Contraception - Preferred method? - Page 2

Caine Walker · 08-24-2007, 11:41 AM

lol @ the ooziness

mxzombie · 08-24-2007, 12:16 PM

girlfriend was on bc for a while but it was affecting another medication so she went off and now we're all condoms

waltermcphilp · 08-24-2007, 12:19 PM

mutual masturbation.

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2007, 12:24 PM

This is a silly question because there's a difference between some slut you meet at a bar and a girl you've been monogamous with for 6 months

aurel · 08-24-2007, 12:25 PM

Heavy ego petting.

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2007, 12:25 PM

lactational amenorrhea

Sandra · 08-24-2007, 04:29 PM

the pill

when the boy's on tour, pill + rubber. I can put a condom on with my mouth. I thought you should know.

they say birth controls make you sort of crazy

I say

who the fuck's gonna notice.

ravenguy2000 · 08-24-2007, 04:35 PM

homosexuality

Tchocky · 08-24-2007, 04:36 PM

Abstinence.

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-24-2007, 04:39 PM

I would be really nervous to rely strictly on the rhythm method

KrazeeStacee · 08-24-2007, 04:56 PM

How hard is it to remember to take a pill everyday, I mean really? I did it for over a year and I have the mind of a stoner. You wake up, you take a pill. They even make the dispenser all organized and easy to use. It's idiot proof and yet girls still say "durr I can't remember to take it". Sorry but that's just stupid.

I take the shot. If you can't remember to take a pill then take the shot. I'm on the shot cuz it fucks with my blood pressure less and I won't have a stroke like I would on the pill. I've been on the shot for like 3 years now, haven't had a period in about 2 years. It's nice stuff once you get used to it. For the first year I was an itchy, spotting, crazy mess though.

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2007, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandra

the pill

when the boy's on tour, pill + rubber.

what the hell does that mean

silent_brian13 · 08-24-2007, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

what the hell does that mean

sarastic or don't truly know?

pill seems to work though

ravenguy2000 · 08-24-2007, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

How hard is it to remember to take a pill everyday, I mean really? I did it for over a year and I have the mind of a stoner. You wake up, you take a pill. They even make the dispenser all organized and easy to use. It's idiot proof and yet girls still say "durr I can't remember to take it". Sorry but that's just stupid.

i have a feeling i know which way this thread will go now

pale blue eyes · 08-24-2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale blue eyes

Condoms. My other meds make birth control pills pretty much useless.

I forgot my most current method - not getting any. Works like a charm.

Rockin' Cherub · 08-24-2007, 05:05 PM

contraception is for idiots and people who have sex

Sepiae · 08-24-2007, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale blue eyes

I forgot my most current method - not getting any. Works like a charm.

It's so cheap, easy, and effective! No prescriptions to worry about or hormones or any of that pesky worrying when you're a day late.

KrazeeStacee · 08-24-2007, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

i have a feeling i know which way this thread will go now

If you're referring to the fact that I got pregnant, it's because I wasn't on birth control - not because I was a dumb cunt that couldn't remember to take a pill everyday. Apples and oranges.

Sandra · 08-24-2007, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

what the hell does that mean

It means

If the boy goes to Europe for a goddamn month, it's kind of stupid to assume I'm not going to fuck anybody else.

but, to avoid complication... obviously I'm gonna make duder wrap it before he slaps it.

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandra

It means

If the boy goes to Europe for a goddamn month, it's kind of stupid to assume I'm not going to fuck anybody else.

but, to avoid complication... obviously I'm gonna make duder wrap it before he slaps it.

Wow, you're a pretty skanky whore, Sandra

Elvis The Fat Years · 08-24-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

what the hell does that mean

when her boyfriend is on tour, she'll be using the pill and condoms when she's fucking other guys, girls and an assortment of wild animals on the endangered species list.

i'm sick of having to explain life to you, nimrod. you're going to have to leave the nest soon or later.

pale blue eyes · 08-24-2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandra

If the boy goes to Europe for a goddamn month, it's kind of stupid to assume I'm not going to fuck anybody else.

You can't hold out for a month?

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2007, 05:12 PM

if you were my girlfriend and i found out you were fucking dudes if i had to go away for a month to work, i would give an HIV positive guy $500 and a condom with a hole in it and make sure he hit on you enough for your slutty ass to do him. then when i got back i'd have you pick me up from the airport and you'd be all 'hey honey how was your trip? did you bring me anything?' and i'd be like 'yeah, crippling death from AIDS you fucking skank.'

