have nice tits

Do you two not see
7, two syllables be?
A Prince song too, yo.

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Tradelist

08-13-2002, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thoughtless:
Someone post haiku about me.

I wish I was Billy's
I like My Little Pony
What's that, ance?

08-13-2002, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganymede33:

Quote:

Originally posted by Thoughtless:
Someone post haiku about me.

I wish I was Billy's
I like My Little Pony
What's that, ance?

I like My Little Pony?

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I am so funky.

08-13-2002, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thoughtless:

I like My Little Pony?

I might be thinking of someone else.

08-13-2002, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganymede33:

Quote:

Originally posted by Thoughtless:

I like My Little Pony?

I might be thinking of someone else.

Oh.

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I am so funky.

08-13-2002, 03:20 AM

A series of haikus about everyone's favorite netphorian...

Samsa

Elias has come
She seeks revenge for the crimes
of the Holocaust

Porous, curved hook nose
nostrils scream with nasal whine
caverns of evil

Spindly fingers tapping at
beaten, helpless keys
she leers at the screen

Samson had his hair
Solomon a wise, fair mind
King David a rock

Samsa has the rant,
turning to jello all minds
who dare to read it

Penance for pogroms
She smites Gent'le throngs with the
roar of King David

I was once a man
filled with hope and faith in man
Suze stole that from me

Teh goggles! They don't
protect me from her poison,
her bludgeoning whine

I sit defeated
Charred by blazing menorahs
in the form of words

I sigh heavily
and I begin to think that
Hitler had it right

08-13-2002, 03:21 AM

I guess I'll make one.

My name is Thoughtless
I must look like Trent Reznor
People have said that

Heh, I suck at this.

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I am so funky.

08-13-2002, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thoughtless:
I guess I'll make one.

My name is Thoughtless
I must look like Trent Reznor
People have said that

Heh, I suck at this.

It works.

08-13-2002, 03:33 AM

I care not for tits
Sadistic humour is wild here
that... that makes me stay.

08-13-2002, 03:42 AM

Mayfuck

We posted your pic
Some liked it, and some didn't
Who the fuck cares?

08-13-2002, 04:21 AM

Ganymede33

Party in her pants,
do not bother bringing your
party hats, just cum.

08-13-2002, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Ate My Hamster:
Ganymede33

Party in her pants,
do not bother bringing your
party hats, just cum.

that brought a tear to my eye.

08-13-2002, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thoughtless:
I guess I'll make one.

My name is Thoughtless
I must look like Trent Reznor
People have said that

Heh, I suck at this.

Thats because you are only thirteen years old.

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08-13-2002, 04:39 AM

hot'n'stinky (czarina):

you're hot 'n' stinky
and you are downright kinky
play with my twinkie

samsa:

i want your sweet love
your posts me give big goosebumps
can i kiss you please?

kimmy (avian chaos):

recess says hello
he's pulling hijinks now
look out! here's a pie!

jason (warsaw):

dang! the gnomes are back!
one of them stole my penis
the other my balls!

nickk:

we are the anti-cavemen
here to save netphoria
faggy rock forever!

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HAIKU!

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scotty's dad: scotty, we need to talk.
scotty: so talk!
scotty's dad: i don't know what to say.

AIM: ButlerRincha

08-13-2002, 04:47 AM

Oh, I hate me too
and everything about me too
I wish I was dead

I guess that one's a little better.

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I am so funky.

08-13-2002, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thoughtless:
Oh, I hate me too
and everything about me too
I wish I was dead

I guess that one's a little better.

You are very angry for a thirteen years old.

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08-13-2002, 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ed:

You are very angry for a thirteen years old.

Or just very depressed.

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I am so funky.

[This message has been edited by Thoughtless (edited 08-13-2002).]

08-13-2002, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******:
scouse_dave

he loves the kiddies
they magnify the size of
his miniscule prick

Shame! Alas, it's true
John doesn't get the haiku
Suze is right for once?

08-13-2002, 12:07 PM

Suze, please let it go
We know these haiku suck ass
But we're having fun

And can you really
Fault someone for just wanting
To enjoy themself?

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08-13-2002, 02:57 AM	#95
World's Greatest Escapist Posts: n/a	Smiley 33 I'm really kypper I made up a hot girlfriend Still no one likes me

08-13-2002, 03:05 AM	#100
Thoughtless Posts: n/a	Someone post haiku about me. ------------------ I am so funky.

08-13-2002, 03:20 AM	#107
pastor Posts: n/a	A series of haikus about everyone's favorite netphorian... Samsa Elias has come She seeks revenge for the crimes of the Holocaust Porous, curved hook nose nostrils scream with nasal whine caverns of evil Spindly fingers tapping at beaten, helpless keys she leers at the screen Samson had his hair Solomon a wise, fair mind King David a rock Samsa has the rant, turning to jello all minds who dare to read it Penance for pogroms She smites Gent'le throngs with the roar of King David I was once a man filled with hope and faith in man Suze stole that from me Teh goggles! They don't protect me from her poison, her bludgeoning whine I sit defeated Charred by blazing menorahs in the form of words I sigh heavily and I begin to think that Hitler had it right

08-13-2002, 03:21 AM	#108
Thoughtless Posts: n/a	I guess I'll make one. My name is Thoughtless I must look like Trent Reznor People have said that Heh, I suck at this. ------------------ I am so funky.

08-13-2002, 03:33 AM	#110
kypper Posts: n/a	I care not for tits Sadistic humour is wild here that... that makes me stay.

08-13-2002, 03:42 AM	#111
Ganymede33 Posts: n/a	Mayfuck We posted your pic Some liked it, and some didn't Who the fuck cares?

08-13-2002, 04:21 AM	#112
I Ate My Hamster Posts: n/a	Ganymede33 Party in her pants, do not bother bringing your party hats, just cum.

08-13-2002, 04:39 AM	#115
Amazing Disgrace Posts: n/a	hot'n'stinky (czarina): you're hot 'n' stinky and you are downright kinky play with my twinkie samsa: i want your sweet love your posts me give big goosebumps can i kiss you please? kimmy (avian chaos): recess says hello he's pulling hijinks now look out! here's a pie! jason (warsaw): dang! the gnomes are back! one of them stole my penis the other my balls! nickk: we are the anti-cavemen here to save netphoria faggy rock forever! NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HAIKU! ------------------ scotty's dad: scotty, we need to talk. scotty: so talk! scotty's dad: i don't know what to say. AIM: ButlerRincha

08-13-2002, 04:47 AM	#116
Thoughtless Posts: n/a	Oh, I hate me too and everything about me too I wish I was dead I guess that one's a little better. ------------------ I am so funky.

08-13-2002, 12:07 PM	#120
sawdust restaurants Posts: n/a	Suze, please let it go We know these haiku suck ass But we're having fun And can you really Fault someone for just wanting To enjoy themself?