Kelly Osbourne is really not attractrive... - Page 2

07-17-2002, 10:38 AM

i never really watched the show too much so i cant say anything on her personality but she looks like a pug. looking like someone whacked her in the face with a frying pan.

yeah im glad that a big girl is being noticed like that but im much happier that HBO made a new show called "real women have curves" or something and the star is a very beautiful
size 22. her name is america something.

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Hebi ikkyuu no koi wa migoto ni
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07-17-2002, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by Helena Handbasket:
I think that now her hair looks stupid

http://www.black-sabbath.com/images/...haronkelly.jpg

AUGH why wont you work! damn you! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif

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07-17-2002, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Dead Frequency:
http://www.black-sabbath.com/images/...haronkelly.jpg

AUGH why wont you work! damn you! http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/mad.gif

[This message has been edited by Dead Frequency (edited 07-17-2002).]

http://www.black-sabbath.com/images/...haronkelly.jpg
UBB can kiss my ass

07-17-2002, 04:44 PM

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07-17-2002, 05:30 PM

I don't find her at all attractive, but I can stand her when she's just talking and whatnot. Most of the time. But in that music video of her's, there's just something about her that PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!

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07-17-2002, 05:39 PM

she has a massive face.

07-17-2002, 05:52 PM

some of you people are hilarious. sure, she pales in comparison to hot actresses, but if a girl that looked like kelly osbourne wanted to go out with you, you'd grasp at the chance to get laid.

and how can she not sing? i've never seen the tv show, just heard the song, but there isn't a note off key. there's no whining. that immediatley puts her above courtney love and alanis morissette.

and she knows she's fat - if she wears bikinis and tries to be britney spears, she's got it coming to her. otherwise, all the power to her

07-17-2002, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by THRILLHO:
some of you people are hilarious. sure, she pales in comparison to hot actresses, but if a girl that looked like kelly osbourne wanted to go out with you, you'd grasp at the chance to get laid.

I think that you are one of the pathetic few that would jump at that opportunity.

07-17-2002, 07:18 PM

yeah, if i wasn't getting laid and met a girl who kicked ass and we got along well and she liked me - and she had the kelly osbourne look - i'd totally hit it.

if some drunk obnoxious slut who looked like kelly osbourne (who'd more likely be kelly osbourne) presented herself, i'd write your number down on a card and stuff it down her pants.

07-17-2002, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THRILLHO:
some of you people are hilarious. sure, she pales in comparison to hot actresses, but if a girl that looked like kelly osbourne wanted to go out with you, you'd grasp at the chance to get laid.

and she knows she's fat - if she wears bikinis and tries to be britney spears, she's got it coming to her. otherwise, all the power to her

07-17-2002, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by THRILLHO:
yeah, if i wasn't getting laid and met a girl who kicked ass and we got along well and she liked me - and she had the kelly osbourne look - i'd totally hit it.

if some drunk obnoxious slut who looked like kelly osbourne (who'd more likely be kelly osbourne) presented herself, i'd write your number down on a card and stuff it down her pants.

First of all, you don't have my number. And second, you seriously have low standards. If she came up to me at a party, I would tell her to gobble a dick. I'm not down with fat chicks, and I'm not even close to being down with those crooked toothded brittish bitches.

07-17-2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by Affectation:
Anyways, their nanny is fucking pretty. That brittish accent really does it for me.

um...I was under the impression she was Australian. She certainly isn't British.

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07-17-2002, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by THRILLHO:
some of you people are hilarious. sure, she pales in comparison to hot actresses, but if a girl that looked like kelly osbourne wanted to go out with you, you'd grasp at the chance to get laid.

Absolutely untrue in my case.

UNLESS i WAS AFTER oZZY'S STASH OF DEMO TAPES TO SELL TO THE MUNTERS ON EBAY.

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07-17-2002, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Affectation:
...crooked toothded brittish bitches.

I know that ain't English, but I vote we put that in the dictionary!

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07-17-2002, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THRILLHO:
if a girl that looked like kelly osbourne wanted to go out with you, you'd grasp at the chance to get laid.

if this was the case i would have had sex with twenty woman by now, not still a virgin.

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07-18-2002, 01:08 AM

Someone said this and I think it's true.
People tend to judge movie stars, tv stars, and public personalities more harshly than normal, not famous people. I think Kelly Osbourne is like... average, maybe ten pounds overweight. Her face isn't that great, but you know... she's still a teenager, and you never know. She may emerge as a beautiful woman, or if not, she's got all that money and can pay for that great, expensive surgery to become one.

As for Ozzy, I think he's a good singer.

And the oldest sister... yeah, she's really pretty, I saw her fleetingly on the Osbournes, I'm not sure what she was doing there or anything.

07-18-2002, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affectation:
First of all, you don't have my number. And second, you seriously have low standards. If she came up to me at a party, I would tell her to gobble a dick. I'm not down with fat chicks, and I'm not even close to being down with those crooked toothded brittish bitches.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not down with ugly chicks. But hey, more british women for everyone else. Right on.

07-17-2002, 10:38 AM	#31
belladonna eyes Posts: n/a	i never really watched the show too much so i cant say anything on her personality but she looks like a pug. looking like someone whacked her in the face with a frying pan. yeah im glad that a big girl is being noticed like that but im much happier that HBO made a new show called "real women have curves" or something and the star is a very beautiful size 22. her name is america something. ------------------ Daikirai datta sobakasu wo chotto Hitonadeshite tame iki wo hitotsu Hebi ikkyuu no koi wa migoto ni Kakuzatou to isshoni toketa Mae yori mo motto yaseta mune ni chotto "Chiku" tto sasaru toge ga itai Hoshiuranai mo ate ni naranai wa [This message has been edited by belladonna eyes (edited 07-17-2002).]

07-17-2002, 05:30 PM	#35
relaxor! Posts: n/a	I don't find her at all attractive, but I can stand her when she's just talking and whatnot. Most of the time. But in that music video of her's, there's just something about her that PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH! ------------------ http://www.maritime.org/conf/conf-im...jons-fig12.gif

07-17-2002, 05:39 PM	#36
twice Posts: n/a	she has a massive face.

07-17-2002, 05:52 PM	#37
THRILLHO Posts: n/a	some of you people are hilarious. sure, she pales in comparison to hot actresses, but if a girl that looked like kelly osbourne wanted to go out with you, you'd grasp at the chance to get laid. and how can she not sing? i've never seen the tv show, just heard the song, but there isn't a note off key. there's no whining. that immediatley puts her above courtney love and alanis morissette. and she knows she's fat - if she wears bikinis and tries to be britney spears, she's got it coming to her. otherwise, all the power to her

07-17-2002, 07:18 PM	#39
THRILLHO Posts: n/a	yeah, if i wasn't getting laid and met a girl who kicked ass and we got along well and she liked me - and she had the kelly osbourne look - i'd totally hit it. if some drunk obnoxious slut who looked like kelly osbourne (who'd more likely be kelly osbourne) presented herself, i'd write your number down on a card and stuff it down her pants.

07-18-2002, 01:08 AM	#46
undivinemartyr Posts: n/a	Someone said this and I think it's true. People tend to judge movie stars, tv stars, and public personalities more harshly than normal, not famous people. I think Kelly Osbourne is like... average, maybe ten pounds overweight. Her face isn't that great, but you know... she's still a teenager, and you never know. She may emerge as a beautiful woman, or if not, she's got all that money and can pay for that great, expensive surgery to become one. As for Ozzy, I think he's a good singer. And the oldest sister... yeah, she's really pretty, I saw her fleetingly on the Osbournes, I'm not sure what she was doing there or anything.