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2007, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

when her boyfriend is on tour, she'll be using the pill and condoms when she's fucking other guys, girls and an assortment of wild animals on the endangered species list.

i'm sick of having to explain life to you, nimrod. you're going to have to leave the nest soon or later.

i was hoping 'when the boy is on tour' meant some sort of metaphor to having a period

D. · 08-24-2007, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandra

It means

If the boy goes to Europe for a goddamn month, it's kind of stupid to assume I'm not going to fuck anybody else.

but, to avoid complication... obviously I'm gonna make duder wrap it before he slaps it.

wow.

is this a mutual thing, or are you the only slut in the relationship?

silent_brian13 · 08-24-2007, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

if you were my girlfriend and i found out you were fucking dudes if i had to go away for a month to work, i would give an HIV positive guy $500 and a condom with a hole in it and make sure he hit on you enough for your slutty ass to do him. then when i got back i'd have you pick me up from the airport and you'd be all 'hey honey how was your trip? did you bring me anything?' and i'd be like 'yeah, crippling death from AIDS you fucking skank.'

ravenguy2000 · 08-24-2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

If you're referring to the fact that I got pregnant, it's because I wasn't on birth control - not because I was a dumb cunt that couldn't remember to take a pill everyday. Apples and oranges.

Well I'm more referring to the fact that it still strikes me as funny that you of all people would call someone else a dumb cunt because of their own reproductive choices they've made but ok.

KrazeeStacee · 08-24-2007, 05:39 PM

It's not a reproductive choice. The reproductive choice is to take the pills. The reproductive choice is NOT to forget them. That's the dumb cunt part I'm referring to.

Sandra · 08-24-2007, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

if you were my girlfriend and i found out you were fucking dudes if i had to go away for a month to work, i would give an HIV positive guy $500 and a condom with a hole in it and make sure he hit on you enough for your slutty ass to do him. then when i got back i'd have you pick me up from the airport and you'd be all 'hey honey how was your trip? did you bring me anything?' and i'd be like 'yeah, crippling death from AIDS you fucking skank.'

That's the point though, they never find out. What's the point in hurting someone's feelings?

Also, this is why I'm dating someone like my boyfriend and not someone like you.

Monogamy is an outdated concept.

Martyr · 08-24-2007, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandra

That's the point though, they never find out. What's the point in hurting someone's feelings?

Also, this is why I'm dating someone like my boyfriend and not someone like you.

Monogamy is an outdated concept.

Someone like your boyfriend, as in a guy who is dumb enough to not suspect anything?

View Poll Results: well?
Condom	6	13.04%
Pill	16	34.78%
Both	5	10.87%
Injection	3	6.52%
Strictly Facials	7	15.22%
Other	9	19.57%
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08-24-2007, 11:41 AM	#31
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,479	lol @ the ooziness

08-24-2007, 12:16 PM	#32
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	girlfriend was on bc for a while but it was affecting another medication so she went off and now we're all condoms

08-24-2007, 12:19 PM	#33
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	mutual masturbation.

08-24-2007, 12:24 PM	#34
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	This is a silly question because there's a difference between some slut you meet at a bar and a girl you've been monogamous with for 6 months

08-24-2007, 12:25 PM	#35
aurel Apocalyptic Poster Location: Maximum Homosapien crammed down your HaHa hole. Posts: 2,339	Heavy ego petting.

08-24-2007, 04:29 PM	#37
Sandra Demi-God Location: Providence, RI Posts: 255	the pill when the boy's on tour, pill + rubber. I can put a condom on with my mouth. I thought you should know. they say birth controls make you sort of crazy I say who the fuck's gonna notice.

08-24-2007, 04:35 PM	#38
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	homosexuality

08-24-2007, 04:36 PM	#39
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Abstinence.

08-24-2007, 04:39 PM	#40
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	I would be really nervous to rely strictly on the rhythm method

08-24-2007, 04:56 PM	#41
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	How hard is it to remember to take a pill everyday, I mean really? I did it for over a year and I have the mind of a stoner. You wake up, you take a pill. They even make the dispenser all organized and easy to use. It's idiot proof and yet girls still say "durr I can't remember to take it". Sorry but that's just stupid. I take the shot. If you can't remember to take a pill then take the shot. I'm on the shot cuz it fucks with my blood pressure less and I won't have a stroke like I would on the pill. I've been on the shot for like 3 years now, haven't had a period in about 2 years. It's nice stuff once you get used to it. For the first year I was an itchy, spotting, crazy mess though.

08-24-2007, 05:05 PM	#46
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	contraception is for idiots and people who have sex

08-24-2007, 05:12 PM	#53
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	if you were my girlfriend and i found out you were fucking dudes if i had to go away for a month to work, i would give an HIV positive guy $500 and a condom with a hole in it and make sure he hit on you enough for your slutty ass to do him. then when i got back i'd have you pick me up from the airport and you'd be all 'hey honey how was your trip? did you bring me anything?' and i'd be like 'yeah, crippling death from AIDS you fucking skank.'

08-24-2007, 05:39 PM	#58
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	It's not a reproductive choice. The reproductive choice is to take the pills. The reproductive choice is NOT to forget them. That's the dumb cunt part I'm referring to.