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Old 07-17-2002, 09:53 AM   #31
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Originally posted by sarmatianus:
No matter how bad my day is, I always know that I'll get some good laughs reading Netphoria.
isn't it fabulous? it's really a lifesaver sometimes

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Old 07-17-2002, 09:55 AM   #32
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Originally posted by YeehaJamesIha:
17, in my bedroom. I thought it was pretty good, until I actually got really great sex.

LOL for me, it was fabulous; for her, it was painful but still good

 
Old 07-17-2002, 09:56 AM   #33
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Originally posted by strange_one:

Condom used? : yes

showering with your clothes on

putting your bare penis into a virgin is one of god's gifts to mankind

 
Old 07-17-2002, 09:57 AM   #34
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Originally posted by -Tragedy-:
18, in my bed, biggest mistake of my life.
that REALLY REALLY sucks

but did you get head?

 
Old 07-17-2002, 10:01 AM   #35
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Originally posted by mpp:

showering with your clothes on

putting your bare penis into a virgin is one of god's gifts to mankind
but how often does that happen nowadays, 99% of virgin girls will not let you stick an uncovered penis in there

 
Old 07-17-2002, 10:02 AM   #36
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I'm talking about normal situations, not when a girl is drunk or anything

 
Old 07-17-2002, 10:03 AM   #37
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Originally posted by mpp:

after church; she was wearing a short, blue sundress; i couldn't resist and she kind of made me anyway


[This message has been edited by mpp (edited 07-17-2002).]
that sounds hot http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif


 
Old 07-17-2002, 10:06 AM   #38
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Originally posted by mpp:

showering with your clothes on

putting your bare penis into a virgin is one of god's gifts to mankind
people still say its like showering with your clothes on? dude without a condom is like showering with an toaster



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Old 07-17-2002, 10:06 AM   #39
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but how often does that happen nowadays, 99% of virgin girls will not let you stick an uncovered penis in there
nice ones will!
LOL

 
Old 07-17-2002, 10:09 AM   #40
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nice ones will!
LOL
also it isn't very healthy to have unprotected sex with a virgin anyway, considering alot of girls bleed a bit the first time

 
Old 07-17-2002, 10:13 AM   #41
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also it isn't very healthy to have unprotected sex with a virgin anyway, considering alot of girls bleed a bit the first time
hardball.

it feels really good though!
hehehhe

people are such fools (meaning me)

sex and money corrupt

 
Old 07-17-2002, 10:32 AM   #42
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18
hurt like hell, fortunately he didn't last long.
unfortunately, this was a running theme for this guy.

 
Old 07-17-2002, 10:56 AM   #43
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Originally posted by mpp:
that REALLY REALLY sucks

but did you get head?
I might have given head but I didn't receive any. I'm a girl?

 
Old 07-17-2002, 11:02 AM   #44
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I'm a girl?
Are you sure?

If you need a second opinion, I think you may need some serious help, honey.


 
Old 07-17-2002, 11:33 AM   #45
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Originally posted by Random Female:

unfortunately, this was a running theme for this guy.
that reminds me of the movie KIDS.lol



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Dizzery: heh
Dizzery: stuff on the radio
mymomsellsmesmak: lol, i can't tell if you're being serious or not?
Dizzery: i am
mymomsellsmesmak: oh, okay.
mymomsellsmesmak: lol
Dizzery: but dont tell anyone on netphoria
Dizzery: cuz id get flamed

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Old 07-17-2002, 11:41 AM   #46
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Originally posted by -Tragedy-:
I might have given head but I didn't receive any. I'm a girl?
wtf? girls get head all the time

 
Old 07-17-2002, 12:09 PM   #47
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27. It's a good thing my mother is a hooker otherwise I'd still be a virgin.

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Old 07-17-2002, 12:12 PM   #48
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18, couch. sweetly gentle, slightly disappointing.

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what she asked of me at the end of the day,
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Old 07-17-2002, 12:26 PM   #49
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15.

Had to make a trip to Planned Parenthood that day. Memories are grand.

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:05 PM   #50
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Originally posted by mpp:
after church; she was wearing a short, blue sundress; i couldn't resist and she kind of made me anyway
Jesus hates you now.

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:05 PM   #51
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Originally posted by Affectation:


Had to make a trip to Planned Parenthood that day. Memories are grand.
hardball. i've only had to make that terrible trip once and it was nothing to write home about

i fucked my g/f on a sunday and the condom broke so we thought we'd be chill if we just got the morning after pill on monday morning before classes; well, it turns out monday was a holiday so we had to wait till tuesday morning; nightmare 101

it all turned out fine though

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:06 PM   #52
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Originally posted by sawdust restaurants:
Jesus hates you now.
i still love him for being the prelude to such a beautiful piece of ass

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:17 PM   #53
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That was great.

Seriously though, looking back on those stressful days makes me smile every time. I couldn't wish for anything more.

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:23 PM   #54
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i still love him for being the prelude to such a beautiful piece of ass
Heh.

Actually, I've had post-religious service sex before. I don't know why, but it's always wonderful. (Her attire helps, but that's certainly not the whole story.)

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:33 PM   #55
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I was 17.

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Love, peace and harmony?
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very nice
very nice
very nice
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Old 07-17-2002, 01:35 PM   #56
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Actually, I've had post-religious service sex before.
Sure you have.

A little Sunday School jerkfest.

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:37 PM   #57
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16

that is all

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:42 PM   #58
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Originally posted by Affectation:
Sure you have.

A little Sunday School jerkfest.
Shh. That's supposed to be between me and my priest.

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:42 PM   #59
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16, high school sweetheart.

 
Old 07-17-2002, 01:49 PM   #60
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I was 14. He was 17
On the floor of my room
Listening to Siamese Dream
No condoms or anything

[This message has been edited by melancholia (edited 07-17-2002).]

 
 


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