Contraception - Preferred method?

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Sandra

That's the point though, they never find out.

Originally Posted by Sandra

Monogamy is an outdated concept.

If it's so outdated, why have to hide it? Perhaps because you know it's not outdated but you can't admit to yourself that you're really nothing more than a filthy whore.

[Sandra]

Originally Posted by D.

wow.

is this a mutual thing, or are you the only slut in the relationship?

how can you ever be sure? Better to pre-empt all doubts and enjoy yourself, carefully and discreetly.

[waltermcphilp]

you have a very warped view on life

[Sandra]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

If it's so outdated, why have to hide it? Perhaps because you know it's not outdated but you can't admit to yourself that you're really nothing more than a filthy whore.

I wouldn't say to him Look, I'm gonna cheat on you, and that's the way it is. Some people consider monogamy outdated, not necessarily everyone. So I'm discreet to avoid hurting anyone's feelings. The point here is to enjoy life, not to ruin other people's lives.

You can call me a whore all you want, but you can't deny the fact that I bathe regularly and smell like delicious cake, tequila and oranges.

[waltermcphilp]

Originally Posted by Sandra

The point here is to enjoy life, not to ruin other people's lives.

so why not just break up with him if you can't stay faithful? seems pretty pointless to be in a relationship when you can't keep it in your pants. at least this way you can bang all the guys you want without having to worry about hurting anyones feelings.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Sandra

how can you ever be sure? Better to pre-empt all doubts and enjoy yourself, carefully and discreetly.

someday, your parents will weep into the cameras and wonder why "some monster" "senselessly and without provocation" eviscerated you

[sppunk]

Monte needs to hook up with Sandra. She's perfect for a crazy Mormon boy like him.

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by Sandra

You can call me a whore all you want, but you can't deny the fact that I bathe regularly and smell like delicious cake, tequila and oranges.

bathing has very little to do with you being a cheating jerk. the fact that you're semi-proud of it is giving me a headache.

[Sandra]

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

so why not just break up with him if you can't stay faithful? seems pretty pointless to be in a relationship when you can't keep it in your pants. at least this way you can bang all the guys you want without having to worry about hurting anyones feelings.

Because we care very much about each other and we get along well, which for someone with my abrasive personality, doesn't come along every day. But shit, if he's going to disappear for a month... do you think I'd bust a nut if I found out he banged some waitress in Switzerland? As long as he wrapped it up, I'd be pretty okay with it. If I found out he told her he loved her, I'd rip his balls off and nail them to a bridge. Two different things.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Sandra

Because we care very much about each other and we get along well, which for someone with my abrasive personality, doesn't come along every day. But shit, if he's going to disappear for a month... do you think I'd bust a nut if I found out he banged some waitress in Switzerland? As long as he wrapped it up, I'd be pretty okay with it. If I found out he told her he loved her, I'd rip his balls off and nail them to a bridge. Two different things.

not only are you a slut, you're a crazy slut.that's the worst kind

you can't "care very much" about him if you lie and sneak around on him

i hope you get cervical cancer

[ravenguy2000]

sandra i am in connecticut

and i will straight up fuck you if you have the time and tell me where you live

[Sandra]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

not only are you a slut, you're a crazy slut.that's the worst kind

you can't "care very much" about him if you lie and sneak around on him

i hope you get cervical cancer

I won't, I got the shot. I'm a slut that's prepared for everything, like a boyscout. Speaking of which... um.

Look, I have to go rinse some caustic chemicals out of my hair right now, but my point is that cheating happens, you might as well be honest about it, enjoy yourself and not hurt anybody's feelings. I'm more than willing to admit that I'm kind of a lousy person and will probably go to hell for a number of reasons, but I think it will probably be for giving whiskey to children and stealing from the dead, rather than enjoying myself as much as possible during my short time on this filthy planet.

[Caine Walker]

damn, you hate your life.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Sandra

my point is that cheating happens

Originally Posted by Sandra

ou might as well be honest about it

.... but... you're... not...

