Post haiku about other Netphorians! - Page 3

08-13-2002, 02:28 AM

Undone

If your ass was a
chinese restaurant, i'd have
the poo poo platter!

08-13-2002, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganymede33:
Wait a minute, is it 575, or 574? I've been doing 574

indeed 5,7,5
no one cares when you mess up
cause you have nice tits

[This message has been edited by melancholia (edited 08-13-2002).]

08-13-2002, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia:
indeed 5,7,7
no one cares when you mess up
cause you have nice tits

Netphorian tits http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/rolleyes.gif
Apathetic without em
are these callous males

08-13-2002, 02:31 AM

Eat your words, girlies.
******'s dong ain't teeny since
he has such big hands.

08-13-2002, 02:31 AM

these are really bad haikus. not even haikus. more like 17-syllable sentences split up in random places.

08-13-2002, 02:33 AM

the girls here as well
never really beg for cock
cause all y'all are small

08-13-2002, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa:
these are really bad haikus. not even haikus. more like 17-syllable sentences split up in random places.

Babble away, Suze.
Arrogance is your key trait
We're having fun, wench.

08-13-2002, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa:
these are really bad haikus. not even haikus. more like 17-syllable sentences split up in random places.

One more positive comment from Samsa. Thanks!!! We really do care.

08-13-2002, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia:

the girls here as well
never really beg for cock
cause all y'all are small

Why post our fat hogs?
Gals show their tits anyway
You will never know.

08-13-2002, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undone:
Eat your words, girlies.
******'s dong ain't teeny since
he has such big hands.

compared to his fly
thin his penis i found still
even with small hands

08-13-2002, 02:36 AM

You all think I'm small?
It appears tiny because
I have hefty hands

08-13-2002, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:
Why post our fat hogs?
Gals show their tits anyway
You will never know.

i still want to see
who the biggest man here is
housecall i can make

08-13-2002, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganymede33:
One more positive comment from Samsa. Thanks!!! We really do care.

Have to expect it
She's got a stick up her ass
A splintered sphincter

08-13-2002, 02:38 AM

Oh, former Strati--
When I give you my back dawg,
Don't repeat my poem.

08-13-2002, 02:38 AM

i've seen this thread done well before, funny, interesting haikus HAVE been created by you people, but not this time around

anywyas

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?...&node_id=14416

oh, and one more thing: fuck you

08-13-2002, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kypper:

Have to expect it
She's got a stick up her ass
A splintered sphincter

no, i'm just commenting, like every fucking body else on netphoria. these haikus are LAME and not funny. excuse me for having an opinion.

08-13-2002, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******:
You all think I'm small?
It appears tiny because
I have hefty hands

Use a ruler to
Prove your size to all of us
Make way for pepe

08-13-2002, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia:
i still want to see
who the biggest man here is
housecall i can make

Post that, I shall not
Regardless of penis size
I, good as married.

08-13-2002, 02:41 AM

****** may i say
the guy i'm fucking is way
bigger than you are

08-13-2002, 02:41 AM

Challenging the boys,
Jenn R. doesn't realize
she sounds like Yoda. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

08-13-2002, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa:
no, i'm just commenting, like every fucking body else on netphoria. these haikus are LAME and not funny. excuse me for having an opinion.

Suze cries late at night
Ageless time concerns her mind
We cry: "Therapy!"

[This message has been edited by kypper (edited 08-13-2002).]

08-13-2002, 02:43 AM

a haiku flame war. interesting indeed.

08-13-2002, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undone:
Challenging the boys,
Jenn R. doesn't realize
she sounds like Yoda. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

Like Yoda I sound
Least I don't sound like Rhonda
The Beach Boys suck ass

08-13-2002, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa:
no, i'm just commenting, like every fucking body else on netphoria. these haikus are LAME and not funny. excuse me for having an opinion.

don't fret you're excused
really don't care anyways
but I'm glad you do

08-13-2002, 02:46 AM

Andrew Pakula

I'm the king of nerds
Just look at my creation
Still unsatisfied

------------------
This body holding me reminds of my own mortality.

http://toolshed.down.net/video/parabola/parabola93.jpg

Embrace this moment. Remember, we are eternal. All this pain is an illusion.

08-13-2002, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganymede33:
don't fret you're excused
really don't care anyways
but I'm glad you do

She expects talent
No contributions from her
So we have a shot.

08-13-2002, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia:
Like Yoda I sound
Least I don't sound like Rhonda
The Beach Boys suck ass

Hey how 'bout this, ho
Brian Wilson's yo' daddy
And I'll suck yo' ass.

08-13-2002, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undone:
Hey how 'bout this, ho
Brian Wilson's yo' daddy
And I'll suck yo' ass.

Gee whiz, sounds like fun
Though I'm not the only one
Who wants ass from you.

08-13-2002, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia:
Gee whiz, sounds like fun
Though I'm not the only one
Who wants ass from you.

Tell me mo' girlfriend
Bring me some vegan whipped cream
Spread it and spank me!!!

08-13-2002, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undone:
Tell me mo' girlfriend
Bring me some vegan whipped cream
Spread it and spank me!!!

Babe, Don't make me creme
Saving it for Anthony
Wait until Next week.

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08-13-2002, 02:28 AM	#61
So very sad about me Posts: n/a	Undone If your ass was a chinese restaurant, i'd have the poo poo platter!

08-13-2002, 02:31 AM	#64
Undone Posts: n/a	Eat your words, girlies. ******'s dong ain't teeny since he has such big hands.

08-13-2002, 02:31 AM	#65
Samsa Posts: n/a	these are really bad haikus. not even haikus. more like 17-syllable sentences split up in random places.

08-13-2002, 02:33 AM	#66
melancholia Posts: n/a	the girls here as well never really beg for cock cause all y'all are small

08-13-2002, 02:36 AM	#71
bonsor Posts: n/a	You all think I'm small? It appears tiny because I have hefty hands

08-13-2002, 02:38 AM	#74
Undone Posts: n/a	Oh, former Strati-- When I give you my back dawg, Don't repeat my poem.

08-13-2002, 02:41 AM	#79
melancholia Posts: n/a	****** may i say the guy i'm fucking is way bigger than you are

08-13-2002, 02:43 AM	#82
peabody Posts: n/a	a haiku flame war. interesting indeed.

08-13-2002, 02:46 AM	#85
World's Greatest Escapist Posts: n/a	Andrew Pakula I'm the king of nerds Just look at my creation Still unsatisfied ------------------ This body holding me reminds of my own mortality. http://toolshed.down.net/video/parabola/parabola93.jpg Embrace this moment. Remember, we are eternal. All this pain is an illusion.