virgins only post

So we've established that oral sex doesn't count.. right?

Originally posted by Lie:
But if you think about it it all makes sense. 1st is kissing. 2nd is any kind of groping or touching of body parts besides the genitalia. 3rd is any kind of stimulation of the genitals without intercourse.

Good point.

technically, i'm not a virgin. it's been soooooooo long, however, that i think i deserve some kind of honorary membership.

Originally posted by Undone:
Can third be anal?

Home run?

Originally posted by DeviousJ:
Home run?

Grand slam.

Originally posted by Helena Handbasket:
So we've established that oral sex doesn't count.. right?

Oral sex can count, for the reasons I cited above. We'll say it's the equivalant of being walked home.

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Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled:
technically, i'm not a virgin. it's been soooooooo long, however, that i think i deserve some kind of honorary membership.

I feel like I deserve some kind of honorary membership for being so pathetic. I feel like a virgin.

Originally posted by Lie:
I feel like I deserve some kind of honorary membership for being so pathetic. I feel like a virgin.

Me too. It's only been 5 months but the chances of it ever happening again are, well, really small.

Originally posted by sophmachina:
i can post here too...

Originally posted by Ammy:
virgins only post.
the rest of us post AND fuck.

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Originally posted by Lie:

Of course you have to be sensible about it. Giving a blowjob while fully clothed is not losing your virginity.

There are certain sexual acts that just don't count. Like in the movie Body Shots...it went something like...

-givng a blow job to a guy, especially if you have no intention of having sex with him...doesn't count
-sex in Europe while on a vacation...doesn't count

...and there were some others to which I just can't remember at the moment. I haven't watched that movie in awhile...maybe that's what I'll do tonight.


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Originally posted by neopryn:
Me too. It's only been 5 months but the chances of it ever happening again are, well, really small.

No, you don't understand. No matter how much sex I ever get, I'm still so traumitized by my virginal state that I'll never completely escape it.

Originally posted by Lie:
I have to insist that oral sex counts under certain circumstances. My reasons for believing this are a)lesbians and b)the fact that it's just silly to wake up naked next to someone after doing delightfully dirty things the night before which involved orgasms on both sides and think you're still a virgin.

It's not silly at all! In fact, it happens all the time.

Here is the official dictionary definition of a virgin:

vir·gin (n.) - A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.

That seems pretty clear cut. Now here are the two official dictionary definitions of sexual intercourse:

sexual intercourse (n.) - the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur

sexual intercourse (n.) - sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.

The second definition was included I think to appease gay and lesbian couples. So, the official official definition of a virgin is this:

A person who has not experienced the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman where the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur, or the sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.


So a virgin couple could finger and lick each other to orgasm as many times as they wanted, but unless there was some kind of genital contact, regardless of whether there was penetration, then they would both still be considered virgins!

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Why? because if you're posting here, chances are you aren't getting any

So technically you could fuck all you want, and as long as no one orgasms, you're still virgins?

Originally posted by Mr. Restroom TP Refiller:

A person who has not experienced the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman where the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur, or the sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.

yes, but does it say genital contact as in finger to genitals, or genitals to genitals. so TECHNICALLY your defenition says essentially " if one person touches another person in thier special area, the touchee is defiled"

Originally posted by Undone:
So technically you could fuck all you want, and as long as no one orgasms, you're still virgins?

Yeah but what the hell is the fun in that?!?!

Originally posted by Ammy:

yes, but does it say genital contact as in finger to genitals, or genitals to genitals. so TECHNICALLY your defenition says essentially " if one person touches another person in thier special area, the touchee is defiled"

no no, it says sexual union, as in...unifying sexual organs. and it can't be like dry humping or anything like that. I think it's pretty obvious that touching someone is considered foreplay and not intercourse. MOLECULES FROM ONE TWAT HAVE TO BE INTERACTING WITH MOLECULES FROM ANOTHER TWAT, OR MOLECULES FROM ONE PEN1S HAVE TO BE INTERACTING WITH MOLECULES FROM ANOTHER PEN1S FOR THERE TO BE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!! I see you point though.

so anal dont count?

Originally posted by francho1:
so anal dont count?

I don't think the asshole counts as a genital area.

Originally posted by Mr. Restroom TP Refiller:
no no, it says sexual union, as in...unifying sexual organs. and it can't be like dry humping or anything like that. I think it's pretty obvious that touching someone is considered foreplay and not intercourse. MOLECULES FROM ONE TWAT HAVE TO BE INTERACTING WITH MOLECULES FROM ANOTHER TWAT, OR MOLECULES FROM ONE PEN1S HAVE TO BE INTERACTING WITH MOLECULES FROM ANOTHER PEN1S FOR THERE TO BE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!! I see you point though.

So if you touch your genitalia to another person's genitalia, even if it's for a split second, you're no longer a virgin?

Originally posted by Lie:
So if you touch your genitalia to another person's genitalia, even if it's for a split second, you're no longer a virgin?

Exactly, that very instant that contact occurs, you are no longer virgin material. There is no second guessing and no turning back!

Oh, and before anyone asks, two twats attached by a long dildo does not count as a union of sexual organs.

[This message has been edited by Mr. Restroom TP Refiller (edited 07-18-2002).]

Originally posted by Mr. Restroom TP Refiller:
It's not silly at all! In fact, it happens all the time.

Here is the official dictionary definition of a virgin:

vir·gin (n.) - A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.

That seems pretty clear cut. Now here are the two official dictionary definitions of sexual intercourse:

sexual intercourse (n.) - the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur

sexual intercourse (n.) - sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.

The second definition was included I think to appease gay and lesbian couples. So, the official official definition of a virgin is this:

A person who has not experienced the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman where the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur, or the sexual union between humans involving genital contact other than vaginal penetration by the penis.


So a virgin couple could finger and lick each other to orgasm as many times as they wanted, but unless there was some kind of genital contact, regardless of whether there was penetration, then they would both still be considered virgins!

ARRRRR; i see, so if u dont blow your load u didnt fuck ?