Who's NOW? *Samsa Region - Mayfuck (1) vs. ravenguy2000 (5)*

[Nimrod's Son]

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?p=2882624

Who's Now? is a tournament between the top 32 active posters on Netphoria. What does it mean to be "NOW?" Being NOW is partially based on what they post on Netphoria, and what they do off the message board. Seeds are based solely on post count. Each matchup will have it's own thread so we can finally determine who's NOW!

In the Round 2 matchup in the Samsa Region, we have the top seeded Mayfuck taking on rival ravenguy2000, the fifth seed.

Mayfuck is well known for his threads demanding specific board action, his left-leaning politics, alternating between AIMing people and blocking them, and complaining about how things aren't as good as the good old days. Also he is a mexican. He's considered schizophrenic by most of the board population as he has a love/hate relationship with seemingly everyone. Resident foodie and bear-lover ravenguy2000 probably couldn't be happier than to sit in front of his TV watching Sopranos reruns (specifically those that showcase Tony in the pool or shower) eating some homemade soup on a cold winter's night. A possible sibling to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, ravenguy2000 loves the finer things in life - good food, travel, quality spirits. He enjoys long walks on the beach, the hot humid south, and gay anal sex.

Today Netphoria, you will decide...... who is more NOW? Is it Mayfuck or ravenguy2000?

[sppunk]

First, and not even close.

[TuralyonW3]

oh man who the hell is gonna vote for mayfuck

[sickbadthing]

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

oh man who the hell is gonna vote for mayfuck

me

[Fuck You]

i voted for mayfuck

and yes my vote counts...anyone who is now knows all of the various screen names i use

[Ol' Couch Ass]

I gotta go with everyone's favorite chubby chaser.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Fuck You

Location: new jersefd

LeDrew?

[Fuck You]

fuck of creibre

[Travis Meeks]

mayfuck is fuck

[neopryn]

these should be the two finalists

[I'm Hardcore]

who i WANT to vote for and who i SHOULD vote for are factors that are tearing me up inside

[Mayfuck_]

Hahahahaha.

[Tchocky]

The Godfather.

[TheMilstead]

I'm torn on this one.

[ChristHimself!]

mayfuck doesn't seem to post as often nowadays, at least when im on, and i loves me some ravenmatt

[spring]

Originally Posted by neopryn

these should be the two finalists

Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

mayfuck doesn't seem to post as often nowadays, at least when im on, and i loves me some ravenmatt

.

this is difficult. i have to think about it for a bit.

[smurfing]

Mayfuck was a low class Poster that was sent to destroy Earth. His father, Bardock, was disappointed when his power level was only 2.

When he was sent to Earth, he bumped his head and got a case of amnesia. He was pure hearted from then on. He was adopted by Grandpa Son Charmbag, who was his first trainer. He accidentally killed his "grandfather" when he turned into an Oozaru (by looking into the moonlight).

He was found by a young girl named Bulma when she went to search for seven mystic balls called the Netphorias.

He went looking for the Netphorias when he and Bulma came across an old pervert called Sickbadthing. Sickbadthing was once the world's strongest man. After a while, Mayfuck went back to Sickbadthing for training. He became super strong and was given an orange gi. He wore this gi almost through Netphoria and Netphoria Z.

Adult Mayfuck In the beginning of Netphoria Z, we see his first son (named Charmbag), which he had with his wife Suzi. His brother Raditz was disappointed that Earth was still in existence, and he became furious when he figured out that Mayfuck lost his memory of his past.

He held Charmbag hostage and said Mayfuck must kill 100 people before he can get his son back. Mayfuck refused. Then he started fighting Raditz along with his rival, Piccolo. They worked together to kill Raditz. Mayfuck made a noble sacrifice and risked his life to keep his planet and his son safe. (Note: he had a second son named Goten.)

That's when he went into the dead, meeting his next trainer, Kaiousama (King Kai). Kaiousama taught Mayfuck two powerful techniques. The first one is the Kaio-ken, which doubles his speed, strength, and senses. The second is the deadliest attack in the entire series: the Genkidama (or Spirit Bomb). This attack nearly killed the Poster Prince Pumpkins and the terrible lizard-like Pink ribbon scars. It also killed the most powerful villain in Netphoria Z, Kid Nimrod’s son.

Other lesser known trainers were the cat Karinsama (Korin) and the god of the Earth named Kami.

At the end of Netphoria Z, Mayfuck became the most powerful being in the universe.