[D.]

Originally Posted by Sandra

how can you ever be sure? Better to pre-empt all doubts and enjoy yourself, carefully and discreetly.

that's what i figured, you're a troll.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by D.

that's what i figured, you're a troll.

August 24th, 2007
04:36 pm: stalk me
Lily Pad, Cambridge. Sunday evening. Alec K. Wheezy and Chris. Chris told me they're planning on ending the show by stripping down to jock straps + sock garters and washing each other's hair. You don't wanna miss that...

no really, someone come keep me out of trouble. I'll give you alcohols.





um, I really need to get fucked.

http://novimnet.livejournal.com/

[smurfing]

cheating really would be no big deal except it's even easier for girls to have sex with random guys than it is for them to not have sex with random guys and for guys it's much more difficult getting laid



if youre going to cheat, though, it's much cooler to poast about it on netphoria than lie to us

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

http://novimnet.livejournal.com/

wow, it's shit like this that keeps me from ever reading anyone's livejournals.

pages and pages of bitching and pissing about everyone and everything while you yourself does nothing positive with your own life and nobody hands you enough free shit woe is me garbage bullshit

[Skylarq]

http://www.impawards.com/1991/poster...urtles_two.jpg

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by Skylarq

http://www.impawards.com/1991/poster...urtles_two.jpg

are you nominating this thread?

[Skylarq]

yes, for Sandra's role as "most heinous skank"

actually i had a secret of the ooze picture that fit nicely within the context of the thread and sadly my google image skills went all for naught

[JokeyLoki]

Originally Posted by HorseflyKing

Are you even joking?

This is what we do. Sympto-Thermal.

Nah, I'm not joking at all... Sympto-Thermal/Calendar Method has worked a-o-k for 4 or 5 months now.

[JokeyLoki]

Originally Posted by HorseflyKing

no way, dude.
it's just as effective, it not more effective, than condoms, etc.

It just uses observation of a chick's biological signs so that she knows the exact moment of ovulation and therefore when she's fertile. Women are only fertile for about 48 hours out of the month (give or take their cycles).

Of course, this means that there are times when you have to abstain if you want to avoid pregnancy, but as long as you follow the rules it's like 99.9% effective and she isn't putting a bunch of chemicals or whatever in her body or unnaturally altering her biology with the possibility for nasty complications later in life (i.e. the pill).

Yeah, what he said

[D.]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

wow, it's shit like this that keeps me from ever reading anyone's livejournals.

pages and pages of bitching and pissing about everyone and everything while you yourself does nothing positive with your own life and nobody hands you enough free shit woe is me garbage bullshit

spot on assessment.

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7...gginlq7.th.jpg

[Lucy Sky Diamonds]

I would have liked to use the natural calendar method when I was in a relationship, but I have never had a regular period without birth control in my life.

[Starla]

Nothing. I haven't had sex in like.....2 1/2 years.

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Sandra

I won't, I got the shot. I'm a slut that's prepared for everything, like a boyscout. Speaking of which... um.

Look, I have to go rinse some caustic chemicals out of my hair right now, but my point is that cheating happens, you might as well be honest about it, enjoy yourself and not hurt anybody's feelings. I'm more than willing to admit that I'm kind of a lousy person and will probably go to hell for a number of reasons, but I think it will probably be for giving whiskey to children and stealing from the dead, rather than enjoying myself as much as possible during my short time on this filthy planet.

jesus, you're a real winner.... I hate cheaters and uh, I hate bitches who don't take care of their children. yuck........

[Starla]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

not only are you a slut, you're a crazy slut.that's the worst kind

you can't "care very much" about him if you lie and sneak around on him

i hope you get cervical cancer

LOL Nim! Don't wish bad stuff on people.......god knows whats gonna happen to you now.

[Trotskilicious]

wow sandra gets hammered in this thread

i bet if she pretended to be a boy and posted similar shit you guys would be giving high fives.

[D.]

yeah, bro, high fives all around and shit