Being the first character introduced in the Netphoria series, Son Mayfuck plays the most vital role in all three Netphoria series. His role develops the entire plot of the anime series, making it an action-packed yet humorous show depicting a world littered with evil villains and pure-hearted warriors like himself. Mayfuck is the one of the most beloved character in the show, if not, he's certainly the most exciting to watch. Although Mayfuck is not too bright, his determination and will to terminate the villains from destroying Earth is tremendous. Throughout his life, he was killed two times while defending Earth from bad guys like Raditz and Evil Cell. His last appearance in the show occurred when he was watching his great, great grandson, Mayfuck Jr., competing against Pumpkins Jr., in the Who’s Now tournament. While at the fighting tournament, his daughter-in-law, Bonnie spotted him, but he quickly disappeared. Before this tournment, Mayfuck had long disappeared after the fight against evil Nimrod’s son in Netphoria GT. It is believed that Mayfuck was sent to live with the gods. Watching his development from a young, uncivilized boy to a grown man and husband, Mayfuck is role model to young kids around the world. His kindness to others makes him one of the unique saiya-jins.

Mayfuck was the first character introduced in the Netphoria Series. Being a third-class saiya-jin from Planet Pumpkins, he was immediately sent to Earth after his birth to destroy all life there and take over so that he can prepare to sell it to buyers. Even as a child, his saiya-jin power was enough to destroy all life on Earth. After flying to Earth in a space pod, he landed on Earth. He was found by an old, yet great martial arts man named Charmbag. Grandpa Charmbag decided to raise Mayfuck and he even taught Mayfuck a little bit of kung-fu. Being the saiya-jin he was, Mayfuck was a horrible child until one day, while trying to escape from Grandpa Charmbag's hands, he falls down a cliff and bumps his head hard, causing his to forget his ultimate mission---to destroy earth and prepare it for sale. From then on, Mayfuck was somewhat of a normal child. His hatred and evil in him vanished. He became a pure-hearted young boy. One night, after being exposed to a full moon, Mayfuck transformed into a gigantic monkey, (whenever a saiya-jin sees a full moon, their tails make them transform into a huge and extremely powerful ape-like creature) and squashed his adopted father to death, without even noticing it. Later on, he finds a five-star Netphoria and believes that it was the spirit of Grandpa Charmbag, so he keeps it.

After meeting Bulma, Mayfuck is acknowledged with the secret that the seven Netphorias can grant any wish within the power of Kami-sami, the guardian of Earth. He soon joins her in the quest to find the seven earth Netphorias. Through many adventures, he meets Yamcha, Tienshinhan and other characters who join him in the quest for the Netphorias. He battles off the Red Ribbon army Eventually, he ends up at training at Kamesenin's place. There, he meets his lifelong friend, Krillin and trains to become an even stronger warrior.

Mayfuck is the first in the series to exhibit a purity of heart, meaning that he is completely void of evil and temptation. Being pure of heart, Mayfuck is known for his naïvity and selflessness, and is often observed to be concerned with other people, regardless of how evil they seem to be. This unusual trait in Mayfuck's personality is contrasted by his fierce love of competition, specifically fighting. Mayfuck is often criticized by the other characters for giving his rivals a chance to change their intentions instead of killing them off. But as a result, this trait of his personality has earned him respect from former rivals, developed alliances, and even friendships with them.

Even though most of Mayfuck's traits are very different than other Posters, he shares the Poster love for food and combat, and often neglects his duties as a husband and friend in order to train. Mayfuck's desires mostly reflect his ambition to not only compete against others, but also to surpass his own limits, becoming an inspiration for his friends who also fight. Mayfuck's personality is one of the few in the series that has almost no changes as the series continues, remaining naive and child-like throughout the course of the series, even at the end of the series when he is middle-aged.

Mayfuck is the main character of the Netphoria series. Mayfuck was sent to earth as a baby to destroy the planet. But he hits his head as a baby and forgot everything he was supposed to do. Instead he becomes a pure good person who protects the planet earth and the universe from evil. He is a tremendous fighter and has the most ability of any of the z warriors. But he has been known to be soft sometimes.(He almost let freeza get away). He was able to transform into all the SSJ transformations. Mayfuck also killed nearly every main enemy the z fighters faced. He has a great relationship with his son Charmbag. During the Cell saga, Mayfuck knew there would be no way for him to beat Cell but he knew his son was more powerful than him, and even when he died during the cell saga, he was able to encourage Charmbag in Snake way. He is also the husband of suzi,daughter of the Ox king and they also had another son named Goten who Mayfuck meets later due to him being dead at the time. One thing about Mayfuck and Suzi is that Suzi wants Charmbag to study while Mayfuck wants Charmbag to fight. Mayfuck, who fears his wife,usually finds a way to compromise with his wife. Finally, Mayfuck has always been known as the hero, always there to save the day when no one else can.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Last edited by smurfing : Today at 02:34 PM.

[Ever]

Good use of find and replace, alex.

[Geek USA]

sorry julio i love you

[Trotskilicious]

you ready ravenguy? you ready to throw down? Hoo-aaaah! HOOO-AHHHHHH!

[JessiMercury]

i'm not sure why i'm tying this, but mayfuck.

[sickbadthing]

you really don't understand any of this do you

[Trotskilicious]

she's living on the edge

[JessiMercury]

i knew i'd get it wrong

i did vote for trotski though.

[Future Boy]

That was wrong too.

[JessiMercury]

your avatar is cool, that scene always makes me lol